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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

Shooter, that video is hysterical! I guess you really can find everything on YouTube!

The fact that it comes from (no pun intended) someone named StraightShooter (pun intended) makes it even funnier!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch: Manstar, I wouldn't sweat it. Let's face it-this chick now OWES YOU.........

What can happen, moving on from here. She doesn't tell anyone, you got no reason to be embarrased. If she does tell someone, the story HAS to go like this........."He went down on me, and then......."

Women will turn off thier hearing once that hits the eardrums. Hell, you may even get credit for this....."He was so into it, he........"

Obviously, the best way to go is when you're "done". Just tell her "you first", and after you deliver her a mouthful, it's time for Lunch at the Y.

Bit of advice? Your tongue should not be like her cat. Vary it up a little. Pretend you tongue is a pen, and she is a piece of.........paper. Now, write down the alphabet from A to Z!

thank you. i appreciate this response the most
 
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thanks to every else for their input on the situation. i guess its not as bad as it seemed to me
 
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And whqat virgin guy wants to oral up a chick if he's never got is dick wet

 

My first time all I wanted to do was punish that hole like it owed me money....Going down on her was the last thing I thought of....

 

 

To get your man hood back I believe you need to master the technique of Skull Fucking....This will get you more than College Prep points with the ladies.....

 

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Nah, you get it in manstar.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by manstar10:

I am 18 years old and I am a freshman in college. I met this girl in my Sociology class and we really hit it off. She seemed like an experienced girl if you know what I mean. We hung out for a couple days later and things got hot and steamy. I am a virgin so I was really excited about this. I want to treat the girl right so I said I would give her oral pleasure. She kindly agreed. As I was eating her out, I was really horny and since this was my first time, I started ejaculating everywhere! I was so embarrased. The girl is supposed to get an orgasm and I got one. She started giggling and we ended up not even having sex. Is my reputation ruined?
Premature Ejaculation guy joined Cover at 14 or 15years old! 
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=839DO8-0cY8

another nomination for manstar's theme song

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

you gotta flog the dolphin before any big dates......

 

bingo

 
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Try rubbing one out before the next time you are about to be with a woman and using durex performax condoms to numb yourself. That might help you from blowing your load so damn early.
 
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pretty funny but you shouldn't be embarrassed. ask her out again and tell her that you want to pick up where you left off. who gives a shit that you blew your load in your shorts. if she brings it up tell her she got you so hot and horny that you just couldn't hold back. jerk off before your next date then you should be able to last at least a minute next time. remember practice makes perfect.
 
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Damn that must be some sweet 18 yr old cherry pie.  It was some thing like this 
 
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wow idk how u would do that ? i mean seriously how u gonna handle real sex if u cant handle the foreplay dude ur problem is u have to train urself to be ready for the situation u should start beating off so u can control urself. lol
 
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Me
 
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You should buy a dress. 
 
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Artie, you should buy a noose...............
 
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LMAO at this thread.  All I can say is don't go out with a loaded gun.

 
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Whatever you do, do not eat a black girl's snatch.
 
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Next time snort a percocet.  You are now a stud.


Love the honesty of this post -- even I would have made an alias for this one. Life goes on...


This girl must have been a world-class who-er to go back to your place that quickly, did you just slip her a note and ask her if you could eat her box? Whatever you did, just keep those person senses on high alert and keep it up... and make sure you post what happens.
 
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Hawk,

No manners huh? whats wrong with people

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

Next time snort a percocet.  You are now a stud.

This girl must have been a world-class who-er to go back to your place that quickly, did you just slip her a note and ask her if you could eat her box?
Slip her a note
 
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That sucks man, but to be honest every guy sucks with women at first. The first time I fingered a girl she told me to stop because I was hurting her.

Here's what you have going for you right now;

You're in college - Plenty of girls who will be non-stop drunk from Thursday through Sunday morning.
You're young - It's early on in your college career so time is on your side.

My advice, find a lower ranking girl that puts out and go steady with her so you can get some practice in. Once you get better at your craft and you have not fallen for the girl during that time, I would say it's time to move on to someone else.

The reason why I suggest dating someone is that you're more likely to try different things with her because she feels more comfortable with you. One night stands typically involve finger play, maybe oral, and sex positions involving missionary or her on top, that's it. Plus you can't always count on one night stands every weekend so dating will allow you to consistently have sex.

Good luck, and enjoy college, I miss it every day of my life.
 
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Posted: #48
You know what your problem is OP? You're puttin' the box on a pedestal.
 
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She must have had a really nice box to get you that excited. The girl should take it as a compliment. If she had a stinky box you would have been begging to come up and wouldnt of even been hard so that girl should take it as a compliment to how nice her box is.
 
 
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I am 35. It has been so long since I have had some 18 year old box I would probably juice in my pants too.

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