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that honestly made me laugh for the last hour.............ass in my dad...............fuckin hilarious even if you didnt mean it or not.........
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Paulsy:

How did you get the other women? Did you not have to talk to them as well? You claim you have bedded many women and then turn around and ask us how to talk to a girl?
 
Something smells fishy here






And I think I know what it is
 
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another kinda unbelievable internet story?
 
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Posted: #30
lol and you came to covers.com for that question?
 
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Posted: #31
sit on jill untill she comes numb then do it it's call a stranger
 
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You claim to be the 'mac daddy' playa playa but then come here with a story about needing help getting a gf
 
which is it kid ?
 
gl to ya and definitely wrap up ... don't end up like
Shawn Kemp or Travis Henry ..
 
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Look iam a pimp, everyone1 knows it I go out I get sex its just usually girls I have no aquaintances with, which is a turn off to all my other friends that are girls.

Its hard to find a girlfriend when your considered a pimp aorund the town where everyone knows each other, I meet girls all the time at places I have no fear talking to girls Im the ballsiest kid youll ever meet. I always just seem to rush things with the girls I meet and I always end up fucking things up somehow and I just want any advice on how to actually make this girl i met understand Im into her that way without screwing it up, Im 19 and never had a serious serious years girlfriend but Im getting older and would like one a lot been looking for a while. I just dont know if there signs I should look out for, things to say i dunno thats why Im asking you. If people must make fun thats fine if you can throw some info.

 
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You want some REAL Advice -
don't act like MOST 19 year old guys looking to just stick their Jimmy in anyone's hole ..
 
 
 
 
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Ask them questions,
Listen to their answers
Learn about them
 
Think of it as a quest like the quest for knowledge you have by going to school/college ..
 
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Look iam a pimp, everyone1 knows it I go out I get sex its just usually girls I have no aquaintances with, which is a turn off to all my other friends that are girls.

 

 maybe thats part your problem. I stick with girls exclusively. 

go out get sex with guys

 
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I'm about twice your age. Everybody I know is divorced. getting divorced, or thinking strongly about getting divorced. You have the best life you could imagine. Having casual sex at your age is the way to go imo. I spent my life at your age in a 5 year relationship during college and after. I should have been fucking everything that moved. The girl I was with was a sweet girl that I'm friends with to this day but I wasted some prime years being with someone I knew deep deep down I didn't really love or wanted to marry. The sex was great and at 19 thats all I cared about or saw in a relationship. I had no idea what I wanted, shit I was 19. Long story short, sow those wild oats. Life is short, you will have plenty of time in your twenties for long term crap if you really want that, right now you should just play the field.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by wildchild01:

Look iam a pimp, everyone1 knows it I go out I get sex its just usually girls I have no aquaintances with, which is a turn off to all my other friends that are girls.

Its hard to find a girlfriend when your considered a pimp aorund the town where everyone knows each other, I meet girls all the time at places I have no fear talking to girls Im the ballsiest kid youll ever meet. I always just seem to rush things with the girls I meet and I always end up fucking things up somehow and I just want any advice on how to actually make this girl i met understand Im into her that way without screwing it up, Im 19 and never had a serious serious years girlfriend but Im getting older and would like one a lot been looking for a while. I just dont know if there signs I should look out for, things to say i dunno thats why Im asking you. If people must make fun thats fine if you can throw some info.

want some advice?  concentrate on school.  my 8 year old brother has better sentence structure and spelling than you do.  See these things: .?,  try using them sometimes. 

 
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Posted: #39
Quote Originally Posted by boogreenz:

make her a pie

Eat her pie!!!!

 
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Gunners  His propensity for error is embarrassing
 
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You and your father must have a close relationship.
 
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oppertunities
 
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"Look I am a pimp"
 
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   ass dad
 
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Just go ahead a wip out your pecker...    If your pecker dont "whip" out.     Find a friend who's packing and have him record it on your phone and text it to her.      Listen up bro...You own this bitch, She's here to service you!    Just ride in and take it!
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Man that one letter difference killed this thread for good...

"Ive gotten tons of ass in my dad"


 
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Posted: #47
Dude, there's some one you need to talk to, and his name is HOSEHAIR!!
 
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just light some candles for a romantic dinner......


when she least expects it......put your dick on her shoulder.


Women love guys who are spontaneous.  If she is shocked and leaves, then it wasnt meant to be.  If she starts sucking, then you found a new GF.


 
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Go to Archives, look for FartNSniff, click...............and learn
 
 
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Ive read Fartsniff the kid has dire problems. I actually just returned from I "guess" you can call it a date.
 
I met the girl tonight at The 99 for dinner tonight. We talked for a while I let her pick out the appetizer which we shared and continued having good conversation with for quite a while. Then we ordered dinner which I wasnt even in the mood to eat after the appetizer sampler. After dinner I saw her eyeing these gigantic ice cream sundaes in like a Margarita sized glass. I orderedone for both of us which we shared. I picked up the entire bill of 55 dollars which made her keep saying thanks over and over. We were out for a little over two hours and I felt like it went really well. We were the only two left in the restaurant so I walked her to her car which was actually right next to mine, and for once I didnt even attempt to go for a kiss, just a very friendly hug and Ill see you tommorrow in class. We also scheduled to hang out sunday at a party a friend of mine is having seeing how we both have work the next three nights. All in all it was a great night, should a kiss be brought on the 2nd date for seriousness. She is in my class and I know a rejection would be seriously akward to have her in class with me every other day after that. I always go for the kiss on the 1st day and I figure if she likes me shell do it, if she declines fuck her Ill never talk to her again but I didnt even pull the strings to do it tonight. All in All great night
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