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Penguin Terrorist Training
 
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I had always heard that penguins were beind the sinking. Now I see it is true. I am sure they were in cahoots with the sea lions though

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Renton:

Penguin Terrorist Training



 
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Quote Originally Posted by Slovak:

Does anyone know if any penguins may have been involved? I've seen video footage of these "Cute" little bastards take over an entire ship.

KABOOM KABOOM.....

This thread is freakin hilarious......

 

thanks for the laughs fellas...

 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmQ7BL7s5nQ

It all makes sense now....how could I have been so ignorant all these years...The government is trying to turn my kids into terrorists by having them watch movies like these that are obviously encoded with subliminal messages.....

 
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Is it possible to get information from these penguins? I'm sure these little puke bastards have been laughing it up for a century down through generations.

Waterboarding these little shits oughta be a consideration. We know they can speak.

 
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Penguin Fail my ass.

Look at those little black and white sons-a-bitches working as a group to push that iceberg around.

Sickening.

Notice the obvious failed misteps once they are aboard. Deceitful little bastards. What's even more nausiating is that that may the very same iceberg they manuevered into position.

What we're seeing is a taunt and celebration. Exactly what Bin Laden did with video.Al Queda trained these fraudulent little bastards.

 
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I would like to present Exhibit A  for consideration in support of Train's theory.

 

 
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I would like to present Exhibit A  for consideration in support of Train's theory.

 



Smug little pricks, they even posed for a photo op.
 
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Gentlemen... while researching I came across this marine monster mystery. I'm not certain, but this may be a new lead in this investigation.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Renton:

Gentlemen... while researching I came across this marine monster mystery. I'm not certain, but this may be a new lead in this investigation.

White iceberg paint has obviously worn off but my mind is open to this creature being involved with the US Navy.. By the way, guess who is baby sitting the supposed "wreckage" and cargo of this unknown ship at 1,500 feet with ease.

Both penguin species can dive to great depths–greater than 457 meters (1,500 feet) for the emperor penguin–and almost 1,524 meters (5,000 feet or nearly a mile!) ).

Little tuxedo pricks.

 

 
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Gentlemen... while researching I came across this marine monster mystery. I'm not certain, but this may be a new lead in this investigation.


Government Conspiracy!!!
Government Conspiracy!!!
Government Conspiracy!!!

 
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White iceberg paint has obviously worn off but my mind is open to this creature being involved with the US Navy.. By the way, guess who is baby sitting the supposed "wreckage" and cargo of this unknown ship at 1,500 feet with ease.

Both penguin species can dive to great depths–greater than 457 meters (1,500 feet) for the emperor penguin–and almost 1,524 meters (5,000 feet or nearly a mile!) ).

Little tuxedo pricks.

 

 

 The question remains, who supplied arms to these little tuxedo pricks? They appear to be armed

 

 And what about the strange behavior of

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Slovak:

Is it just a coincidence that so many people from outside of this forum think the penguins were involved? I think not.

GPS collar tracking would support what I personally believe. Little turds migrate in packs. The whole "leave the parent alone with a newborn in search of food is"is a crock of shit.

Weapons being gathered for underwater demolition by these savage little ballroom beasts is pretty certain. We only need to piece together their logistics. The Italian ship captain didn't run that boat into 3 feet of water on purpose by the way. Think about that one. Penguin antics will continue.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

White iceberg paint has obviously worn off but my mind is open to this creature being involved with the US Navy.. By the way, guess who is baby sitting the supposed "wreckage" and cargo of this unknown ship at 1,500 feet with ease.

Both penguin species can dive to great depths–greater than 457 meters (1,500 feet) for the emperor penguin–and almost 1,524 meters (5,000 feet or nearly a mile!) ).

Little tuxedo pricks.



"White iceberg paint"

Such a brilliant concept.  Where, pray tell, would one acquire white iceberg paint?

Only problem would be is if your ship or boat were painted with white iceberg paint and the engine went out you would never be found... 


 
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classic train, classic lol
 
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An Iceberg? Really?


Why no video? Where is the iceberg now? Ice vs steel....what do you think is gonna win? Why weren't there enough lifeboats for everyone? Of course the captain went down with the ship.....one less weak link......


Conspiracy!!!!!





The Cocksucker's Fallacy, in action.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

An Iceberg? Really?


Why no video? Where is the iceberg now? Ice vs steel....what do you think is gonna win? Why weren't there enough lifeboats for everyone? Of course the captain went down with the ship.....one less weak link......


Conspiracy!!!!!




I heard it was all orchestrated by a " Guy in a Cave " 

 
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The Cocksucker's Fallacy, in action.


As the Ultimate Absolute Expert... You would be the one that knows.
 
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Actually, the magic bullet in the JFK shooting did not lodge in Connally's leg.  It actually went through them both, ricocheted off the dash board, carried half way across the Atlantac, and killed the main lookout on the Titanic, thus sealing the fate of the unsinkable ocean liner.   
 
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idiots
 
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Quote Originally Posted by coldsnap55:

I heard it was all orchestrated by a " Guy in a Cave " 



I see what you just did there.....
 
 
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idiots

What the hell do you mean!?! There are youtube videos that confirm this is true!

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
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