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Funny story here actually.

My crew and I headed to Boston a few years back to watch a Yanks - Sox weekend battle.

The whole crew had our Yanks jerseys on while spending most of the Saturday matinee game screaming back n forth with some other drunks in the crowd....passionate Sox fans.

Top of the 7th inning, and several beer later, we're brawling with Sox fans.  This went on for atleast 5 minutes until security finally brought in enough crew to drag us all out of the Park.  We were sitting just beyond the right field fence, where it all took place.  I think in the scrum I managed to nail 2 guys with solid shots, and I took a few kicks to the stomach in the melee.   I'll definitely never forget it for the rest of my life.

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Quote Originally Posted by inFAMOUS-STYLE:

Is your real name Jed and originally from PA

Sorry, nope.   Good luck though in your search for Jed.

Next Quesion.

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I've only had 3 relationships last longer than 6 months.  All three told me that they loved me.  I told them that I loved to watch movies with them and screw them.   

This kid does not talk the 'L' word unless it's Lesbians and they're looking to bring a dude in for a night.

When i'm 35-40 it will be time to settle down.  Until then, the kid will continue to have fun.

Next Question.

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I usual do fried chicken on the road.   Pepsi on the side.

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Quote Originally Posted by FadeOnly:

This is the greatest thread i've seen in many many months.

FnS...I've been banging this chick who absolutely LOVES to pop these prescription pills that she gets from somewhere...
The sex is way better when she does NOT take these things.  How do i get her to stop popping the Xanex and Valium??  I'm tired of feeling like i'm banging a dead body.

Jesus, nothing worse than a dead fuck.  This is definitely a critical situation.

Do a pill switch.  Find a safe drug that could easily be switched with her valium bottle without the person noticing.

You've got to get this bitch back to sucking your balls while fingering your ass.

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im tired of waiting and wondering about this.. im just gonna let it go

FNS, saw you posting again in the general discussion. 10 years later. holy hell

I guess i gotta ask a question like everyone did 10 years ago. 

How you doing with them ladies 10 years later? HAHAH

Q- Why do you refer to yourself as a fart sniffer?

Q- Does your mom and dad fart in your face or what?  

Q- And do you enjoy the smell of their farts?

Q- I like to lift my leg in the air as high as I can when I fart. I think it makes them much louder and stinkier. Would you concur? 

Thanks, Farty. 

Condoms are like wearing a raincoat in the shower !