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Too bad you're on separate floors. That means only one of you will go down..........
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Gunners:

don't get your box where you get your paycheck

don't dip your pen in company ink


  
 
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I went to work at a restaurant years ago. After my first few days, I figured out who the biggest gossip was. I took her home one night and fucked her multiple times and made damn sure she got her jollies. I figured she couldn't keep her big mouth shut and I was spot on. Within a week, I had banged two waitresses and a hostess.

I've fished off of the company pier forever, so I'd say go for it.
 
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Did it when was in my 20's at a job.  Everyone knew and no one cared
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

Too bad you're on separate floors. That means only one of you will go down..........
 
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if ur prepared to have to quit or even be fired...go for it...
 
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So, what the hell is "smash"??


 
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Had two affairs with married women that were in the process of breaking it off with their husbands, the first one lasted 7 months...done all kinds of crazy shit!!! the other one lasted 4 months and I broke it off...
 
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When I was in college and an intern at a law firm I dated another intern for the summer. We had fun for a couple of months and then I never talked to her again.

Other than something like that, I wouldn’t recommend it. All relationships end and most of them don’t end on good terms. If it ends badly, you don’t want to have to spend years seeing her 5 days a week.

 
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Smashing? What kind of new fangled degenerate ebonics bullshit is this you stupid fucking kids are using nowadays? Plz use protection so  you dont burden us with another worthless piece of trash like your dumbass.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by greedler:

Smashing? What kind of new fangled degenerate ebonics bullshit is this you stupid fucking kids are using nowadays? Plz use protection so  you dont burden us with another worthless piece of trash like your dumbass.

You can call it “smooch smooch” if that’s more to your liking.

 
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not worth losing your career
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CMJohnson1:

Oh...and working on #4 right now.  She's "bi-sexual" but has only been with one guy and she wasn't impressed.  She had to call me to ask if certain things that happened to him were normal.  She wants to fuck me to see what a real man is like.


you better give her my number then...quick...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Daddy_Freddie:

Had two affairs with married women that were in the process of breaking it off with their husbands, the first one lasted 7 months...done all kinds of crazy shit!!! the other one lasted 4 months and I broke it off...
nice scumbag...what if yer mom acted like that...
 
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I have.....3 times....and I worked in HR. 

First one was the A/P Clerk.  Smoking hot red head....the first person I met when I was hired and went around to meet people in our building.  We used to do naked football....watched the Vikings...banged at half time....and usually again at the end of the day.  She let me shave her one time and she could give one hell of a blow job.

Second one was the Executive Assistant to our Vice President of Operations.  She was 40 (I was 30) and divorced.  Classic MILF.  And you don't have to worry about them being a problem.  They know the drill and they know how to be professional about it and keep their mouth shut.  We used to do it in the company parking lot after happy hour. 

Third one was a new hire....just had graduated from Madison.  She worked in another building so that was a bit easier.

Bottom line is, you better be banging someone who can be professional and isn't going to be a problem if things end up going sour.  I was lucky in all 3 cases.  It wasn't smart, but I sure am glad I did it.  I worked for a company that made penile implants....it just felt natural. 

 
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There are some real gems in this thread...many thanks
 
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Quote Originally Posted by greedler:

Smashing? What kind of new fangled degenerate ebonics bullshit is this you stupid fucking kids are using nowadays? Plz use protection so  you dont burden us with another worthless piece of trash like your dumbass.

Times are a changin buddy....better get used to it

 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

I have.....3 times....and I worked in HR. 

First one was the A/P Clerk.  Smoking hot red head....the first person I met when I was hired and went around to meet people in our building.  We used to do naked football....watched the Vikings...banged at half time....and usually again at the end of the day.  She let me shave her one time and she could give one hell of a blow job.

Second one was the Executive Assistant to our Vice President of Operations.  She was 40 (I was 30) and divorced.  Classic MILF.  And you don't have to worry about them being a problem.  They know the drill and they know how to be professional about it and keep their mouth shut.  We used to do it in the company parking lot after happy hour. 

Third one was a new hire....just had graduated from Madison.  She worked in another building so that was a bit easier.

Bottom line is, you better be banging someone who can be professional and isn't going to be a problem if things end up going sour.  I was lucky in all 3 cases.  It wasn't smart, but I sure am glad I did it.  I worked for a company that made penile implants....it just felt natural. 



Penile Implants - you must've worked for Mentor.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by greedler:

Smashing? What kind of new fangled degenerate ebonics bullshit is this you stupid fucking kids are using nowadays? Plz use protection so  you dont burden us with another worthless piece of trash like your dumbass.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_wCXh8fcpQ

 

All the oldies are getting down with the lingo

 
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Quote Originally Posted by captjohn67:

did it once and would never do it again...

 

agreed

 
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just ended an office fling after the new year that lasted a month and a half. she hasn't caused any problems after  I broke it off, but the shit was so bomb that every time I see her the fuckin memories of her squirting in my front seat come back to me. I'm just lucky she wasn't a psycho bitch and you should too.
 
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Only one of the four ended up being an issue...and not for me. 

Believe it or not it ended up being the one who claimed the fake pregnancy that ended up being a problem.  She went completely crazy and came into work every day balling her eyes out.
 
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I haven't dated a girl from work, but my brother is still going out with one from work for over a year now. They recently moved in together.
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