Ok let us be honest here. When was the last time you sh*t your pants?

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Shats , spray farts , and full blow evacuation.. I know everyone has a funny story about this ..

Knoxpoker · Answer

Shats , spray farts , and full blow evacuation.. I know everyone has a funny story about this ..

Rocafella · Answer

sharted in a buddy&#x27;s garage a couple months ago (lots of drinking the two days prior)  took my boxers off and threw them in the trash and free balled the rest of the day

rudy22 · Answer

When I saw this topic.

joepa510 · Answer

When I was 8 months old..

canovsp · Answer

When I found out NBC was cancelling The Golden Girls

pat_d · Answer

about  8 years ago on a golf course, couldn&#x27;t hold it

rudy22 · Answer

Nice!!!

BWS77 · Answer

Too many to mention.

jmw59 · Answer

my buds call it "the club"&#xD;&#xA;there are many members.......myself included

rudy22 · Answer

just cleaned up a few ago.

bill702 · Answer

When I went to Amsterdam for two weeks. After 4 nights of continuously drinking it finally caught up to me. Worst part about it is I just went back to sleep. What a sh*tty mess to clean up.

ClubTrash · Answer

Came so close the other night. Got to the pot and was surprised I didn&#x27;t. Pizza and Redline no bueno

JEFFMARKETCAP · Answer

This was the closest I came to it. I didn&#x27;t feel like walking to the bathroom so I just crapped on the floor.  No wiping necessary. https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7dd_1403962654&amp;comments=1

BigPig13 · Answer

At a kegger back in 2005, had to use my socks to wipe the mess

WestHamUnited · Answer

Gambled and lost a month or two ago after eating fried clams.  Luckily was standing and in a bathing suit no major cleanup required didn&#x27;t darn up a couch.

joepa510 · Answer

&#xD;&#xA;This statement is an out and out lie.. I have done it a couple times and its a pretty horrific experience. I also on occasion wake up in my own urine if I drink too much beer the night before.

GeneralSharp · Answer

I had bar pizza about 6 months ago. About an hour later on my drive home i could feel it brewing. Then i got this warm feeling and BAM it started coming. I squeezed that butt hole like never before.

I knew I couldn't make it to a gas station so i pulled over to a strip mall and went to the back. Luckily, there was space behind a dumpster, and I squatted and it shot out like a high pressure hose.

I got some on my pants, and had to take off my underwear to use to wipe my butthole. I put my pants back on and drove home.

Was laughing the whole time.

Greedybastard · Answer

Went for a morning run in Maui earlier this Spring, and the combination of Mai-Tai's and pork at the luau the night before plus my usual morning coffee turned out to be too much for me to handle. As I was running, I started farting a little here and there about a quarter mile in. By the 2nd mile my stomach was starting to hurt a little, but I kept going and farting. At mile three I noticed that my shorts started to seem a little heavy, so I stopped, looked back, and noticed that I had a little bit of poo on the back of my legs.

I ended up hitting McKenna Beach, tossed my shoes off, and jumped in the choppy water. I pulled my shorts off underwater and turned them inside out for a minute or two. The surf was so rough that morning that I ended up not having a stain or streak to speak of when I got home.

Messier-11 · Answer

This is unreal that this subject was posted today. I missed my connector flight and got stuck in cleveland for the night yesterday. Thought i'd make the best of it and drank like a fish at the holiday inn bar and a few places around it. Probably had about 20 wings and a bunch of other crap then passed out. Scrambled out of bed this morning and just got to airport in time. Figured I might as well eat something before the plane and pounded out some dunkin donut egg sandwich 20 minutes before departure.

I run to the gate and notice I'm probably the last person to get on the plane and i need to hustle. As I'm walking up i notice I had a little fart on the horizon. I thought it would be the right thing to do to gently let that thing slip out before getting onto the cramped plane. That was a big mistake. I immediately realized i had full out sharted my boxers. It was a big one and I had to immediately u-turn and waddle my way to the rest room and hope it didn't run into my jeans/shoes. Thank god handicap stall was open, i threw down all my luggage and got butt naked to access what i was dealing with. Luckily, just my boxers were ruined. I used about two rolls of toilet paper and cleaned myself up. Crumpled up my soiled boxers and tucked them behind the toilet (sorry janitor) and went ony my way commando. Made the plane by about 30 seconds and snoozed the whole way. Good times

VegasVandal · Answer

When I was 13 years old at my buddy&#x27;s grandmothers house. We were in the backyard jumping ont he trampoline and thought I would let him have it with a mean sounding fart. Afterward, I quickly waddled to the bathroom inside and little did I know there was no toilet paper left in the entire house. I then grabbed a shower towel hanging on the wall, took care of business and then hid it under the sink. Apparently she didnt find out till the very next day but serves you right for not having any TP in your bathroom when a guest is over.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Not trying to be insulting, but LOL, that imagined me for you exactly.bwahahahahavv

GeneralSharp · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by Messier-11]  This is unreal that this subject was posted today. I missed my connector flight and got stuck in cleveland for the night yesterday. Thought i&#x27;d make the best of it and drank like a fish at the holiday inn bar and a few places around it. Probably had about 20 wings and a bunch of other crap then passed out. Scrambled out of bed this morning and just got to airport in time. Figured I might as well eat something before the plane and pounded out some dunkin donut egg sandwich 20 minutes before departure.I run to the gate and notice I&#x27;m probably the last person to get on the plane and i need to hustle. As I&#x27;m walking up i notice I had a little fart on the horizon. I thought it would be the right thing to do to gently let that thing slip out before getting onto the cramped plane. That was a big mistake. I immediately realized i had full out sharted my boxers. It was a big one and I had to immediately u-turn and waddle my way to the rest room and hope it didn&#x27;t run into my jeans/shoes. Thank god handicap stall was open, i threw down all my luggage and got butt naked to access what i was dealing with. Luckily, just my boxers were ruined. I used about two rolls of toilet paper and cleaned myself up. Crumpled up my soiled boxers and tucked them behind the toilet (sorry janitor) and went ony my way commando. Made the plane by about 30 seconds and snoozed the whole way. Good times  [/Quote]This is great! I did this once just to wipe my behind. The airport toilet paper was so thin and kept breaking a sheet at a time. Cheap person. So I took off my boxers and wiped my behind and left them behind the toilet as well.

nc1capper · Answer

Let&#x27;s be honest - are you in first or second grade - holy cow fella - grow up

TRAIN69 · Answer

Crappin your pants aint no big deal. Crappin someone elses pants takes talent.....

ad1260 · Answer

I have a CLASSIC story regarding this&#x2026;gotta muster up the time (and courage) to type it all out. It&#x27;s pretty ridiculous and AWESOME looking back on it&#x2026;not to mention hilarious. I&#x27;ll enlighten you gentlemen sooner or later here. Messier-----effing classic dude. Can&#x27;t imagine the panic.

Ok let us be honest here. When was the last time you sh*t your pants?

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