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Well not really a fight but I think if you remember my raging stories then you all remember what I did to a dude that went overboard. I remembered that when I had this altercation.
Look im a great guy. I am VERY well known around town. Mostly for my humor and for my humor regarding my condition. For example MY friend told me his GF for 4 years had herpes. So after asking if he had it etc etc etc I start "touretting" I have herpes, I have herpes" then I heard a meme about Jim Mcgreevey that former NJ governor saying her was a gay american. Today is I think the 10 year anniversary of that day.
So all day ive been kinda yelling Im a gay American and I have herpes. So I went to the pharmacy to get my tourette pills and the girls behind the counter were laughing so hard they had to go in the back cause of the other customers. I find it fine with me cause I personally think its hilarious. And frankly if I got upset every time someone I knew made a comment or made fun out of me or even laughed I would be a miserable person. Im known around town as the Tourettes guy. Im treated like royalty around here. People love me. I make them laugh they give me free pizza. Wait on me first, get me the hell out of the store as quickly as possible lol. I talk to 10 people a day and dont even know who they are or remember where I knew them from. What im trying to say is I deal with my condition better than anyone who has this.
LAst week however was an incident. I doing my normal tics while doing my job at an Acme. Just normal screeches etc. When I was working in the aisle (in a vendor for a major snack food company) I noticed this older guy walking back and forth back and forth. He was from the meat room. Then I looked back at him. He proceeded to go in the meat room. Then I noticed the SOB was looking at me thru the window. His little meat room window. I just ignored it. The second time I ignored it also. Then the third time he stopped working to stare at me I ignored it yet AGAIN.
Well that was the last time. If he looked at me again im gonna blow my top. And he did. I dropped my product on the floor and walked up to him. He came steaming out of the meat room and bumped my chest with his. I said why the F**k do you keep staring at me. He said WTF is wrong with you fu**ing retard. I said excuse me? If you havent figured out whats wrong with me then your the fu**ing retard. Quit staring at me you old piece of crap and go do your job and let me do mine. He then started to take off his meat cutter apron and said lets just go outside and ill whoop your ass. I stopped turned around and said are you seriously threatening to kick my ass over and obvious disability? He was like I dont give a shit what your disability is you are annoying me.
I quickly remembred how I almost got into serious trouble for beating the crap out of that other guy so I simply said, put your apron on-walk back into the meat room-or there is going to be a major issue and you are gonna have serious trouble. He then told me to get the F**k out of his store. I went to the store mgr who knew of me and told her what happened. long story a little shoter they are reviewing the video albiet without sound and that man may lose his job or be suspended up to two weeks.
I went back to finish doing my aisle and as I was walking down to exit the store a young man with Down Syndrome said Hi to me. Made me think to myself that if this kid who is working for Acme can do his job without issue why should I? Im not going to push the issue because I may have scratched my balls a few time and may have picked my nose once or twice as they will see on camera but I feel this guy should be fired. Im a 6-1 230 lb guy and would be beat the ever loving crap out of him if I chose to. But remembering how lucky I got a few years ago stopped me from doing it again.
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