The Corporate Fukks™

My latest experience...

I like this food wrap product "press'n seal" by Glad. It stretches, it seals, it's microwavable, it's perfect for wrapping opened produce or any leftovers.

So I'm trying to strip off about one foot of this new roll to wrap a leftover.  And the damn thing won't cut off.  I stretch off another foot and again, the damn thing won't cut off.

Looking at the product now and I see "New Improved Cutter Bar".

These stupid mudfukkers removed the metal cutter bar and replaced it with a cheaper plastic cutter bar that don't work for sh!t.  And they've got the nerve to call it "new and improved"!!!

So I sent them a nasty email about their shitty product.  They email me back an apology and offer me a coupon for another free one.  WTF???  If I don't like it WHY would I want another?

These Corporate Fukks™ will do anything and everything to squeeze us consumers out of every fukking penny.  It's ridiculous.  It's way beyond stupid what they have done to make their mega profits.

And nobody cares.  Nobody says anything.  The millennial dummys have no clue.  Zero.  None.  Everybody just takes it up the azz from these Corporate Fukks™.  I don't get it.  Call me old and stupid.  Call me a dinosaur.  But these Corporate Fukks™ just keep taking and taking and taking from the people.

I sometimes get the "bargain brand", bad cutter too. I usually pull an old glad package with good cutter out of  the recycle bag , switch out rolls.

Interesting fact...it is quite easy to kill a man with a roll of cling wrap.

How about every freaking bank or utility company wanted to you sign up for paperless billing under the guise fo 'going green' Yeah right,it saves them money and for all the people who forget about a bill they formerly had a paper bill to stick on the fridge,now they pay late fees.

Going Green for green$ the pricks...CET casino hotels I know are doing it now too,reuse your towels and linens so we can go green. Please. Meanwhile that is less housekeeping staff they need..

I'll tell you why they replaced the metal saw with a plastic one. Because some incompetent idiot cut their hand on it, took it to a personal injury attorney and settled for a cool couple of million bucks. How about some animosity for the greedy lawyer fukks? 

Goose I've never once heard you say greedy lawyer fukks as getty mentioned.  It's always because someone sued the Corporate fukks, there is plenty of blame to go around.

C'mon Ladies... Glad is owned by the Clorox Company who just had fiscal year 2018 sales of $6.1 billion.

I WANT A METAL CUTTER THAT WORKS!!!

NOT SOME PLASTIC POS!!!

Will never understand how you guys can defend these Corporate Fukks™ for skrewing the people out of every penny.

Let me put it to you this way... If Smith & Wesson said they couldn't make their 500 any more because of a lawsuit, but don't worry, we'll give you a "new & improved" 9mm, THAT would be OK with you???

GTFO!!!


  Defending these Corporate Fukks™.

Then stop buying products made by Clorox. See if they give a crap. But maybe you'll feel better.

Thanks 165 for understanding that lawyers are the most corrupt profession in America. Which is why lawyer is the most common profession among politicians. 

Getty, you sir are a hypocrite. 

You love it when lawyers defend our Constitutional rights, AS DO I, but then you think you can pick and choose when and where lawyers can perform.

The Corporate Fukks™ keep on winning.  We people keep on losing.

Goose you're going ballistic over the cutting tool on a $2 product. People I know From Central America find American ingenuity fascinating. Over there, you live in a thatch palm hut and live off the land, whatever it gives you. Every day is an adventure but also a struggle to survive. Over here we're more concerned over a box of plastic wrap. At least some of us are.

I stopped using BP after the Gulf oil spill & how they mishandled the aftermath. 

I dropped Comcast because their service absolutely sucks. 

I stopped driving Lincolns because they have power window problems that failed consistently.

I don't rent Hertz because of their hidden fees.

When any of the above subjects come up (car rentals, gas stations, etc), I tell anyone who will listen why I don't use these & other  companies. 

At the same time, I'll tout how well companies help my community after a hurricane like Home Depot, Loews, McDonald's etc.

If I share my experiences, both positive & negative, with 10 people who share with 10 people etc etc. Things can be changed like the need for bump stocks in the gun industry.

BTW...I get my wrap @ Costco & it's great...  

Well then, maybe it's time for people, all over the World, TO WAKE THE FUKK UP.

In 1979 I was 23 years old working in a Teamster Union Shop and making $15 an hour with full Health Benefits, matching 401K retirement plan, and time and a half over 40 hours.

It's absolutely PATHETIC that 40 years later workers are not even making anyway near the same working package today!!!

Maybe it's time people go back to the 1960's.  Go back to rioting and burning the cities.  Maybe climb the gated communities and drag the dead bodies of these Corporate Fukks™ through the streets.

Maybe.

A better analogy would be if they made the 500.....but now with plastic parts. Let's see how many rounds you can put through that thing.

Thank you STU...

We want the REAL DEAL.

Don't give us this Corporate Fukks™ BS

And to all my COVERS BROTHERS..., You may not like what I say but I will always tell you the truth...  And that is a fact that everybody tells me... If you want the the truth... GOOSE always speaks the truth.

And I will always say what I mean and always mean what i say. 

That is me.  I can't help it. 

Absolutely they are Corporate Fukks™.  I'm stuck in CT with no alternative.  Yes i have a local for major wagers.  Been with him for 30 years and can go up to $25K if I give him 3 hours.  Won a few lost a few.  Mostly I use Heritage because I am small time $100 bettor.  Also have BookMaker and Intertops but this Bitcoin Deposit and Withdrawal is BS.  They ALWAYS get the best price for both deposits and withdrawals.

Doja: Expected you to show up.  Earlier but that's OK you're fashionably late to the party.  And what, exactly, is your profession that excludes you from being different and special from we other people?  Are you a CEO???  Probably not.  If I was a betting man my money would be on you just being an ordinary idiot sheeple tuned into CNN and Fox News every minute of every day. 

So tell us all, you very special person you...

What, EXACTLY, do you do for a living?  What makes you so very special that you are exempt from 40+ years of the Corporate Fukks™ thievery???

We will ALL waiting for your answer so please don't run away like the little coward I think YOU ARE. 

C'Mon little man...  Tell us all.. We are waiting.

I go out every day and make my own paycheck. Got up at 6 am pacific today, having my coffee and im on my way out to go grind again.

Doesn't sound like misery to me. Sounds like a regular dude, a man on the grind providing for his family. Never heard the man really complaining about shite on this site.

get costco membership and buy their kirkland box of plastic wrap. you won't have to buy plastic wrap again for at least 10 years.

"I usually work 50-60 hours a week but I’m in my 30’s with two little kids so these are the years to do it."

You know, once i a while, a man steps forward, a Ram among the Sheep.  I just had no idea it would be Doja.  Never gave a second thought it would be be you Doja. 

HA-HA-HA...

"And WHO do you play for Doja?"

"I’m in my 30’s with two little kids so these are the years to do it. 
Complain on the sidelines or learn how to play the game"

Perfect.  Amazing.  I am shocked. Like it just came out of a Hollywood Script.

I gotta admit... I'm stunned.  Never thought I would hear that out of you Doja.  Now go out there and make those kids proud.  Dammit Boy, this NEVER happens but you just left me speechless.

I hate corporate fukks.  Goose, keep fighting the good fight, and let's bang the bookies