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Posted: #176
LOL... holy shit....  
 
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Posted: #177
Dude, Vanzack
 
 
I have seen some of your plays and deduction methods for those plays, so i know you dont think on the first level when it comes to gambling.  so believing that Myspace page , with only a 2 bill  victory , i dont think that can be you..  But the Jack nicholson picture , i have seen that pic a while back,, but did not want to say anything . 
as for you BEING jack nicholson,, lol   low odds on that,, but its preety simple to prove it either way .. if you happen to disappear or not be around during Laker home games , or movie shoots,, than pausibly... It might be you...  but i doubt it.. either way .. your capping is good, and if you do keep betting like that , you will have a yacht with 10 girls,,,  and hopefuly its before you are 70 and you have man boobs   BOL
 
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Posted: #178
"low Odds" on anything this Vanzac says being true
 
 
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Posted: #179
I can neither confirm nor deny any of Vans statements





........but it is a really big yacht.
 
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Posted: #180
Van is Jack Nicholson? Wow, that made my day already!
 
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Posted: #181
Hey L.B, (Zack)
 
Is your name:
 
Lazy Boy
 
Low Bitch
 
Laughin Bobcat.
 
Loose Bum
 
Im lost...am i close L.B ???
 
 
Something you said earlier:
 
"He bangs a toothless overweight ho and watches a rabbit ears black and white while sipping on gin and juice."
 
Sounds kinda fun... Do you take group bookings.. This shit could be the new black... do mock it till you tried it....
 
Anyway youve proven you know alot about betting strategies and cheers to you for that, however you talk about getting 5 - 10 blowjobs a day and quite frankly apart from not needing nor wanting that many per day personally, i dont see enough people in your boat to warrant this..... This leads me to only one conclusion and that is that the MEN on the BOAT must help fill the void " So to speak"
 
 
Would i be far of the mark ??? Either that or you just have never had a blowjob... Its one or the other !!
 
Were you locked in the car as a child when you mother was at the PUB drinking with locals for hours ? it just, You crave attn clearly and its all i have to put a finger on it !
 
Never the less i really enjoy your bed time stories / fantasy's it take me away into a world that, well, just does not exist...
 
Keep it up...
 
 
 
 
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Posted: #182
^ Another douchebag who needs to quit taking things so seriously
 
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Posted: #183
Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

It doesn't matter if you like vanzack or not....he's right on with what he writes above.

I find it hilarious that people think you have your head up someone's ass just because you believe (based on objectivity) that a person is correct in what they are saying. 

I don't necessarily like or dislike vanzack....don't know him well enough.  But I know that he is right with what he says above.  And if people were honest with themselves, they would see it as well. 

I agree with you there Hutch....BUT you are up his ass b/c you posted your agreement like a little bitch

UH OH -B/C I agree with you......does that make me up your ass?????

 

 
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Posted: #184
Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

And because of this statement, I can now objectively say with certainty, that I do like Hutchemall.

Up his ass, up his ass, up his ass!!!!!!!!
 
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Posted: #185
Before the next person posts can they please read the whole thread and use some brains. You keep embarrasing yourselves
 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

OK - I thought about this and Im a little pissed.
 
We arrived in Curacao this morning, and Wendy (tight brunette - a smoking body but grill could use a little work - last in my rotation) says to me "these covers guys are assholes!"
 
And you know what?  I had to agree.
 
Who the fuck are you guys to question my credentials?  Yes I live most of the time on a yacht, and yes I surround myself with the finer things in life (including supermodels) - why the fuck do you guys find it necessary to knock me down a notch? 
 
For those who dont believe me, I can prove who I am because I am bonafide.  Here are some pics from my scene:
 
PIC 1  (wendy bottom left)
 
PIC 2 (me with some of the broads on a tender)
 
Now who doesnt believe me bitches!!
 
 
OK--prove who you are by giving us a picture of Wendy holding a sign with Garfarther on it
 
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Posted: #188
No. Prove you YOU are by holding a sign that says

"I'm another covers idiot"
 
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Posted: #189
oh dear

tex, the nutcases are multiplying
 
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Posted: #190
Quote Originally Posted by G8RB8:

Van = Jack

 
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TGIF

Is it Friday on the yacht?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by THEMUGG:

I can neither confirm nor deny any of Vans statements





........but it is a really big yacht.
Wendy?........Nikki?......is that you???????
 
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Posted: #193
Quote Originally Posted by SecondAgain:

Before the next person posts can they please read the whole thread and use some brains. You keep embarrasing yourselves
STFU you're an embarrassment to yourself
 
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ouch


 
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Posted: #195
fill the boat cooler up with zimas for today
 
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Posted: #196
I can't believe this shit of a thread is getting all this attention.
 
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Posted: #197
Thanks for adding to it.
 
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Posted: #198
   You have to give Jack aka "Vanzack" alot of credit for sticking to his guns.   He will never admit he is full of shit!! 
Happy Friday everyone.
 
Jack/Van whatever the hell you call yourself enjoy another 5 BJ's  today     
 
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Posted: #199

Would somebody please go and cut the internet connection at Godfather16's trailer park? Consider it community service.

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SecondAgain:

This thread is further proof that Covers is full of idiots.

It would be fun to enlighten the morons, but the entertainment value is just too high. 

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