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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

As a medical doctor, I feel well equipped to tackle this dilemma … but first I will need a little more information …

1. You state your penis is bent when erect. How bent are we talking? Like boomerang bent? When you blow a load do ropes splash onto your back?

2. You mention you noticed the problem whilst masturbating. Do you use a Fleshlight, and if so, did you drop it causing it to bend into a 90 degree angle?

3. Have you asked GolfandGamble to give you a hand straightening it out?


Thanks for taking my problem seriously 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

Damn that sucks for you man. You seem to be getting more paranoid as time goes on and you jack off like a crazyman.

One thing women can't stand other than a little dick is a banana dick like messier mentioned you have All I can say is you better practice up and turn into a box eating master

 

And I see that your feelings seem to have gotten hurt a little by all of the beasts here at covers.......

But you should think about what you are asking and where you are asking, you know when you want guys to PM you to discuss your cock compared to thiers.

 

And if I remember correctly you ended your beggings for cock swapping stories with "I will do whatever it takes to make this happen"

 

Good luck to you Capt. Hook

 


Im glad to see my problem brings out the comedian in you 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

I'm from new york banana dick

This was one of the best posts i've ever read

 
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clearly your issue wasnt serious enough to read my posts.  i'll save the time in the future.
 
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Another fucking internet hypchondriac. Why wouldn't you come to Covers for medical advice instead of going to a doctor?

Why don't you check out the mole on your hand the next time you're jerking off. You may have cancer or a flesh eating disease.


 
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Quote Originally Posted by drJ:

clearly your issue wasnt serious enough to read my posts.  i'll save the time in the future.

I knew exactly what the disease was already...the symptoms of it, i was merely asking for someone man enough to admit they had suffered through the disease i have, which Apachem very greatfully did, after reading his opinion and how he dealt with the issue i didnt need much more so im sorry if i made you waste your time by copying and pasting from wikipedia.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ARod2011:


I knew exactly what the disease was already...the symptoms of it, i was merely asking for someone man enough to admit they had suffered through the disease i have, which Apachem very greatfully did, after reading his opinion and how he dealt with the issue i didnt need much more so im sorry if i made you waste your time by copying and pasting from wikipedia.

suffered?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Gunners:

suffered?


Wrong choice of words sherlock, forgive me. 
 
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you are forgiven
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ARod2011:


Im glad to see my problem brings out the comedian in you 

And I feel bad for your condition

Seriously ood luck to you on finding a show me yours, and I'll show you mine buddy here at covers.

 
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everyones dick is slightly bent but if yours is bent like a banana then you might have issues. but you will be alright.  u just noticed this jacking off?  how come it took you so long to notice this?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ARod2011:


I knew exactly what the disease was already...the symptoms of it, i was merely asking for someone man enough to admit they had suffered through the disease i have, which Apachem very greatfully did, after reading his opinion and how he dealt with the issue i didnt need much more so im sorry if i made you waste your time by copying and pasting from wikipedia.

that wasnt wikipedia dumbass but a medical website that doctors use which costs me 700$ a year, in addition i broke down treatment options, added to the missive from the website and added some recent tidbits a urologist told me from a recent referral i had made to him.
i usually get paid for such things.  
ive talked to hundreds with this issue.  theres probably a support group for pussies that cant handle it just like all other chronic conditions.  i suggest you get on there and read/commiserate. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by drJ:


that wasnt wikipedia dumbass but a medical website that doctors use which costs me 700$ a year, in addition i broke down treatment options, added to the missive from the website and added some recent tidbits a urologist told me from a recent referral i had made to him.
i usually get paid for such things.  
ive talked to hundreds with this issue.  theres probably a support group for pussies that cant handle it just like all other chronic conditions.  i suggest you get on there and read/commiserate. 
You are a good man Doc! How ARod did'nt see that is beyond me.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

Dr J to the general discussion stat, Dr J to the GD


Right on cue, when you say stat, drJ is there... its like the bat signal.


P.S.  If you find a girl with just the right amount of lazy eye it will look straight as an arrow to her. 
 
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Four popsicle sticks and some duct tape. Wrap as tightly as possible and wait 30 days.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by drJ:

clearly your issue wasnt serious enough to read my posts.  i'll save the time in the future.

I re-read your posts and i apologise there was some handy information on there, as recommended i will try to see a urologist. Thanks again
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

Four popsicle sticks and some duct tape. Wrap as tightly as possible and wait 30 days.

+1 vote for the dick sling

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