post your favorite athlete quotes

The Bears are who we thought they were! That's why we took the damn field. Now if you want to crown them, then crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were! And we let 'em off the hook!

Dennis Green

"Playoffs?! Playoffs?!" - Coach Jim Mora

"I don't get paid to play harder, I get paid to win" - Peyton Manning

Id run over my mother to win the super bowl Russ Grimm

We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams

Some more tyson one

I can sell out madison square garden maburbating

Yogi: "Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it's always too crowded"

Yogi telling Hank Aaron: "You need to have the label down, so you can't read it"

Aaron: "I didn't come here to read......."

Thomas Edison: "Luck is the residue of good design"

Sorry, not an athlete. Google Mickey Rivers for a crackup

One last non-athlete (with my apologies)

Woman at party: "Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I would poison your martini"

Sir Winston Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it"

After being told he was the first ball player to be making more money than the president of the United States:

"What the hell has Hoover got to do with it? Besides, I had a better year than he did"

Babe Ruth

john mckay was a funny sob and one of the most underrated coaches of all time.  he was a 4-time national champion coach with usc, then took an nfl expansion team that started 0-26 to the playoffs within 3 years.

another of his quotes: "going to green bay is like winning 98th place in a beauty contest with 97 participants".

I think McKay also came up with

Reporter: "What do you think of your teams execution?"

"I'm all for it.........."