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$500 for a Louis Vuitton Handbag.

$150 for a Cut & Color.

$100 assorted cosmetics

$60 for nails

$50 for pedicure

AND IT'S ONLY THE FIRST WEEK OF THE MONTH.

WTF?


Me? ZERO DOLLARS.  I haven't even shaved this week.

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If she's only spending 500 on a LV handbag, then its probably fake.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

$500 for a Louis Vuitton Handbag.

$150 for a Cut & Color.

$100 assorted cosmetics

$60 for nails

$50 for pedicure

AND IT'S ONLY THE FIRST WEEK OF THE MONTH.

WTF?


Me? ZERO DOLLARS.  I haven't even shaved this week.


You have a problem with this?  Okay... let's try NOT giving your wife the hair and nails and all of that... do you think that would be an improvement?   I doubt it.

Be happy that she cares about looking good and pay the bill with a smile
 
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....... and you'll gladly pay it.
Why?
Because apparently she still loves and cares enough about you to want to keep herself dolled up and sexy for her man.
Oh, and also has been having to fight for facetime with said husband who has nearly 25,000 posts on a sports gambling website that he's been on religiously since 2003....

Personally, I think she needs a new matching pair of shoes to go along with that new handbag, don't you? 


 
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................think of it as a bet.......................................and you know you're going to win
 
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She is getting dolled up for attention from her boyfriend that is lacking from you.  Spending your days on a sports gambling site since 2003 and close to 25,000 posts explains all.  How much did you spend on your drugs this week because its obvious your on them. By the way shave and she might look at you.  You have three threads going on here and I know your checking them all the time and you wonder why. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by wjeremy97:

If she's only spending 500 on a LV handbag, then its probably fake.


It is gently used with original box and original receipt.

At least I taught her how to do that correctly.

Let somebody else take the first big depreciation hit.
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



It is gently used with original box and original receipt.


Didn't your wife give you the exact same thing on your wedding day? WTF are you complaining about?

C'mon G.G. - you're making this too easy.....

 
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Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:

Didn't your wife give you the exact same thing on your wedding day? WTF are you complaining about?

C'mon G.G. - you're making this too easy.....


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Wow Goose lots of angry people in GD as well as the politics forum. It's always funny to see people give other people crap about posting on a website they are posting on.  Genius.
 
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All in good fun.

But this is where the trouble usually begins.

I feel pressure now to perform on my Play Picks.

What happens if I go 8-21 for the rest of the month?

I blow my Bankroll.

Wifey is under no obligation to replace her monthly stipend.

But me, on the other hand, I'm EXPECTED to PRODUCE.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


All in good fun.

But this is where the trouble usually begins.

I feel pressure now to perform on my Play Picks.

What happens if I go 8-21 for the rest of the month?

I blow my Bankroll.

Wifey is under no obligation to replace her monthly stipend.

But me, on the other hand, I'm EXPECTED to PRODUCE.

I feel you pain LOL
 
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In the event that you blow your bankroll in a month, break glass to access want-ads for real job?

Hey man, the girl I date bought a 2K LV clutch in Vegas, has all designer bulls**t and does the cut and color and the tanning and the mani's and pedi's and all of that 1st world horseshitt.  That's what women do. 

I pay 0 dollars for all of it.  Justification?  I don't care.  She leaves me tomorrow I'm still a happy guy living in a decent place with a good car, a job and the ability to do w/e the f**k I want when I want no questions asked.  Don't get me wrong, I pay 100% of my season tickets to the Pirates (she goes to a ton of games), most vacations (hotel/flight) and dinner/night out and what have you; but I am in absolute refusal to cover ANY woman for expenses such as what you mentioned.  But see I'm a clean-cut, healthy self-deprecating assshole.   I don't care if somebody I was with for 17 years left me tomorrow, it will never, ever hurt me in any way emotionally.  Us few were given that wonderful ability to not care about much, if anything I suppose.



