I showed this thread to one of my colleagues here... he loves it. We're gonna show it to another guy and then pick one. There are some great ideas, so it's going to be tough to decide.
Searchwarrant - what kind of vitamin is that, sounds awesome. Although, anything involving her car will be tough to pull off. Our office is in San Francisco, so everybody takes public transportation to work. But, I do know where she lives and where she parks her car....so it's not totally out of the question.
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LOL at these suggestions
I showed this thread to one of my colleagues here... he loves it. We're gonna show it to another guy and then pick one. There are some great ideas, so it's going to be tough to decide.
Searchwarrant - what kind of vitamin is that, sounds awesome. Although, anything involving her car will be tough to pull off. Our office is in San Francisco, so everybody takes public transportation to work. But, I do know where she lives and where she parks her car....so it's not totally out of the question.
do the note thing. it is the best way to make a point and have this person go crazy inside without actually inflicting too much actual damage that may be overboard (the "vitamin" in the car or mail suggestions for example).
but I also suggest (someone else also did earlier) not to let anyone else in on this prank. But even if she somehow was tipped off that it was you I would guess that a simple note would not impose the same repercussions as some other suggestions but will still serve the purpose.
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do the note thing. it is the best way to make a point and have this person go crazy inside without actually inflicting too much actual damage that may be overboard (the "vitamin" in the car or mail suggestions for example).
but I also suggest (someone else also did earlier) not to let anyone else in on this prank. But even if she somehow was tipped off that it was you I would guess that a simple note would not impose the same repercussions as some other suggestions but will still serve the purpose.
Back in my early twenties, I had a job that involved public speaking in front many (Groups ranging 50 to 100). I sucked rather bad but I eventually got better. Anyways, none of my colleagues would ever come up to my face and say "you need to improve" but would always leave toastmaster class schedules and a bunch of 'how to public speak' type magazines in my inbox. I got the hint, I sucked, they were trying to help ... in a subtle way. Maybe you should leave anger management self help books, magazines, counseling information in her inbox and see what happens. I'm sure she'll get the hint and maybe realize she needs to change, her bad attitude is being noticed and somebody is trying to help. This world is full of all kinds of people with all kinds of different personalities. "Revenge" doesn't solve a thing, doesn't improve your situation. Think in terms of how you can make it manageable for YOU and spend less time thinking how you can get even with HER. You think she's gunna be a nicer person after she gets her mail changed without her consent? She'll prolly be a ranging b*tch and make things even worse ... Why not kill her with kindness rather than get even? Go bring her lunch, get her some nice work stationary, anything that's somewhat on the light side, to show her you want to be Switzerland ... the neutral coworker ... the guy that gets left alone ... U catch my drift?
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Back in my early twenties, I had a job that involved public speaking in front many (Groups ranging 50 to 100). I sucked rather bad but I eventually got better. Anyways, none of my colleagues would ever come up to my face and say "you need to improve" but would always leave toastmaster class schedules and a bunch of 'how to public speak' type magazines in my inbox. I got the hint, I sucked, they were trying to help ... in a subtle way. Maybe you should leave anger management self help books, magazines, counseling information in her inbox and see what happens. I'm sure she'll get the hint and maybe realize she needs to change, her bad attitude is being noticed and somebody is trying to help. This world is full of all kinds of people with all kinds of different personalities. "Revenge" doesn't solve a thing, doesn't improve your situation. Think in terms of how you can make it manageable for YOU and spend less time thinking how you can get even with HER. You think she's gunna be a nicer person after she gets her mail changed without her consent? She'll prolly be a ranging b*tch and make things even worse ... Why not kill her with kindness rather than get even? Go bring her lunch, get her some nice work stationary, anything that's somewhat on the light side, to show her you want to be Switzerland ... the neutral coworker ... the guy that gets left alone ... U catch my drift?
