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love makes you say the strangest things I guess

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Me and my longtime girlfriend got in a huge fight last night, she told me that we were finished.

As she was leaving my pad, I opened up the door and yelled down the hall of my apartment building..."you can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my love"

LOL, jesus christ, I have no idea where the hell that came from.  Chances are she now thinks i'm a fruit and will definitely never come back to me.

 
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was alcohol involved?
 
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Hilarious, isn't that a line in an Enrique Iglesias song??
 
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in times like these just turn to mary jane and alcohol, they never lie
 
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I recommend that you drink, heavily.

You need to forget how close you were to 

Tomorrow morning, call up some friends, have some beers, tell them you broke up with her (leave out the details), and tell them you need to get back on your horse. Tell them you can't get messed up before the Super Bowl, but next week..........
 
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Sounds like a restraining order may be in your immediate future.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CharlieV:

Me and my longtime girlfriend got in a huge fight last night, she told me that we were finished.

As she was leaving my pad, I opened up the door and yelled down the hall of my apartment building..."you can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my love"

LOL, jesus christ, I have no idea where the hell that came from.  Chances are she now thinks i'm a fruit and will definitely never come back to me.




Let her read this thread tomorrow.
You lost it with that phuckin line.
This thread is your only hope.



 
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Quote Originally Posted by macman:




Let her read this thread tomorrow.
You lost it with that phuckin line.
This thread is your only hope.





 
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What a sucker for love
 
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That's pretty funny.  And to come here and post it on covers... wow....
 
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isnt this the guy that said he humped his sisters butt?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

isnt this the guy that said he humped his sisters butt?





 
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you know what im sayin william ... now if she has a butt like my avatar... shame on him for only hittin it and not eating da butthole
 
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hes got that " yeah i drop some babies off in my sisters butt " look in his eyes
 
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lol....she called me later the next day saying I was hammered, and that I screamed out a line from an Enrique Iglesias song when she was leaving.   I didnt even know I knew the song.  LOL

 
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Quote Originally Posted by tone79:

Hilarious, isn't that a line in an Enrique Iglesias song??

 
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Quote Originally Posted by CharlieV:

lol....she called me later the next day saying I was hammered, and that I screamed out a line from an Enrique Iglesias song when she was leaving.   I didnt even know I knew the song.  LOL

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

isnt this the guy that said he humped his sisters butt?



 
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cough cough douchebag cough


 
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Are you sure you didn't say "you can run, you can hide but you'll still see me at Mom and Dad's."
 
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you live in South Dakota and know Enrique Iglesias ...

lmao

 
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That maybe be the  thing ive ever heard  

God Damn thats funny.........   escape my love

 
 
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whats next "unbreak my heart"
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