Typical "Which girl should I pick?" Thread

Quote Originally Posted by FrozenTundra:

If you're really banging 8 girls, then you have some severe issues.

1. You aren't succeeding in anything else in life b/c how can you possibly have the time.

2. How can you possibly remember things about all 8 girls.

3. How much do you hate women, if you're banging 8 of them, hope you're using protection.

Sorry dude, don't know you, but I can bs, but who knows.

Didn't see the pics, but you don't seem like you want to get serious with any of them. At this stage in your life, pick the ones that you don't want to kick out of the house after you blow your load on them. That's what I used to do.

Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer:

Alright, seen a couple of these pop up lately and I'm in the same position. Don't hate because of the number, just give some straight answers. Ranked in no order!

1. She's medium height, with decent tits and a great behind. Her face is nothing nice and I don't bring her around my friends because of it. She's really nice and genuine, and also career orientated (has a biochem degree). Loves to please me; lets me juice on her face or swallows if I want her to. Can deepthroat like a friggin champ. Likes to bake and cook for me, but to be honest, isn't that good at it lol.

2. This girl really shouldn't make the list because I only call her when I'm out of options... but maybe you guys can make me see the light. She's really tiny, short and skinny. But this also means my cock is monstrous to her. She can't deepthroat but she tries hard... Always swallows. Likes to be choked and is generally very kinky. Knows how to ride on top like a porn star, which I don't find in many girls. Likes getting fucked in the behind. No career ambitions, does more drugs than I do. Hipster type chick. Smokes cigarettes which I don't. Always wants me though.

3. This girl is a rocket... until you get her naked. Her face is absolutely gorgeous; nice freckles (love freckles!), beautiful eyes, pretty smile. Her tits are huge but out of a bra, they flop. Her behind looks great in a skirt or jeans but is kinda flat once naked (I like me a big booty). This girl is so different from all the others as she doesn't have facebook and doesn't really like to go clubbing or anything. Drinks scotch neat, has a record player, and is basically cooler than me. Doesn't enjoy giving me head (like never) or experimenting at all. Works in a restaurant and doesn't seem to have much more going than that.

4. Girl number 4 is the hottest of them all. Nice big round behind and her rack puts fake tits to shame. Pretty sexual but has only ever been with two dudes (her ex boyfriend and some dude in between us), so she always says how big my person is (probably due to lack of exposure, since mine isn't even big). She has two dogs that she loves and I friggin hate. She'll stop mid-darn if they whine too much at the door, it's a total piss off. Like she has a facebook page for EACH dog, it's ridiculous. She's not very funny but thinks she is. I like her a lot when she's not talking. She works at some chic bake shop so she is amazing in the kitchen and always willing to cook me up something.

5. This girl is TALLLL, like the same height as I am, maybe an inch shorter. She has big assets to go with her tall frame which I really love (nice big firm titties and a good behind to go with them). She is funny and I enjoy hanging out with her because it seems as if she really cares about me. Doesn't have much sexual experience so she's not freaky but is definitely sensitive (love the way she plays with my balls!). I have to coax her into trying new stuff. I've brought this girl around my friends and she was shy but nice and not embarrassing lol. Goes to university, though not for an amazingly scholarly degree. We go on dates and I genuinely have fun.

6. This girl is chunky, if not fat. I hooked up with her for the first time wayyyyy back in the day when she was skinnier and she was good with her hands/mouth so we reconnected in the summer randomly, where she was much bigger. I'd be embarrassed to be seen with her in public by someone I knew but I still go out with her a lot because she's nice, genuine, and nowhere near trashy like some of the others. Goes to college for interior design and she's always willing to help me with laundry and other chores. Doesn't cook. Likely too fat to be in serious contention but she looks great when she's sucking my person (pretty face) so I dunno.

7. Girl number 7 is new... haven't had sex with her yet but she's a really good kisser so I hope that translates over to the sack. She's a lot older than me but has a sick job with an investing firm... but doesn't shower me with love (gifts) from it lol. She's really fit; small boobs and better abs than me with a huge round behind. She is super skinny/tiny up top, but soooooo thick in the bottom. It's really a unique body. Face is cute. Don't know about cooking but she's open to going to concerts I like and enjoys photography which is kinda cool.

8. This girl is only on the list for her amazing tits and enthusiasm over sports. Sucks a pretty good person but cant deepthroat (still goes hard in the cut). She's kind of too much like a boy... except for her body. Easy to hangout with and likes to get drunk. I think I'll just keep her as a sports/blowjob buddy for as long as possible.

To be honest, there's a few others such as
- a little sex kitten with a bf that lives in another city that is super cute and loves to darn, and we get along great... but she's not willing to bail on her bf for god knows what reason.
- a girl I hooked up with before she got a boyfriend but has since broke up with him but still won't give me the time of day because I didn't date her last time/thinks I'm a player.
- my ex, which is always trouble. Old flames die hard though.

Or I could wait, good things come to those who wait, right?

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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

How nice. Posts actual pics of a girls who 'like to deepthroat', 'swallow', and 'take it in the behind'. It's not like someone they know might see them. It's only the internet.