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just like if god wanted whites and blacks to marry, she would have made them the same color.  who's with me?

"I am not racist. I will tell you that. I am not prejudiced against any race of people, have never in my lifetime spoke evil about a race," said Thompson, the church's former pastor who stepped down earlier this year. "That's what this is being portrayed as, but it is not."

He called the matter an "internal affair" of the church.

remember, it's not racist if god is ok with it. 
 
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why do you always write threads about religion?

 

you claim to not believe but all you can do is write religious threads.................... i dont like bananas but i dont start a new thread about bananas every day.

 

 

 
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Remember, its not a morning on covers, without a Clubdirt anti-religion thread
 
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It's not really news when a church decides to make up their own rules.  They have been doing it since the beginning of time. 

The leader of my sister's church is a lesbian.  My business parter would say that is an automatic ticket to hell.  Whatever works for ya. 

 
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gay "marriage" is disgraceful and revolting every way that it's looked at. How about mom/son marriage? Father daughter marriage? German -Shepherd/ women marriage.

You've GOT be be kidding me. But you're not.

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holdem, your complaints have been duly noted and i have tried to limit my religion posts to the extremities of ridiculousness and bigotry.  i think saying i always start religious threads is somewhat of an exaggeration.  but since we all love them so much, it may just seem that way. 

i do post a weekly nfl thread in the penalty box.  no religion is discussed even when talking about tebow.  you are welcome to join in.  the good news for you is that our team at ClubDirtSports.com likes the titans this week. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Jon11:

gay "marriage" is disgraceful and revolting every way that it's looked at. How about mom/son marriage? Father daughter marriage? German -Shepherd/ women marriage.

You've GOT be be kidding me. But you're not.

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that's the spirit of the thread.  gay marriage    blacks and white marrying    asians and indians marrying  .  and so on.  god doesn't want that bullshit (i'm just not sure why she's so weak she can't put a stop to it, but maybe we'll address that another day). 
 
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that's the spirit of the thread.  gay marriage    blacks and white marrying    asians and indians marrying  .  and so on.  god doesn't want that bullshit (i'm just not sure why she's so weak she can't put a stop to it, but maybe we'll address that another day). 


why don't you go marry your sister. Sick.
 
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why don't you go marry your sister. Sick.


exactly.  i understand many southern churches are perfectly fine with incest.  not exactly my thing but it sounds like it's god's plan.  some god's plan, that is. 
 
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This explains it all..




 
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CB gets up in the morning and flips a coin:

Heads,  I want hair- pie, tails:  balls across the nose.


 
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Quote Originally Posted by ClubDirt:

holdem, your complaints have been duly noted and i have tried to limit my religion posts to the extremities of ridiculousness and bigotry.  i think saying i always start religious threads is somewhat of an exaggeration.  but since we all love them so much, it may just seem that way. 

i do post a weekly nfl thread in the penalty box.  no religion is discussed even when talking about tebow.  you are welcome to join in.  the good news for you is that our team at ClubDirtSports.com likes the titans this week. 

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Quote Originally Posted by ClubDirt:

holdem, your complaints have been duly noted and i have tried to limit my religion posts to the extremities of ridiculousness and bigotry.  i think saying i always start religious threads is somewhat of an exaggeration.  but since we all love them so much, it may just seem that way. 

i do post a weekly nfl thread in the penalty box.  no religion is discussed even when talking about tebow.  you are welcome to join in.  the good news for you is that our team at ClubDirtSports.com likes the titans this week. 

No he's not 
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sorry holdem, i've been overruled.  let's talk football in here.  fuck that ndamukong suh guy.  he sounds muslim or african or some shit like that.  what the fuck is he.  who will he marry?  fuck nnamdi asomugha while we're at it.  i can't even pronounce these names.  god only knows what kind of subversive acts these people are planning to undermine the christian fabric of our society.  
 
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I think God is okay with whites and blacks marrying just not gays 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Jon11:



why don't you go marry your sister. Sick.


You just got out of the box. Keep saying stupid shit and it won't be long before you get back...it's called rehab for a reason...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SwishSwish1234:

I think God is okay with whites and blacks marrying just not gays 


that's not what pastor thompson, man of god, says.  it's so hard to tell these days.   i'm not sure that mixed race woman in your avatar would do too well at the Gulnare Free Will Baptist Church**









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Quote Originally Posted by ClubDirt:



that's not what pastor thompson, man of god, says.  it's so hard to tell these days.   i'm not sure that mixed race woman in your avatar would do too well at the Gulnare Free Will Baptist Church**









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She's Italian but i get your point
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ClubDirt:



that's not what pastor thompson, man of god, says.  it's so hard to tell these days.   i'm not sure that mixed race woman in your avatar would do too well at the Gulnare Free Will Baptist Church**









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My bad i think you were talking about the chick i had up before, the one who you said looked like a tranny in the pb.
 
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God is a she?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

God is a she?


why not?
 
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Yep, the FREE WILL baptist church refuses to accept mixed race couples.  Well I suppose thats their right in one sense....narrow minded and bigoted as it is.....but i think their tax exempt status should be revoked for discriminatory reasons.  
Please do note this church is deep up in the hills near toothlessville KY

Id love to organize a mixed race orgy on their door step....whos with me

 
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I actually don't think God really cares who gets married ... gays or not ... black and white ... fat n skinny ... I just doesn't see that really mattering when we check out here and it's time to meet our creator.  Ehhh who knows ...
 
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This explains it all..




That's fucking hilarious.
 
 
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Sounds like fun. 
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