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Here are mine

from big bang theory Amy says kiss me where i've never been kissed before. Sheldon says you mean like salt like city

Peter from family guy Lois look what i spelled with my alphabits. Lois says ooo maybe you can have that later. Peter says i'd rather have the alphabits What are yours?

 
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do'h
 
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Missed it by that much.
 
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no offense, but those are some pretty average quotes


off the top of my head....

seinfeld- hello newman, ukraine is weak

southpark- shut your fucking person mouth kyle, Laaaamee- cartman

the wire- you come at the king you best not miss-omar,  shiiiiit- clay davis




 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

no offense, but those are some pretty average quotes


off the top of my head....

seinfeld- hello newman, ukraine is weak

southpark- shut your fucking person mouth kyle, Laaaamee- cartman

the wire- you come at the king you best not miss-omar,  shiiiiit- clay davis




I'm an average kinda guy, do'h.
 
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Hello Jerry, Hello NEWMAN
 
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Cut it out
 
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Urkel: Did I do that?
 
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"George is getting upset!!!!" -Seinfeld
 
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ward, dont you think you were a little bit rough on the beaver last night
 
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What's a bath without bubbles. Bubbles come on in here.

Rodney Dangerfield - Back to School.

 
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Say hello to my little friend.

Al Pacino. Scarface.

 
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Hasta la vista baby.

Arnold - The Terminator

 
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Go ahead. Make my day.

Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry

 
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The Rock - Sean Connery

"Your best ! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen"

 
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Seinfeld on being gay:
NO I'M NOT GAY! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Archie Bunker to Mike (Meathead)
Sticks and stones can break my bones but you are one dumb pollock.
 
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STIFLE!
 
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I love it when a plan comes together!!
 
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I love it when a plan comes together!!
 
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"women... can't live with them... the end"

Al Bundy - Married with Children.
 
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One of the best TV exchanges ever....from MASH:

Hawkeye:  Frank, you're paranoid!

Frank:  I am not.

Hawkeye:  Well when did you notice it?

Frank:  When I was checking my toothpaste for plastic explosives.



When Hawkeye was officer of the day:

Hawkeye:  "Can you identify yourself."

Korean:  "This is me."

Brilliant show.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

One of the best TV exchanges ever....from MASH:

Hawkeye:  Frank, you're paranoid!

Frank:  I am not.

Hawkeye:  Well when did you notice it?

Frank:  When I was checking my toothpaste for plastic explosives.



When Hawkeye was officer of the day:

Hawkeye:  "Can you identify yourself."

Korean:  "This is me."

Brilliant show.  


 Another one from MASH.........

 Frank: "I'm not paranoid, I just think everyone's against me."
 
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Dammit!
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by joeythetuna:

ward, dont you think you were a little bit rough on the beaver last night
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