A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church'.
The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?'
Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'
'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
church. The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study
to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary
does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, Sir, what seems to be the problem here?
'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200 million bucks
in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of
some of this damn money.
'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?'
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A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church'.
The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?'
Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'
'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
church. The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study
to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary
does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, Sir, what seems to be the problem here?
'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200 million bucks
in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of
some of this damn money.
'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?'
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