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Posted: #51
Just got confirmation....ther is $300 in the account.
 
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Posted: #52
Quote Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

Just got confirmation....ther is $300 in the account.
makes me want to switch to an avatar of a 15 year old hottie
 
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Posted: #53
Come on dude, you are getting divorced and all you care about is your 5dimes account. Do you have more money in your 5dimes account then you do in your bank account? Do you have any other assests that she can get, or is your whole life at 5dimes? Please tell me you don't have any kids.
 
Withdrawl the freaking money and give her half now.
 
I am sorry but these guys are right, you must be a complete idiot.
 
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Posted: #54
I dont know how I didnt see this before. Bigbabytyrus is Biglouie coming back with his damn fake ass stories again. His computer wife is divorcing him now after he seen him cheating with the girl nextdoor on redtube.

Louie is back boys.



Seriously who lives off a damn sportsbook account. If I win I take my positve money out and leave a little in and then start over. I dont sit there and masterbate over my bankroll with my imaginary wife.
 
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All of our other assets are in joint accounts, so those don't matter because I know those are gonna get carved down the middle.  I have over 20K in my account, maybe not a big deal to all but it is to me cause I earned it myself.  And I'm sure a divorce judge could start getting interested with an amount like that.
 
Besides I'm worried about losing my job if she tells my employer I was gambling on the job.  Maybe they fire me, maybe they don't but it gives them cause and the power to give me shit stuff to do.
 
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Posted: #56
And since I never had plans on paying taxes on anything, I don't have any records.
 
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Posted: #57
so you joined covers and made this your first post.  fuck its getting retarded in here.
 
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Posted: #58
you could be in a world of shit man, you could give this bitch some money and then still turn you into your employer, IRS, etc. In a diorce court they are interested in joint, secure assets, and money that WAS in an offshore gambling account is too hard to verify, so if you withdraw it, say you lost most of the money, keep some of it to pay her. Just pick up a lot of losing tickets at the horse track. Also if you do this buy the programs for that day and circle the horses on the tickets to make it look like you were capping these horses. Then keep all of this for documentation.
 
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by the way, if this is an issue in divorce court, then bury the judge with records of gambling losses, they will not want to deal with this shit. gambling debts aren't valid debts, they may see gambling winnings the same way.
 
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Posted: #60
Quote Originally Posted by BigBabyTyrus:

I'm in a pickle and I need help.

 

I'm married and I've been having a really good year wagering, in large part because of football season.  I use 5dimes only, and over the last year I've let my wife in on how things work.  She knows the 5dimes account number and while she doesn't know my password she could probably guess it.  She knows how I put money in, how it is money gram'd to somewhere in Florida (that the offshore sets up) and how I get money out.  She sits with me a lot of the time when I'm making bets, so she knows how much is in the account.  She even asked recently how long have I had that much in and I told her since football season and we laughed.

 

Here is where it gets tough.  We been having marital problems, serious ones.  To top it all off, she has evidence that I was doing someone else on the side (please don't judge me).  She hasn't done it yet, but I really think she is about to serve me with divorce papers.  If she does, do you think I'm in trouble with my 5dimes money?  She is a vengeful type and she knows there is a good chunk of asset in that 5dimes account that she could probably get a piece of.  If I'm going through a divorce, could she have 5dimes subpoened so she can see betting and transaction history for my account??  Or if 5dimes refuses her, can she go to someone and blow the whistle on my wagering activities which are in violation of port security act (whether or not we think that act is b/s is irrelevant, it is passed law)?

 

We were married, so I saw no problem with sharing this part of my world with her.  Now it looks like it may come back to bite me in the ass.

 

Thanks all.

 

Man, I hope that girl in the apt. next to yours was worth it louie....

 

or wait...

is this another compulsive lie?

 
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Get the money out, rathole it, get everything you can out of your bank accounts and move to Tijuana for a while.  It would be helpful to learn Spanish.  HOWEVER, you have been really stupid, letting your wife see your account, having a password she can guess etc.
 
