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Am I the only one who thinks this is the most disgusting shit ever? I had my first experience last night and I dont think I'll ever be the same again. I almost punched the bitch in the throat when I felt that liquid on me.
 
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I think it takes pretty good. Sweet kind of. My wife does it occasionally. If your girl is gonna swallow your load, the least you can do tolerate hers. 
 
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Then again I'm a bit of a weirdo.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by theblueprint:

Am I the only one who thinks this is the most disgusting shit ever? I had my first experience last night and I dont think I'll ever be the same again. I almost punched the bitch in the throat when I felt that liquid on me.


I call BULLSHIT


~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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I've had 3-4 squirters in my short 27yrs...and it's never bothered me.  Take a shower after, clean the sheets...good as new buddy 
 
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You guys are much more understanding than me lol
It wouldnt have been as much of a problem if she said something beforehand....I'm just pounding minding my business and next thing a know my lower half is drenched lol
 
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Quote Originally Posted by theblueprint:

You guys are much more understanding than me lol
It wouldnt have been as much of a problem if she said something beforehand....I'm just pounding minding my business and next thing a know my lower half is drenched lol


You should take it as a compliment, if she wasn't squirting you obviously weren't doing your job. Right?!  You got her off, that's half the battle.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by theblueprint:

Am I the only one who thinks this is the most disgusting shit ever? I had my first experience last night and I dont think I'll ever be the same again. I almost punched the bitch in the throat when I felt that liquid on me.


just wondering...was the chick white or black
 
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Quote Originally Posted by theblueprint:

Am I the only one who thinks this is the most disgusting shit ever? I had my first experience last night and I dont think I'll ever be the same again. I almost punched the bitch in the throat when I felt that liquid on me.

We're the minority on this one....

Had a bangin tight 20 yr old.....

This is when I had a life and nice satin sheets....

Anyway, we didn't make it past foreplay.... I was playin with her kitty, makin it purrr and bam!!! Everyfuckingwhere..... It was absurd the mess she made... I went instalimp, couldn't help it.... Had just cleaned those expensive fuckin sheets too... I was at least gonna have her blow me but couldn't get my head back in the game after being traumatized..... Fuck that noise, way overrated.... They need to bring their own fucking bedding for that shit.... 
 
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I was relieved I didn't go downstairs on her... I might've had to donkey punch her.... That shit is off limits if I'm not with the woman fulltime anyway.... U never know these days.... Most women in my area will blow your buddy while you are out making the beer run... Then kiss ya on the mouth when you come through the door....
 
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I love me a squirter!


 
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Man you hit the jackpot. You will be able to get with her whenever you want. I love squirters. The squirters I've been with say that is the ultimate orgasim a woman can have. Next time you know you need to prepare.
 
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only a little bitch would punch a chick....... 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Supply_N_Demand:



just wondering...was the chick white or black

she was black 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by guyhi:

only a little bitch would punch a chick....... 

i never said i did or would but dont act like the thought has never entered your head at all
 
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squirters are disgusting
 
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If you're gonna bang someone, don't use the expensive sheets.  Pretty simple.  Sex can be messy.

First time I was with a squirter, she was on top and it was like a warm waterfall....and just watching her was one of the hottest things I've ever experienced.

If you have to complain about some messy sheets afterward, then the sex wasn't that good.   

There is nothing sexier than a girl who is so out of their mind they can't control themselves.  Every squirter I've been with (3) has been like that. 

 

 
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The first time startled me... but I'm use to it now. Definitely means you have to clean the sheets!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by theblueprint:

Am I the only one who thinks this is the most disgusting shit ever? I had my first experience last night and I dont think I'll ever be the same again. I almost punched the bitch in the throat when I felt that liquid on me.


Squirters are fantastic. Yes, they can be messy, but it is like cleaning dog poop in the back yard - if you end up with some on your hands, it will wash off.
 
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I mean, I dont't mind a lil mess lol...i love eating the box and all....but i dont have an interest in squirters....what is the liquid anyway?
 
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Squirting is part of the game........I find that if a girl squirts, I must be doing something right, shes obviously enjoying herself. Yes the bed can get a bit messy but you can easily throw the sheets in the washer.
 
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"Is sex dirty?

Only if it's done right!"

-Woody Allen
 
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Quote Originally Posted by RJSmith:

"Is sex dirty?

Only if it's done right!"

-Woody Allen

 
 
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a REAL squirter is fucking gross. i fucked one, once. i was a combo of    

                                                                         

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