Please GOD......

Question

Let my Jury Duty group get called off for tomorrow......

BDUBB · Answer

Let my Jury Duty group get called off for tomorrow......

KQC · Answer

GL, didn&#x27;t work for me a week ago.  Was promptly seated in seat#3 until the judge and lawyers started asking their questions.

vegasdennis · Answer

Jury duty

BDUBB · Answer

Been summoned at least 3 or 4 times, my group has been called off each time......

I_Need_A_Detox · Answer

tell them you saw a scarecrow beat up an elephant in the parking lot.

t6rider · Answer

Man I remember three years ago I was summoned. I was skeptical and could not believe I was chosen. I was like fuck this is gonna suck. It was only supposed to take a few days. It went from like November 5th and we didn't finish until the night before Thanksgiving.

I ended up loving it. Trial was boring. Eminent domain was the trial. Got to wake up late. Would get there around 9:30. Lunch at noon. Home by 5:00. My work had to pay me for each day of work missed too. It was like a vacation. Best part was they paid us I think $45.00 a day. We got it at the end. When I went to turn it in to my human resources, she was like fuck it, just keep it. It was great.

t6rider · Answer

Think I bet the whole check on the Lions Thanksgiving game and naturally I lost. Bad karma I guess for getting away with keeping the money.

BDUBB · Answer

I was looking to get hammered tonight though....

BDUBB · Answer

T-Minus 1.5 hours......

BDUBB · Answer

I have a bad feeling about this one......its going to ruin my Tuesday.  Wish me luck.

t6rider · Answer

Maybe you&#x27;ll be grouped with some hotties that don&#x27;t have their own transportation, and you can give them a ride home. You know.

BDUBB · Answer

Looks like that&#x27;s going to have to wait, my group got released from duty again!

MickeyRivers · Answer

Um hate to break it to ya buddy but there is no such thing as an invisible man in the sky!God =

jamesxnj · Answer

Been through it twice in 3 years and I can't hit 4 # of 6 in the Fl lottery once same time frame,,Only hundreds of draws

Luckily just a half -day deal both times and sent home as one-by-one others were picked off left and right of me to field the prelim jurors in another room...whew..

I always come away with the feeling I would not want to be on trial if innocent,and knew the jury just had to interrupt thier daily routine to be at a fucking courthouse full of cops and lawyers like you had a speeding ticket to pay or YOUR FAULT to be there in the first place....and to be there at freaking 8am which means leaving the house at 6am,where you must park in the jury lot for the buses to courthouse..laughable...and fun in the poring rain last trip.

Give jury duty to the retired people who are willing and want to serve on a jury,they do have more life experience imo,and more time to listen to both sides of the story..

Skipbone · Answer

God rules

vegasdennis · Answer

Bdubb you can be upfront you really printed out jayhedds recent posts and told court you had to care for your retarded nephew

BDUBB · Answer

If Corky&#x27;s twin brother from Life Goes On is still around when I get summoned again, I may just have to do that.

Please GOD......

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