REALLY, the best thing is do do what she says, pay the price, learn the bitter lesson.  Don't ever get married again.  Get that cop with the missing wife to marry your ex, he likes younger women.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Giant:

914.5
 
Will Big Louie's* total post count go over or under this number in his Covers lifetime?
 
Over +500
Under -850
 
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look man , you are basically a professional gambler. You have a real job too supposedly but you are making some income on the gambling. You have been hot, which means that you are due for a cold streak. Get the money, play some poker, buy Lotto and scratch offs, go to the tracks, and keep records, bury the lawyers in paperwork and bogus records. This box will realize that it'll cost more in lawyers fees then she will get out of you. The police won't care, and if you tell your employer that she is revenge minded then they probably won't give a shit about what she says.
 
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Posted: #64
This story is so full of shit I gotta get my boots on. Give your monopoly  money to a local charity and do not pass go.
 
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Posted: #65
yeah very well could be a bullshit story. Or maybe it is $400 instead of 20K. Nothing on the internet is believable anymore
 
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Posted: #66
my wife knows I gamble, knows I gamble a lot, buy has no idea how much
 
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Posted: #67
Don't worry as stupid as you are ,you'll lose it all very soon
 
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You and Mr. Big Shot ( I mean Money Shot ) should meet up for Happy Hour
 
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No need to bullshit around, this is all too real.  Unfortunately since all this shit has started happening, I've hit a good zone, so the account keeps increasing because I keep winning (fading the Miami Heat makes life easy).  She moved out, but wants to come over this afternoon and be on the phone with me while I call 5dimes to withdraw 10 g's.  I'm still torn - what the fuck should I do??
 
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tell her you lost the damn money. The Heat killed you.
 
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She told me not to change the password, so she knows what is in the account.
 
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And I thought I had problems, when the gal I went out with last weekend didn't get back to me until Friday night  to confirm our plans for tonight ..
 
Big Baby Ty-You must realize that her having your account info is/was bad news for you ..especially since you are married ..
 
I would just negociate with her an amount, give it to her and you still have your amount ..
 
Much better than 'purposely losing ' or trying to lose ..
 
 
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Be a man, grow a pair, and change the fucking password.  Tell your employer on Monday that you gamble and on occasion have checked your account while at work.  Then tell them you and your wife are having problems and she is trying to put you in the poor house and make you lose your job by telling them.  I can't think of 1 business that wouldn't understand.  You went to a website offering sports lines, not porn that could be considered sexual harassament if a female co-worker walked by.
 
If you were my buddy I would have kicked you right in the balls for being such a box about this. 
 
I think maybe you should pose this question over at scrapbook.com, you would fit in better over there.  This is a site for men. 
 
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Posted: #74
You guys actually believe this shit?
 
These trolls come in here weekly with a similar story, and all of these people give advice.
 
He is winding you up.
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Quote Originally Posted by BigBabyTyrus:

Shit hit the fan!!!!!!!!
 
She served me with divorce papers citing adultery and the old irreconcilable differences.  She showed me copies of the screen shots she took from 5dimes with my account activity (she did guess the password).  She told me if I withdraw half of it by next week and pay her, she won't mention in this when we start coming up with a divorce settlement.  She said if i don't cooperate, she is going to show the screen shots to my boss (who she met at spin class) and mention that i go to gambling sites at work.  She said if that doesn't do anything she'll then go to the police and tell them i actively violate the port security act (yes, i did tell her about the act and even let her read the copy of it i downloaded).  She said I need to man up and do what's right.
 
So what the hell do I do now?????
 
By the way, the day before she served me I did try to go all in (or about 75% of my account).  But it was on the Bulls/Heat game and I picked the Bulls and won.  So I end up adding to the account.

1.  How convenient.  3 days after your original post where you predict divorce, you get told she wants a divorce.

2.  You did not violate the port security act you fucking douchemonkey.  If you or your wife read it like you said you did, you have done nothing wrong.  Thats assuming you actually have a 5 dimes account to begin with, and assuming you can read.  "Go to the police and tell them you have violated the port security act" - first they would have to go to the internet to find out what it is - and then they would send you home with a lolipop.  DOUCHEBAG.

3.  You are so obviously a troll.

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