Survey: Ever drink so much that you sleep walk and pee in random places?

I love the ''I have a friend'' part

Denial first sign of guilt 

I have never done this...BUT my buddy has done it multiple times, he ruined his printer like that...

I have done it many times, but this story really was my friend.

About 10yrs ago, went on a cruise with 3 buddies. I shared a room with a guy that was 6'2, 280lbs and is a good guy, but can get annoying. He doesn't react well to rye...soooooo

...one night of heavy drinking, which included rye this happened.

...around 5am, I hear him becoming restless...I think something is up, so I lean up only to watch him get up, walk towards the washroom, piss on the floor and squart and sh*t. He then walks naked back to his bed and flops.

....I proceed to grab my bag and leave the room as I felt that I wanted to puke.  Slept on the couch in the other room.

....ahh, it gets better. We have an escursion to go to at 10am, so we try to wake up him at 9am, to have him scream at us and toss his matress through the open balcony on the way out to the concrete floor...on the island. We walked away and let him be for the day...

...last time we went on a cruise or any trip with him.

I could fill this thread up with drunkin' sleepwalking stories.

i watched a friend get up in the middle of the night, walk over to his stereo system, turn it on, open the cd tray, try to piss through the hole in the tray, but actually got piss all over his stereo, then he closed the tray, turned off the stereo and walked back to the couch and fell asleep.  maybe the funniest thing i've ever watched.

i've seen a friend pass out early at a party, get up while the party is still going, stand up, take out his dick, walk to the side door and pee all over it with the whole party watching and telling him to stop.  mid stream, he turns around and says, "fuck all of you," keeps peeing, and then goes back to bed.  we tried to wake him up to clean that shit up, but he wouldn't budge.  haha. 

i've honestly never had this happen to me.  However, i've woken up and stumbled around looking for a bathroom, walked into a bedroom and projectile vomited all over this chick's bedroom, though. that's probably worse

A couple years ago my brother in law's brother was all banged up.  My sister threw a huge party and afterwards people crashed in all rooms throughout the house.  One of the girls there was a 17 year old who worked with my sister and brought a couple of her little high school friends to the party(come cuties in that kiddie crew).

Anyway, the guy wakes up real early in the morning, sleepwalks to the guest bedroom, and takes a leak on a couple of the 16 and 17 year olds who were camped out on a bed.  Fucking classic.  All you heard were desperate screams and him going OMG, WHERE AM I? 

Turns out he is a serial urinator and has been known to piss all over the place after a night of drinking.  I guess that is better than premeditated urinating on underage chicks.  Or is it?

Great thread, certainly brings back some hilarious memories.

In my 2nd year at university I was at a friend's house for a party, big place, with 7 bedrooms.  A few of us were upstairs in a bedroom that was the designated smoking room for the night, a girl who was obliterated walks down the hall and enters the bedroom across from the one I was in...she proceeds to yank her pants down and sit on the bed and start pissing...this was only at like 10:30 too so it was hilarious.

Some of the girls went in and helped her to get dressed and took her to the bathroom down the hall.  They left her in there to get cleaned up, an hour later she hadn't come out so we went to check on her and and found her passed out, barf everywhere...best part was she somehow managed to break the pocerlain toilet bowl in half while leaning on it to puke!!