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Why the fuck do you have to obsess over a married woman when there are gazillionsssssssss of single person out there to be fucked.


 
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ask what you would do if some asshole started sleeping with your wife....answer honestly then decide how to proceed
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SwishSwish1234:

Why the fuck do you have to obsess over a married woman when there are gazillionsssssssss of single person out there to be fucked.


 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


Open ass, remove head.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rockdog:

Has anyone ever successfully get it on with a married woman? or specifically a married woman at work?  There is a hot girl at my office that works in the same dept and sits across from me.  I have gotten to know her pretty well in the past couple of months by going to lunch and talking and texting to her.  I know it's frowned upon hitting on a married woman and my co-workers might think i'm an ass, but who cares. She's hot and I want to bang her. Even if I try to ignore her, it's going to be hard because  she sits across from me, so I see her every minute, every hour, every day. The fact and reality is that she's married and I will never be able to break her shield.

leave it at that

just the fact that you asked that last question makes you look like a piece of shit

 
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Just because there is a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.

Go for it.  Her marriage is probably doomed anyway.  Over half of marriages end in divorce.  Why do people act like marriage is so sacred?  When are people going to wake up and realize that people are not meant to be monogamous?

If she's hot bang her.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by clepto:

Anal in the office washroom.



 
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Quote Originally Posted by Realism:

Just because there is a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.

Go for it.  Her marriage is probably doomed anyway.  Over half of marriages end in divorce.  Why do people act like marriage is so sacred?  When are people going to wake up and realize that people are not meant to be monogamous?

If she's hot bang her.



 
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anal isn't cheating. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rockdog:

Has anyone ever successfully get it on with a married woman? or specifically a married woman at work?  There is a hot girl at my office that works in the same dept and sits across from me.  I have gotten to know her pretty well in the past couple of months by going to lunch and talking and texting to her.  I know it's frowned upon hitting on a married woman and my co-workers might think i'm an ass, but who cares. She's hot and I want to bang her. Even if I try to ignore her, it's going to be hard because  she sits across from me, so I see her every minute, every hour, every day. The fact and reality is that she's married and I will never be able to break her shield. How do you break the shield?



Sounds like a good way to get shot in the head IMO.  Go for it.
 
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If you have to ask you can't do what you want to do.. either that or you're really bad at reading signs. In either case the ship was never going to sail or it already has.

I mean for crying out loud you're texting her already either you're totally a friend to her or you're fucking clueless as hell bro.

The fact that everyone on here is acting like he is the scum of the earth needs to put everything together in the past couple of months i have got to know her by going out to lunch and talking and texting her. With all that information you can assume a few things a. she wants to bang you, b. your just friends. Because I have worked with lots of women, and i may go to lunch and talk with them, but we are not on a texting basis nor would I want to be on a texting basis.

Also if you respond with texting can be professional fuck that noise, thats what e-mail is for.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tagsrock:

Cockslap her face at once.

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Realism:

Just because there is a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.

Go for it.  Her marriage is probably doomed anyway.  Over half of marriages end in divorce.  Why do people act like marriage is so sacred?  When are people going to wake up and realize that people are not meant to be monogamous?

If she's hot bang her.

 

You're better off posting & promoting about Bet Bud. 

 

Stick to that.   

 
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Listen to all these phony ass responses. If any of you fucking degens were at work in this position and some hot married chick wanted to suck your cock at lunch 95% of you would so save the im a better man bullshit for someone who believes that shit.If this hot dirty person is willing to fuck this guy at work then she will most likely fuck someone else so you mide as well be the one to nut up her chin. My dad always said son they are all person except your mother and i will tell you about her someday. Eat her fucking asshole on the bosses desk you box!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tmpeus78:

anal isn't cheating. 
Exactly
 
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I sodomise married women regularly,would recommend it
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Ace77:

I sodomise married women regularly,would recommend it

Someday in the future you and your buddy tagsrock are going to hell.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by SirJohnDrake:

Someday in the future you and your buddy tagsrock are going to hell.


what if judging others and eating a married woman's asshole on her bosses desk are the same sin? and what if you eat 200 married ladies bungholes and then ask for forgiveness? 




 
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If she doesn't want you back forget about it.  If she is as hot as you say she probably owns her husband like a beaten chained puppy and its just a pathetic excuse for a relationship. 

If she actually wants you for some reason and to me you sound like a fucking horney worthless idiot it might not be the worst move to give it a try.  It goes against everything I believe in but Ive been through something like this where the woman totally wore the pants and wanted me badly, I kept refusing her it eventually cost me a good job and somedays I think my quality of life has suffered since.  But the Bible is pretty clear

Proverbs 6:34 "for jealousy arouses a husband's fury, and he will show no mercy when he takes revenge."  Not something you want following you around for the rest of your life.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tagsrock:

Listen to all these phony ass responses. If any of you fucking degens were at work in this position and some hot married chick wanted to suck your cock at lunch 95% of you would so save the im a better man bullshit for someone who believes that shit.If this hot dirty person is willing to fuck this guy at work then she will most likely fuck someone else so you mide as well be the one to nut up her chin. My dad always said son they are all person except your mother and i will tell you about her someday. Eat her fucking asshole on the bosses desk you box!



I agree with Tags
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rockdog:

Has anyone ever successfully get it on with a married woman? or specifically a married woman at work?  There is a hot girl at my office that works in the same dept and sits across from me.  I have gotten to know her pretty well in the past couple of months by going to lunch and talking and texting to her.  I know it's frowned upon hitting on a married woman and my co-workers might think i'm an ass, but who cares. She's hot and I want to bang her. Even if I try to ignore her, it's going to be hard because  she sits across from me, so I see her every minute, every hour, every day. The fact and reality is that she's married and I will never be able to break her shield. How do you break the shield?







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This is  a true story. ... I worked in an office a few years back, downtown Austin. This one women women would e-mail me on the work e-mail saying she was into me. I then said you need to IM me on yahoo, (since we all had that at work). She said she couldn't help but think about me and yadda yadda. Well I am getting excited and she then tells me she has 3 kids and is married. I am immediately turned off! Well she keeps IM'ing me for MONTHS at work and talking really nasty saying she can't wait to do this or that to me. SO finally I gave in. We took a "Break" at the same time and went to the back seat of my car in the parking garage and she gave me a blow job. I loved it, but at the same time I kind of had that teenage feeling of I just didn't something I shouldn't have done, will my parents find out feeling. Hard to explain. but I blew a huge load. 
 
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"You had that feeling that that you just did something that you shouldnt have done." 

This always seems to happen AFTER a man blows his load, never before. 

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth:

A. go to www.iwanttobangmymarriedcoworkeacrossfromme.douche, 
B. "accidentally' leave page up
C. take off pants
D. call "soon to be banged" co-worker over 
E. stand up showing penis, point to screen
F. block slap with left arm
G. go find large cardboard box ( mailroom guy always helpful) 
H. load box with all your junk
I.  follow human resources rep out front door. 
 Thanks.  You had me rolling on this one.
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