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Got an extra 300 dollars that just cannot be saved. As my father would say "its burning a hole in my pocket"

Ive already got food/drink/smokables covered for the holidays and I've already donated to the Salvation Army.

Now, the money can either be spent on a material item (coat/ fancy schamncy belt/ pair of shoes) OR try to use the funds to start a sports betting bankroll.

I already have a nice jacket, shoes... and although I do new a new belt, I dont need a $300 one. What would you suggest is the best idea here?

 

 
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Buy a gun and kill yourself?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BostonKen:

Buy a gun and kill yourself?

How about I buy 10 rubbers, roll 'em on, and BANG your old lady.

 
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give it to me?

 
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+ML parlay you could net $15k if you do it right!!!!!!!!
 
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An 8-ball and a hooker

 
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Quote Originally Posted by FiveStarGeneral:

How about I buy 10 rubbers, roll 'em on, and BANG your old lady.



Any guy that can fit 10 rubbers on his dick should be spending at least $300 on a penis pump and penis enlargement pills.

Knock yourself out little dick!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by FiveStarGeneral:

How about I buy 10 rubbers, roll 'em on, and BANG your old lady.

Hilarious
 
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Any guy that can fit 10 rubbers on his dick should be spending at least $300 on a penis pump and penis enlargement pills.

Knock yourself out little dick!

You must be one of buddys henchmen.

 
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Slick!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BostonKen:

Buy a gun and kill yourself?

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by FiveStarGeneral:

You must be one of buddys henchmen.



Nope. I am just an ordinary Joe. I'm not cool and flash like you with a huge CAD$300 roll and jacket and shoes to boot.

But at least I own multiple belts and don't need to pad my wang for added length and girth.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Syddigs:



Nope. I am just an ordinary Joe. I'm not cool and flash like you with a huge CAD$300 roll and jacket and shoes to boot.

But at least I own multiple belts and don't need to pad my wang for added length and girth.

I never recall saying anything about 'padding wangs', YOU did.

You know, I heard admitting it is the first step. Good luck to you.

 
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Since this is a site full of degenerate gamblers I collectively say a gambling bankroll over a fucking belt.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by FiveStarGeneral:

I never recall saying anything about 'padding wangs', YOU did.

You know, I heard admitting it is the first step. Good luck to you.



" How about I buy 10 rubbers, roll 'em on, and BANG your old lady. "

That statement doesn't ring a bell at all? Needing 10 condoms on at once to bang a chick sounds like wang padding to me. Talk about clueless and beltless in Ontario. 

But at least you have CAD$300. Perhaps you can buy yourself a clue or two.
 
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Buy a laptop or a 19 or 22 inch tv for your bathroom
 
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TheU, TRAIN69.  
 
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how about some weed .. or open an account .. or use it at the Nordstrom's men's sale in 3 weeks ..
 
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More, better smokeables Enjoy a blunt to yourself for the holidays.  Ooh man that sounds good, I think I might do that myself after dinner.
 
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Spitfire15, I'm well covered on the bud!!! Enjoy your after dinner blunt! 
 
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I've never heard such a wealthy person say that 'this extra $300 is really burning a hole in my pocket'
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Amp:

An 8-ball and a hooker

 

 
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The ONLY time to buy coke is when you are with a hot girl who loves coke....

...otherwise it's one of the worst drugs out there and a huge waste of money.  Stay away.
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

The ONLY time to buy coke is when you are with a hot girl who loves coke....

...otherwise it's one of the worst drugs out there and a huge waste of money.  Stay away.

I have almost an endless supply of high grade cannabis. (i provide medical marijuana to people who are terminally ill, some who are in my immidiate family)

over the holidays i pretty much plan to be around for my family, continue my business, smoke weed all day everyday and watch nfl/nba and put a few dollars down for fun.

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