Tonight I blew the chance at...well getting blown (at least) after a Plenty of Fish-charged date went the way of the SpaceX's Falcon 9 rocket explosion because I told the girl that I feel most women just aren't funny.
Freudian slip no doubt. Drank too much, was getting extremely tired of hearing about how being a dentists assistant is harder than I think, and how I can never wear dress A again because friend #5 wore it the same day as here...and at the same club of all places. So using just a restaurant butterknife to cut through a forest of content with no substance, I interrupted the girl when describing that new movie with Amy Schumer and Lebron James, and went on a mild rant about my belief in the idea that women, for lack of better words, ARE NOT FUNNY.
She fought me about it, and then asked the waitress for the check soon after (she asked the waitress to split the check no less.) Then in one final estrogen-induced vaginal women's lib push, the girl told me "I can split the check, since I work!" Last words spoken after she refused to ride home with me, and instead waited for her Lyft ride.
So I guess the split the check line was supposed to be transcribed as I'm sexist and think she can't work because that's the man's job? Am I sexist for this??? Are women funny or funnier or as funny as men? Yes, I agree SOME women are funny, but God dammmit on the whole, I don't enjoy the stand up material presented too me in the female form.................
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