I once shared an office with a jerk off. Another person in the office and I poured syrup from Mcdonalds all over the back of his desk and then put sugar and some unwrapped candies in the back of his desk drawers. Within a few days there were ants all over his desk and for a few weeks after you would hear him slap a random ant with his hands through the day. Every time I heard that fist hit the desk smashing an ant I felt so satisfied.
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I once shared an office with a jerk off. Another person in the office and I poured syrup from Mcdonalds all over the back of his desk and then put sugar and some unwrapped candies in the back of his desk drawers. Within a few days there were ants all over his desk and for a few weeks after you would hear him slap a random ant with his hands through the day. Every time I heard that fist hit the desk smashing an ant I felt so satisfied.
That's the best you can do? Why don't you go ask your boyfriend for help, son. Your shit is weak.
Your feeble attempt at drama is a documented fail. Invoking some sort of grade school "gay" bashing is very immature. Your responses are well known to lack depth, and you feel by adding a little macho you can appear that you are the "man"....hit reset on that Lilly....which still rhymes with silly.
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Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:
That's the best you can do? Why don't you go ask your boyfriend for help, son. Your shit is weak.
Your feeble attempt at drama is a documented fail. Invoking some sort of grade school "gay" bashing is very immature. Your responses are well known to lack depth, and you feel by adding a little macho you can appear that you are the "man"....hit reset on that Lilly....which still rhymes with silly.
#1- Seeing as you have her address, I've got you for you that is a total ball buster and will drive her even crazier than she already is. Go to the library and take out the postcard order forms for as many magazines as you can find. Order the magazine for her and check the "bill me later" box. Do this for about four or five hundred magazines. It will take her literally forever to stop the magazines and stop the billing.
#2- If you can get her phone number, go to Walmart or Target and get a throwaway phone. Pay cash for it and activate it from a payphone. Totally untraceable. Make sure she's home and order food for delivery from every pizza joint and restaurant that you can. Of course you can call and text her day and night and the calls and texts are completely untraceable.
#3- Before work one morning, go to a place where they have public computers and set up a yahoo email address. Use that and the throwaway phone to set up a craigslist account. Go to "casual encounters" and make up an ad that you're an open minded person looking for hard cock and put her phone number in the ad. Her phone will be ringing all day and night.
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#1- Seeing as you have her address, I've got you for you that is a total ball buster and will drive her even crazier than she already is. Go to the library and take out the postcard order forms for as many magazines as you can find. Order the magazine for her and check the "bill me later" box. Do this for about four or five hundred magazines. It will take her literally forever to stop the magazines and stop the billing.
#2- If you can get her phone number, go to Walmart or Target and get a throwaway phone. Pay cash for it and activate it from a payphone. Totally untraceable. Make sure she's home and order food for delivery from every pizza joint and restaurant that you can. Of course you can call and text her day and night and the calls and texts are completely untraceable.
#3- Before work one morning, go to a place where they have public computers and set up a yahoo email address. Use that and the throwaway phone to set up a craigslist account. Go to "casual encounters" and make up an ad that you're an open minded person looking for hard cock and put her phone number in the ad. Her phone will be ringing all day and night.
Your feeble attempt at drama is a documented fail. Invoking some sort of grade school "gay" bashing is very immature. Your responses are well known to lack depth, and you feel by adding a little macho you can appear that you are the "man"....hit reset on that Lilly....which still rhymes with silly.
Not trying to be rude, but you are insignificant.
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Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Win:
Your feeble attempt at drama is a documented fail. Invoking some sort of grade school "gay" bashing is very immature. Your responses are well known to lack depth, and you feel by adding a little macho you can appear that you are the "man"....hit reset on that Lilly....which still rhymes with silly.
do the note thing. it is the best way to make a point and have this person go crazy inside without actually inflicting too much actual damage that may be overboard (the "vitamin" in the car or mail suggestions for example).
but I also suggest (someone else also did earlier) not to let anyone else in on this prank. But even if she somehow was tipped off that it was you I would guess that a simple note would not impose the same repercussions as some other suggestions but will still serve the purpose.
