Girls that are tight

Did you make that up?

Nothing like a nice warm tight hole. I was just friends with this chick until one day I told her how I really felt. She dumped the dude she was dating the same day for yours truly. Well one night after we started dating, we spent the night together instead of going out to this club. Man, her puzzzzy was amazing. Just tight but not to tight. I pounded that azzzzz over and over. I came like a truckload all over her chest...she was shocked by how much but it had been building since I wanted her for so long. 

Than you slam a girl with a large hole...absolutely no fun.  

Asian girls have the best tightest holes around....

Nothing like a nice warm tight hole. I was just friends with this chick until one day I told her how I really felt. She dumped the dude she was dating the same day for yours truly. Well one night after we started dating, we spent the night together instead of going out to this club. Man, her puzzzzy was amazing. Just tight but not to tight. I pounded that azzzzz over and over. I came like a truckload all over her chest...she was shocked by how much but it had been building since I wanted her for so long. 

Than you slam a girl with a large hole...absolutely no fun.  

you're right that it's not failsafe.  but they don't menstruate.  so you'd have to be pretty unlucky to catch that first egg that comes 2 weeks before their first period, which could be a several several months from birth...

THanks I knew I had a problem..

Yes. In general, you're less fertile, but not infertile, while breastfeeding. Although you may not menstruate for months after giving birth, your body usually releases its first postpartum egg before you get your first period. So you won't know you've ovulated until two weeks later — when you menstruate.

That said, if you're breastfeeding your baby exclusively, day and night, you may not menstruate again for a year or even longer after giving birth. If your baby sleeps through the night at an early age, your period probably will return more quickly — typically in three to eight months. The same is true if you're supplementing with formula.

In other words, the more often your baby nurses, the longer it may be before you get your period again. Experts believe this is because breastfeeding curbs the hormones that trigger ovulation. But remember, you could start ovulating again at any time after three months of lactation, and you probably won't know when it happens. If you want to make sure you don't get pregnant, use some form of birth control every time you have sex.

my wife is as tight as she was before, after she gave birth.  hopefully your wife was diligent with her kegel exercises during pregnancy.  if your wife isn't doing her kegels everyday, then you're screwed. 

but the baby had absolutely no adverse effect on my wife's vajayjay