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YOUR BUDDY SOUNDS LIKE A CHOOCH
 
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Sounds like a future congressman.
 
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Posted: #28

Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

this kid has literally pissed the bed/couch 200 times.....can't get too upset. If I was awake this wouldn't have happened. Shit happens or in this case piss happens.....

Friggin hilarious....what kind of cleaner was used the first 199 times, sounds like you're the one to GIVE the advice on cleaning up piss, not asking for it!  I also love how you pretty much take responsibility for your buddy's piss problems, you're one good dude!

Next time I get too drunk to care I'll be wishing I had a friend like you that would understand if I just said screw it I'm comfy, while I just let it go grinning in my sleep.

 
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Posted: #29

You need to keep a box of Pull Ups at your house for when this guy sleeps over, or just pay for his cab. It's gotta be cheaper than getting a new couch every year.

 
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he slept in till 3 on the couch so I had no clue until he left. I even asked him if he pissed and he said no so I assumed I was good.
 
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When i was in high school, my parents were out of town and i had a bunch of friends over.  I woke up the next day to find shit stains on the bath mat in one of the washrooms which really wasn't anywhere close to the toilet.  I was like what the fuck ..... then i found a pair of shitty boxer shorts in the recycling box in another room.  Of course nobody admitted it but when i asked the guy i suspected to show me his boxers he refused ..... could never look at the guy the same ever again.   
 
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This has potential for a Covers Post of the month/Post of the year ..lmao.. he needs to pay for a STEAM CLEAN at a minimum.. buy this dude some depends..
 
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If there's something strange
in your couch
Who ya gonna call?
PISSBUSTERS

If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
PISSBUSTERS




I ain't afraid of no piss
I ain't afraid of no piss

 
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Quote Originally Posted by foilin_up:

Friggin hilarious....what kind of cleaner was used the first 199 times, sounds like you're the one to GIVE the advice on cleaning up piss, not asking for it!  I also love how you pretty much take responsibility for your buddy's piss problems, you're one good dude!

Next time I get too drunk to care I'll be wishing I had a friend like you that would understand if I just said screw it I'm comfy, while I just let it go grinning in my sleep.

Great fucking thread

 
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Quote Originally Posted by esplanade:

Sounds like a future congressman.

seconded
 
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Posted: #37

just turn the cushion upside down.....

good as new

 
 
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Shit on his bed and call it even
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