This is a good point. The more people that know about it, the more likely someone is gonna spill. Not good. I work in HR and I know how poorly people keep secrets....especially in the workplace.
I personally would take a dump in a disposable container and dump it (pun intended) on her windshield. Just to let her know what a piece of crap she is.
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Quote Originally Posted by mattbrot:
do the note thing. it is the best way to make a point and have this person go crazy inside without actually inflicting too much actual damage that may be overboard (the "vitamin" in the car or mail suggestions for example).
but I also suggest (someone else also did earlier) not to let anyone else in on this prank. But even if she somehow was tipped off that it was you I would guess that a simple note would not impose the same repercussions as some other suggestions but will still serve the purpose.
This is a good point. The more people that know about it, the more likely someone is gonna spill. Not good. I work in HR and I know how poorly people keep secrets....especially in the workplace.
I personally would take a dump in a disposable container and dump it (pun intended) on her windshield. Just to let her know what a piece of crap she is.
I am sure you know her cell SO create an account with Craigslist and post something for sale that EVERYONE would call about to buy. Her phone would ring off the HOOK cuz! And repeat once a month! Good luck!
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I am sure you know her cell SO create an account with Craigslist and post something for sale that EVERYONE would call about to buy. Her phone would ring off the HOOK cuz! And repeat once a month! Good luck!
#1- Seeing as you have her address, I've got you for you that is a total ball buster and will drive her even crazier than she already is. Go to the library and take out the postcard order forms for as many magazines as you can find. Order the magazine for her and check the "bill me later" box. Do this for about four or five hundred magazines. It will take her literally forever to stop the magazines and stop the billing.
#2- If you can get her phone number, go to Walmart or Target and get a throwaway phone. Pay cash for it and activate it from a payphone. Totally untraceable. Make sure she's home and order food for delivery from every pizza joint and restaurant that you can. Of course you can call and text her day and night and the calls and texts are completely untraceable.
#3- Before work one morning, go to a place where they have public computers and set up a yahoo email address. Use that and the throwaway phone to set up a craigslist account. Go to "casual encounters" and make up an ad that you're an open minded person looking for hard cock and put her phone number in the ad. Her phone will be ringing all day and night.
Fucking awesome
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Quote Originally Posted by lovesoccer:
#1- Seeing as you have her address, I've got you for you that is a total ball buster and will drive her even crazier than she already is. Go to the library and take out the postcard order forms for as many magazines as you can find. Order the magazine for her and check the "bill me later" box. Do this for about four or five hundred magazines. It will take her literally forever to stop the magazines and stop the billing.
#2- If you can get her phone number, go to Walmart or Target and get a throwaway phone. Pay cash for it and activate it from a payphone. Totally untraceable. Make sure she's home and order food for delivery from every pizza joint and restaurant that you can. Of course you can call and text her day and night and the calls and texts are completely untraceable.
#3- Before work one morning, go to a place where they have public computers and set up a yahoo email address. Use that and the throwaway phone to set up a craigslist account. Go to "casual encounters" and make up an ad that you're an open minded person looking for hard cock and put her phone number in the ad. Her phone will be ringing all day and night.
"Awesome"...not really. Once again these acts will get you charged with fraud and a few other harassment type charges. Not to mention making the restitution. Doing these things to someone is a "bitch" is way out of line, and makes you look like a sociopath.
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Quote Originally Posted by Viking812:
Fucking awesome
"Awesome"...not really. Once again these acts will get you charged with fraud and a few other harassment type charges. Not to mention making the restitution. Doing these things to someone is a "bitch" is way out of line, and makes you look like a sociopath.
these suggestions are hilarious and trust me - I'm getting a kick out of just imagining it. I would never put myself in a position to get in trouble with the law (or lose my job) over this fucking person.
