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knocked a dude out tonight

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Go buy a lottery ticket.
 
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 Putting your poor grammar aside, it seems like you have a bright future ahead of you, likely as a vigilante, or a bouncer.  
 
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First fight, I guess? 

Maybe you can post a thread next month when you get laid. 
 
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I assume you're still in high school?  What kind of adult brags about knocking someone on conscious?  

You're lucky because that's not a simple assault.  Unless it's self-defense, you should have been arrested and charged with a 3rd degree agg assault (depending on that state).

If this story is true, count your blessings that you don't have to pony up over 10k on defense, legal fees and keeping your @ss out of jail.

You're not impressing anyone on this forum.  


 
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You had to hit him 3 times before he dropped?  What were you hitting him with?  Wet noodles?
 
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Cool story junior.....

 

Aren't you the same guy who came on here and went on and on about some chick that was playing you and you were stalking her and got a restraining order against you?

And aren't you the same big shot was going to move to Vegas and be a professional gambler and made sure everybody knew about it?

As mentioned above, be glad you were not charged and have all kinds of legal trouble against you, and it being on your record for life(repercussions for jobs, legal stuff, etc.).

Unless you were in imminent danger, to defend yourself, why not just walk away? Let me guess - you were playing big shot in front of your female acquaintances. I say that based on your immature prior posts with your interactions with females.

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by konabuzz:

You had to hit him 3 times before he dropped?  What were you hitting him with?  Wet noodles?

 
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That's cool....  brain damage for nothing.    What was the fight over?  Did he take your turn at the glory hole?
 
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More like you knocked one out over a dude
 
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you have a bright future kid join the service and they will show you Leavenworth ks.
you can not fight in public 'cept to defend yourself .
then you can only rise to a level that neutralizes the threat you are encountering.
that being said hope you at least got laid...... for the felony assault charge you evaded


 
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It feels good knocking someone out, especially someone that deserved it. I really went to town on someone who hits women. Really just lost it, after knocking him down, took my belt off and whooped em good. Fight got broken up by friends who composed me. I wouldn't have stopped. Good for you.
 
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this kid gets buried here everytime lmfao 
 
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i remmeber before i became mainman, i would fight....

this was an awesome period...

thus i became a mainman....


random ppl would fist bump me after seeing me knock ppl out... i would be like... 'wats the fist bump for' i got accustom to it and the ladies who would seeme flex.



now a dayz i go to the octogon to fight... u might have seen me. im the dude that throwz all my matchez...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ckattar8:

jesus i live an insane life............ i feel like telling a bunch of anonymous gamblers my tales are better than talking about them with friends.....

thurs night some chic i follow on instagram with 1.2 million followers hit me up at 2am to hook up, never met, been snap chatting her told her id give my left nut to bone.... she had me uber her to my house, she brought a friend MADE me call someone, my little ugly lebanese neighbor banged her smokeshow friend in basement, she brings me into my room, I'm BLACK OUT from buddies bday earlier, and i couldn't get a hard on , after an hour she left......

i had the best looking 19 year old in boston (I'm 27) in my bed playing with herself, blowing me and i couldn't get a hard on

thats why i punched someone

I love these made-up stories.  Very entertaining to get me through the work day

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ckattar8:

 
i had the best looking 19 year old in boston (I'm 27) in my bed playing with herself, blowing me and i couldn't get a hard on

thats why i punched someone

Did you then start lifting weights real angrily yelling:

"I'M NOT G@Y, I'M NOT G@Y! I'M NOT G@Y!!!!!!!!"

Because I think I could explain to you what happened - and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it, we live in a more tolerant society now......
 
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Was this guy in the club the best looking guy in Boston but you couldn't get it hard either? So you punched him so the females would know you weren't g@y?
 
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Real men dont fight anymore
 
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archives check....one two three.......
 
 
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He's from Boston.... enough said
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