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Lets morph this thread to a similar related subject since cpfs146 started it.....Stories from you guys that can relate to good memories happening at massage parlors.

Anyone see if they can top the cpfs146 experience.

 

 
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Thread is one of my best. Word.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SupremeVermin:

Thread is one of my best. Word.

Yes, good thread idea Vermin... Now Think up your best massage parlor stories.

 
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strangest?  or best?
 
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Strangest? best?  Whatever story you think would be good reading and interesting for us to take our mind off all the lousy events that happen each day. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DHass22:

22 years ago this February, I walked into the DollHouse in Ft. Lauderdale.  This blonde walks out, absolutely stunning.  Lapdance ensues, and after closing, I'm invited to her apartment.  After 20 years of marriage & two children, she's still the love of my life. 

The Doll House will always stick in my mind as the place that Motley Crue referenced in their Girls, Girls, Girls video. 
 
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Doll House Tampa late 80's Girls were stunning.Quite a bit different down the Courtney Campbell Causeway at the Tanga Lounge..Chicks sticking thier tongues in your ear as soon as you sit down..gota swat them away like mosquitos till you get settled in..

 
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I recently noticed that thease places now have VIP rooms.

Has anyone here done the whole vip thing at a strip club?

 
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never seen that one before...

a knew a stripper that did a thing with paper matches on her nipples...  

after my above post you can see why I think fire and strip clubs dont mix...

but there are a few that do the fire sticks thing...  which I hate because they expect a big tip for a show I did not ask for...

one time this girl was doing her "fire show" on stage and she would do this thing where she would run the flame across her arms and legs as not to burn her but it was a part of the show...  

but as she was doing this I notice an awful smell as she was actually burning off all of her leg and arm hair in the process...  I tried to stick it out but started to gag and wretch as the smell of burning hair became over powering...  

I stepped out of the club for a bit to get some fresh air, but when I stepped back in the smell was still there and just too strong so I left and went to club kitty corner to this one... 

Actually, the gal that did the clit did her nipples as well.  And the funny thing (and probably smart thing) is that she was one of the only strippers there who wasn't loaded.  It was a complete dump that we frequented to hire gals for our frat functions when I was in college.  

All these stories bring back good memories.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jamesxnj:

Doll House Tampa late 80's Girls were stunning.Quite a bit different down the Courtney Campbell Causeway at the Tanga Lounge..Chicks sticking thier tongues in your ear as soon as you sit down..gota swat them away like mosquitos till you get settled in..

I have a buddy that lived in that area of Florida back in 80's or early 90's.

He took me one time to a place called the "huddle,"... aptly named because it was right around the corner from the football stadium.

Wall to wall hot sexy chicks that would do just about what ever you could think of...Just bring lots of $$$$.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by EastOakland:

Nothing ceases to amaze me at a strip club, but I remember one time the stripper took my friends girlfriends glasses and stuck one of the handles in her mouth then in her box then back in her mouth then put them back on the girls face.....lol.

better then the tail pipe I guess
 
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Florida and Vegas has to have the dirtiest strip clubs. Some in Florida are downright disgusting.
 
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Had a floor manager come into the VIP room and tell me not to touch the stripper's behind. He left and she told me touch what you want.

person.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:


Actually, the gal that did the clit did her nipples as well.  And the funny thing (and probably smart thing) is that she was one of the only strippers there who wasn't loaded.  It was a complete dump that we frequented to hire gals for our frat functions when I was in college.  

All these stories bring back good memories.  

strip clubs are much different when you are rolling deep with alot of friends vs the solo mission... 

I think the thread should go bachelor party stories vs AMPs... but perhaps thats just me...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by JimmyDrizzl:

Strangest? best?  Whatever story you think would be good reading and interesting for us to take our mind off all the lousy events that happen each day. 

One thing about AMPs is it feels like travelling to another country... like you are stepping in to a foreign world...

the language, the smell of the place and the food being eaten there, how it is decorated...

you know that scene in the BloodSport where vandamme goes into the alley and just keeps going until he is like in a totally asian world to be able to participate in the kumite...

Thats some of the appeal...  

So I went once with a bunch of friends as a group and I was wasted and super tired... so much so that I really didn't want to go back so I just chilled inside and crashed on a couch in the common area away from customers, waiting for my friends...

So I am watching these girls playing some type of asian card game with the mamasan...  They would come back with the money when they were done and were given the offer to gamble in this weird asian game...  I didnt get it, but I knew the outcome based on the reaction of the girls...  The screwed up thing was that if they won, they did not get paid out in cash...  They were given some type of bag (drugs I figure) and then the girl would disappear...  

But I remember one girl who got pissed off when she lost the money she just earned on a flip and grip and was rambling in her asian language and mama san yells backing pointing at the door, ending the argument...

I still dont get exactly what they were doing or how the card game worked, but I was also pretty faded...  But I also felt like I was transported to some where in asia like the BloodSport movie... 

.  "Okay USA!:"

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Slovak:

Seen a stripper kick a drunk guy in the face and break his nose. It was funny at first but then the guy started choking on his own blood.


what did security do?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SupremeVermin:

Thread is one of my best. Word.

and got boxed for it
 
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and got boxed for it

Need explanation: What exactly does, "got boxed for it mean"?

Sorry to ask.....just never heard it before.

 
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when certain members violate the rules/manifesto  they are restricted to posting only in the penalty box...

there is no real standard as it appear to vary greatly from poster to poster... but it is basically the linesmen's call...
 
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I used a happy slur. Wishing death on teams that cost you money is okay but happy slurs

 
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So what was the happy slur you used that got you sent to the "box"? 

You can leave out certain letters of the words you used originally lest you get chastised again. 

 
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I never went to a strip club. Therefore, I can not say anything.

 
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Ah, good decision Danielson. 

Save money and blood.
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wu tang clan came to chicago back in the day for the rock the bells tour. they brought some raunchy, hood chicks with them to the after show. my guy had the warehouse for the rock the bells after party. one of the chicks laid on her back, spread eagle, and had another girl insert a lightbulb into her cootch. miraculously, the light bulb went on when she tightened her legs together. 
obviously it was a prop, but it looked like christmas morning to all of us in the green room. 

drilldo's were always a spectacle for private shows regardless of the situation
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Quote Originally Posted by RogerBailey:

I never went to a strip club. Therefore, I can not say anything.

didn't take long for scal to create a new user name
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