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don't smoke weed too often anymore, but I had last weekend off and wanted to relax with the g/f. anyways, like i said i don't smoke too often, so i was good to go after a few hits. no problems yet, but we start fooling around and then it happened.
i start to go down on her, and then it's just like staring me right in the face. i'm looking at her box and all I can see is Admiral Ackbar, you know the squid like commander from Star Wars. I really don't know the fuck what happened, I've never really hallucinated like that before. So I stopped and told my girl I was feeling sick, which I actually started to.
the problem is I still keep seeing his face every time i look at her box. like i'm not hallucinating it, it's just one of those things that once you see, that's all you can think about. she's not completely shaved but i don't why that image is popping into my head.
do you guys have any advice? along the lines of mind of matter stuff. like mental pictures or sayings I can think of so I can get back down there. Because I swear, I can't bring myself to look at it right now. It's sort of like that episode of Seinfeld, where Jerry has this funny voice for his g/f's belly, where he imagines it having a jovial, funny voice, "HHHEEEEELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO".
Except my g/f's snatch isn't funny, and all I can imagine it saying is "IT'S A TRAP!!!". So any advice welcome.
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