 
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This all started Monday the 3rd when I took an $1150 profit off the Pai-Gow Poker Table and we got Comped full Lobster Dinners at David Burke Prime in Foxwoods Casino.

Now the heat is on to complete the month of August.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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I totally understand this.  When I profit the wife loves it when I bet. When I hit a cold streak she gets as cold as the streak I am on.  I do feel fortunate that she could care less whether I bet or not.  Otherwise, I would have to send her packin.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheDrizzle77:

    I don't care if somebody I was with for 17 years left me tomorrow, it will never, ever hurt me in any way emotionally.  Us few were given that wonderful ability to not care about much, if anything I suppose.


That isn't a wonderful ability.  It is called being a sociopath.  
 
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No, but being f**ked over one too many times.  I mean I'm not antisocial in any way, so I don't really define myself as a sociopath. 

Realist is more the fence of constitution I lean on.  

And do to the transient nature of my job, not many are willing to hang on for a long haul of commitment anyway.  

This song should explain it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyEB2AEqHxc&spfreload=10





 
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I pay for 75% of the things I do with my girlfriend. I would gladly pay for all of them as that's how I was raised, but heck I respect that she reaches for it and demands to pay every once in a while.

I got drilled this past weekend in NYC paying for a concert, spa, meals, cabs, drinks, etc. Amazing city but everytime I go there I spend enough money where I could've gone on a vacation in a tropical paradise I feel.

Highly recommend Aire Ancient Baths is you live in the NYC area or are visiting. They filmed an epic scene in the movie John Wicke there and I always wondered where this paradise could be. There is no night club above it though

Worth the money. Great ambiance and not very crowded as they limit the ppl for session and is very spacious.Many people have def fucked in the nooks this place has haha.

https://www.ancientbathsny.com/
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


I blow my Bankroll.

on the other hand, I'm EXPECTED to PRODUCE.

You got that right, my friend
Your bankroll will be the only thing getting blown 

 and you'll be using your hand to "produce"  

if you don't keep that wifey of yours happy!!


 
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great thread goose,

first thing me and the missus agreed on when we tied knot was to have joint accounts and divide up important bills to be paid. Nothing would make me more mad to see my earned going on another f@cking handbag, she has a very lucrative career anyway.

But I have to remind her to pay off this credit card and avoid charges etc but its such a fine line to walk when you gamble and drink
 
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TheDrizzle the last paragraph you wrote in post 13 show all the traits of a psychopath more dangerous than even a sociopath.  Your condition is because of genetics.  I hope you were just joking when you said you have that wonderful ability not to care about much.  Even if you meant it never talk about it again.  

Please Google psychopath and be honest with yourself.  The way you were bragging not caring about anything is truly facked up.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

$500 for a Louis Vuitton Handbag.

$150 for a Cut & Color.

$100 assorted cosmetics

$60 for nails

$50 for pedicure

AND IT'S ONLY THE FIRST WEEK OF THE MONTH.

WTF?


Me? ZERO DOLLARS.  I haven't even shaved this week.

bigFnPOO
 
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How High Maintenance is your Wife / Girlfriend?

The wife not so much ,but the girl friend is about to make me go broke..
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

How High Maintenance is your Wife / Girlfriend?

The wife not so much ,but the girl friend is about to make me go broke..




~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 165yds:

TheDrizzle the last paragraph you wrote in post 13 show all the traits of a psychopath more dangerous than even a sociopath.  Your condition is because of genetics.  I hope you were just joking when you said you have that wonderful ability not to care about much.  Even if you meant it never talk about it again.  

Please Google psychopath and be honest with yourself.  The way you were bragging not caring about anything is truly facked up.

Thanks for the drugstore psychology, doc.  Where can I pick up my prescription??  

You gotta love all the PhD's we have in GD, diagnosing most by hearing just under three sentences from a person they've never even seen. 
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