MY FRIEND IS SO PATHETIC!!!!

"The kid has been laid before but has never gotten a blowjob in his life"

You should give him a blowjob.  Then he could mark that off his bucket list.

First off he is 30 years old and lives at home with his mom, step dad, 2 sisters, brother, his brother's kid and sister's 3 kids. He has no license and no car. He does have a job but has to get picked up from his house every day by his boss who waits for 20 minutes in the driveway every day until he gets up and ready.

I HAVE ONLY JUST BEGUN.....

He is married to some woman from India as a favor of a friend to keep her in the US to go to College. The reason he did it is because he thought because of  the arrangement he would get laid. They have been married for 4 years now and the farthest he's gotten is rubbing his penis up and down her buttcrack. He calls this buttcrack sex. She has since graduated college and moved back to India and he checks his email every day hoping she will write him.

IT GETS WORSE......

The kid has been laid before but has never gotten a blowjob in his life. Any girl that talks to him he thinks wants him. He goes out to the bars every weekend and does a cheery bomb for every beer he drinks, passes out random places, and falls asleep at the bar. He constantly talks about how he was a star quarterback on his 7 and 8 year old football team 22 years ago and says he was so good that the coach let him call his own plays.

THERES MORE....

Not only does he buy a shot everytime he buys a beer but he also orders a shot for the bartender hoping that it will somehow get her to like him. He talks about how tough he is and he can beat-up anyone in the bar every time he gets drunk. Noone likes hanging around him and he constatly annoys everyone he's around. He has hit girls on 2 or 3 occasions and is constaly in fights. Of course these fights are never his fault!

STILL RANTING............

Noone wants to hangout with him so he calls his little sister who leaves her kids with thier parents to come to the bar and hangout with him or his little brother who is 10 times worse than he is. He did get lucky one night and had sex with one bartender who he of course fell in love with. She tried to make it a casual sexual relationship but he began to stalk her by texting her every 5 minutes and even getting rides to her house to leave notes on her door. There is so much more but I thought I'd get this off my chest!!!

Ive done the rub rub butt sex years ago with a chick because she was on the rag.  It really isn't that bad you get off, no need to worry about pregnancy or std's, and you get to juice all over her ass which is always fun.

buttcrack sex gets  

Your friend is living the easy life I think Iam jelous.

I really don't get the point of this post unless it is to make fun of your friend... what a friend you are.  Instead of telling him how you feel you publish his business on a gambling website. 

First off he is 30 years old and lives at home with his mom, step dad, 2 sisters, brother, his brother's kid and sister's 3 kids. He has no license and no car. He does have a job but has to get picked up from his house every day by his boss who waits for 20 minutes in the driveway every day until he gets up and ready.

I HAVE ONLY JUST BEGUN.....

He is married to some woman from India as a favor of a friend to keep her in the US to go to College. The reason he did it is because he thought because of  the arrangement he would get laid. They have been married for 4 years now and the farthest he's gotten is rubbing his penis up and down her buttcrack. He calls this buttcrack sex. She has since graduated college and moved back to India and he checks his email every day hoping she will write him.

IT GETS WORSE......

The kid has been laid before but has never gotten a blowjob in his life. Any girl that talks to him he thinks wants him. He goes out to the bars every weekend and does a cheery bomb for every beer he drinks, passes out random places, and falls asleep at the bar. He constantly talks about how he was a star quarterback on his 7 and 8 year old football team 22 years ago and says he was so good that the coach let him call his own plays.

THERES MORE....

Not only does he buy a shot everytime he buys a beer but he also orders a shot for the bartender hoping that it will somehow get her to like him. He talks about how tough he is and he can beat-up anyone in the bar every time he gets drunk. Noone likes hanging around him and he constatly annoys everyone he's around. He has hit girls on 2 or 3 occasions and is constaly in fights. Of course these fights are never his fault!

STILL RANTING............

Noone wants to hangout with him so he calls his little sister who leaves her kids with thier parents to come to the bar and hangout with him or his little brother who is 10 times worse than he is. He did get lucky one night and had sex with one bartender who he of course fell in love with. She tried to make it a casual sexual relationship but he began to stalk her by texting her every 5 minutes and even getting rides to her house to leave notes on her door. There is so much more but I thought I'd get this off my chest!!!