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KktdocT

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Posted: Feb. 20, 2011 - 6:31 PM ET #26

Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:

I've got a pretty classic line that I think will get many responses.

I send:

Hey, not sure what sending a "gift" entails, but if I do so would it help me get into your pants?

One girl like it the other thought it was rude. The rude one, I reply:

Hmm... is this a bad time to request nude pictures?

Oh yeah, the panties will be dropping soon.

.............................

Your lines are hilarious! Any girls that can't take jokes are just too uptight. Those girls usually are the sluttiest.

Everytime I sign on, there are over 200,000+ on. But no one seems to be chatting or getting intimate.

michaelpaul1

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Posted: Feb. 20, 2011 - 6:43 PM ET #27

online dating

go the faak out...

sjewell29

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Posted: Feb. 20, 2011 - 6:57 PM ET #28

Been on there for a while, and it is what it is. A free dating site..... You write back and forth to each other 4 or 5 times, and then the same with the next one, and this just goes on and on..... I did date one girl for about a month, but came across another girl who didn't live in her parents basement, like the P.O.F. chick did.......

KktdocT

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Posted: Feb. 20, 2011 - 7:59 PM ET #29

Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

online dating

go the faak out...

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LOL. This is fun, Mike. Besides, what do we do beside gambling? Fuck with women, of course.

Try it, my man!

KktdocT

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Posted: Feb. 20, 2011 - 8:01 PM ET #30

Slikstick,

What's your username?

Haha!

slikstiks99

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Posted: Feb. 20, 2011 - 8:02 PM ET #31

I just told a girl that I've hunted man before and that they are the most dangerous animal of them all. SParks will fly soon.

slikstiks99

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Posted: Feb. 20, 2011 - 8:05 PM ET #32

I am wangchung911

Send the hot broads my way.

dukerules01

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Posted: Feb. 20, 2011 - 8:06 PM ET #33

Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:

I just told a girl that I've hunted man before and that they are the most dangerous animal of them all. SParks will fly soon.

hope you not hunting the ladyboys

Syddigs

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Posted: Feb. 20, 2011 - 10:23 PM ET #34

Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:

I am wangchung911

Send the hot broads my way.

How can any woman, hot or fugly resist a man who has combined the artistry and genius of Wang Chung with the emergency number?

Everybody have fun tonight, Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

BowmansAddict

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Posted: Feb. 20, 2011 - 10:39 PM ET #35

this looks like fun..i think i might sign up just for the hell of it..i'll probably post some really crisp pictures of myself and tease the fatties by making them each think i'm interested in them..maybe thats stupid but it'll give me something to do during nba halftimes

since its free i'll give it a go..should be a hoot@

michaelpaul1

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Posted: Feb. 21, 2011 - 12:55 AM ET #36

Quote Originally Posted by BowmansAddict:

this looks like fun..i think i might sign up just for the hell of it..i'll probably post some really crisp pictures of myself and tease the fatties by making them each think i'm interested in them..maybe thats stupid but it'll give me something to do during nba halftimes

since its free i'll give it a go..should be a hoot@

michaelpaul1

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Posted: Feb. 21, 2011 - 12:55 AM ET #37

Quote Originally Posted by KktdocT:

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LOL. This is fun, Mike. Besides, what do we do beside gambling? Fuck with women, of course.

Try it, my man!

KktdocT

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Posted: Feb. 21, 2011 - 11:01 AM ET #38

Why do women thinks men are immature when the accusation is actually defines them?

Women = bollocks

"Do you want sex?" -Men

"Gross, get away!" -Women

"Do you really want sex?" -Men

"Maybe!" -Women

"Are you sure?" -Men

"Okay!" - Women

Damn bitches who thinks box is the only delicacy in life.

emeraldsports

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Posted: Feb. 21, 2011 - 12:04 PM ET #39

I am talking to 3 different girls now and I have met one of them in person so far.The one I met is the 3rd one. Which one do you guys think is the best looking?Pics below. It took hundreds of emails to get these 3 talking to me. Its pretty much a numbers game fellas. I think there might be a little hope on this thing anyways...we shall see. None of these gals are supermodels by any means but for a free dating site they aren't too bad, what do you guys think?

emeraldsports

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Posted: Feb. 21, 2011 - 12:06 PM ET #40

Damn the pics didn't show up ...I guess i will have to link them . I will have to do it this afternoon. When i get a chance again. sorry. I will put them up in a while .I had pasted them but I guess that doesn't work.

slikstiks99

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Posted: Feb. 21, 2011 - 2:03 PM ET #41

Im trying to chat up this this broad and become the windows firefox.

Link

boberts427

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Posted: Feb. 21, 2011 - 2:22 PM ET #42

GET OUT OF THE HOUSE

dawniewags

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Posted: Feb. 21, 2011 - 2:29 PM ET #43

slikstiks99

https://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/78/81/lr5ajr55hl_122252418.jpg

looks like a model to me a well known model that wouldnt be even involved in a date site '

Syddigs

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Posted: Feb. 21, 2011 - 3:08 PM ET #44

Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:

Im trying to chat up this this broad and become the windows firefox.

Link

Fake pic for sure. I will take -200 that she is a webcam model.

slikstiks99

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Posted: Feb. 21, 2011 - 3:29 PM ET #45

Quote Originally Posted by Syddigs:

Fake pic for sure. I will take -200 that she is a webcam model.

Ya, those odds sound about right. I just don't understand what there is to gain off a free site like this. Maybe she will ask to borrow some cash via paypal

I just got message from a portly woman about how much she is looking forward to eating at Subway after work and to let me know if I wanna chat. Wow, what a flirt.

BowmansAddict

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Posted: Feb. 21, 2011 - 4:22 PM ET #46

okay how exactly does this thing work..i'm thinking about signing up just for the damn hell of it..

do i have to be signed in often for any girls to even notice my profile? i'm just interested in playing games with some of these broads to see how many of them would actually be interested in potentially meeting up..i know thats exactly the same reason most of them sign up..girls can't get enough compliments when it comes to their ego the sky's the limit..

yea i'm just gonna write some BS in my profile and see what happens