Things you can't do any more

I had to get out of the restaurant business for this reason...

Younger generation refused to be taught anything bc they knew it all...If you corrected them after their failures they would cry and or quit ....

My last day some 270 lb meathead locked himself in the walk in cooler bc he couldn't take being told to wash his hands after carrying dirty plates to the dishwasher...

@Runnin Mitch

It'll be like the old days.  If it's not on TV we'll be in the car stoking up a storm.

Wish I could have another baseball catch with my Dad.

Wish I could throw one more fist at my brother.

Wish I could fuck Susan Strand just one more time.

I can no longer sit by , idle , watching life casually escape into a fine mist , the heat of mediocrity burning all my surroundings to where I no longer find things familiar , recognizing myself only by the gigantic shadow I cast upon the horizon 

Ammunition , attack , precision , Predator tactics ,  decisions , exact , when I enact my mission need a statistician to track the collapsed victims 

the words violently release on these rhyming sprees , dying in silence , a crime , Im freed , “ I Ain’t got Time to Bleed “

damn Spock this is note of assasins creed .

The twist of despair to bring about death.

And release from the pain the rush of taking a target 1000 m out . The rush a simple band aid to the pain the pain of watching the victims cry in vein. 

The release and the nightmare begins again 

How many more fall to the ground.

The ear is over my killing brother.

You must let go or you become hunted and sucumb.

To some newby bullet in the distance and

succumb as as certainly as those fell to the

ground yours will flow too not blue but a red to dry

to that and scaled for analyst of dust.

Double is this for real , if so sorry about your restaurant (Like many others) but I had to laugh when I read that one about the 270 lb meatball.

At 41....jerking off twice in a day. I can’t remember the last time. Heck, there are days now where I don’t once! But probably still average 4.75 per week. 

Ride in an elevator. I'm claustrophobic and get panic attacks due to my many years of drug and alcohol abuse. most of my docs are on 2nd-4th floors and i take the stairs. pain in the ass with my AFIB. I can't even get in an MRI Machine without having a panic attack.

Had 3 MRIS' scheduled within a month for my heart and backed out of all of them. the doc gave me Valium but i didn'tt take them bc of fear that it'll put me in a place that i can't back from.

Drugs suck in quantity when you're young folks. Believe me... it catches up to you

@Runnin Mitch

 Foxwoods first.  We are going to crush them in pit 20.

$100 baccarat table is not a problem if we partner up with a $1500 buy in.

Then onto Twin Rivers in RI to play an NCAA game.

Everybody LOOKOUT the bandits are on the loose !!!

7 orgasms in 8 hours just like Xmas day of 1973.  I will argue for days that there is a santa claus or NOT a santa claus.  That bearded fat bastard knew exactly what i wanted for xmas.

7 orgasms in 8 hours just like Xmas day of 1973.  I will argue for days that there is a santa claus or NOT a santa claus.  That bearded fat bastard knew exactly what i wanted for xmas.

@satchmo1031

 I  can relate.

I was 21,she was  about 17.We did it 7 times in one evening and Ill never forget after all that 

she looked at me and said, why are you slowing down? Gal had her dad buy her of all things, a station wagon to get to work.

Then I slowly realized she got it to ball all night at the drive in theatre. Preferred a stick shift over an automatic and loved dirt bikes.

As a child used to get behind the plate all day...would help my family in the garden...and had no trouble with any type of movement. Today the knees scream after five minutes of stooping.

Also I can relate to all the guys that used to be able to hang...the weekend my ex wife and I procreated and produced my son it was all told night and day...29 times over three days...I'd stroke out now if I tried something like that. 

Skydiving went three times, my bones are too old for it now.