But seriously, she's the sociopath and she's going to get fucked with.
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Mr Win - stop being such a Buzz Kill
these suggestions are hilarious and trust me - I'm getting a kick out of just imagining it. I would never put myself in a position to get in trouble with the law (or lose my job) over this fucking person.
But seriously, she's the sociopath and she's going to get fucked with.
these suggestions are hilarious and trust me - I'm getting a kick out of just imagining it. I would never put myself in a position to get in trouble with the law (or lose my job) over this fucking person.
But seriously, she's the sociopath and she's going to get fucked with.
Getting enjoyment out of causing someone pain is sick. Regardless of what type of person they are they don't deserve to be treated in this manner.
You have already discussed fucking with her on an open forum..people have lost their jobs for that...not saying it is a good bet that would happen to you, but it increases the possibility. Plus your own hostility is a sign you could get careless. The fact that you posted this in a gambling forum and are getting pleasure out of it show a lack of maturity. She may have a point about the people who work in her office.
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Quote Originally Posted by Kaufee:
Mr Win - stop being such a Buzz Kill
these suggestions are hilarious and trust me - I'm getting a kick out of just imagining it. I would never put myself in a position to get in trouble with the law (or lose my job) over this fucking person.
But seriously, she's the sociopath and she's going to get fucked with.
Getting enjoyment out of causing someone pain is sick. Regardless of what type of person they are they don't deserve to be treated in this manner.
You have already discussed fucking with her on an open forum..people have lost their jobs for that...not saying it is a good bet that would happen to you, but it increases the possibility. Plus your own hostility is a sign you could get careless. The fact that you posted this in a gambling forum and are getting pleasure out of it show a lack of maturity. She may have a point about the people who work in her office.
GottaGetThat- It's important to know that to sign up for an account on Craigslist, they use a phone number verification system so they can have a phone number on file. When you sign up for an account you have to put in a phone number and they call that number within five seconds and give you a number. You have to then type that number into the box and that starts your account.
That's why you should always have a throwaway phone. Make sure you get one where you can put in any zip code you want and they'll issue you a phone number with the area code for the zip code you put in. Then pay cash to buy a phone card when you need to put more airtime on the phone. Never use your own computer or a debit or credit card to add airtime.
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GottaGetThat- It's important to know that to sign up for an account on Craigslist, they use a phone number verification system so they can have a phone number on file. When you sign up for an account you have to put in a phone number and they call that number within five seconds and give you a number. You have to then type that number into the box and that starts your account.
That's why you should always have a throwaway phone. Make sure you get one where you can put in any zip code you want and they'll issue you a phone number with the area code for the zip code you put in. Then pay cash to buy a phone card when you need to put more airtime on the phone. Never use your own computer or a debit or credit card to add airtime.
Getting enjoyment out of causing someone pain is sick. Regardless of what type of person they are they don't deserve to be treated in this manner.
You have already discussed fucking with her on an open forum..people have lost their jobs for that...not saying it is a good bet that would happen to you, but it increases the possibility. Plus your own hostility is a sign you could get careless. The fact that you posted this in a gambling forum and are getting pleasure out of it show a lack of maturity. She may have a point about the people who work in her office.
Mr Win - beat it scrub, you've worn out your welcome in this thread. you obviously don't have a sense of humor
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Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Win:
Getting enjoyment out of causing someone pain is sick. Regardless of what type of person they are they don't deserve to be treated in this manner.
You have already discussed fucking with her on an open forum..people have lost their jobs for that...not saying it is a good bet that would happen to you, but it increases the possibility. Plus your own hostility is a sign you could get careless. The fact that you posted this in a gambling forum and are getting pleasure out of it show a lack of maturity. She may have a point about the people who work in her office.
Mr Win - beat it scrub, you've worn out your welcome in this thread. you obviously don't have a sense of humor
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