Posted:
#26
The all new Taurus hybrid,piss,beer and petroleum powered!
Week 35 - BetJamaica's Caption this Photo Contest
Posted:
#28
1). "Oh, that Mortie is such a figure! Ever since his gas pump icon on the dashboard broke down, he has to stop every 5 miles to check the fuel status. If his pecker ain't reaching the gas, than he must refuel. "
2). "I've been telling my husband for fifty years: Sylvester, would it kill you to use some lube every once in a while? He finally listens now, but we must have sex with a fire extinguisher near the bed for when the things really heat up "
3). "Hey, Mommy! Grandpa said he's gonna show us how to make fire only through friction !"
4). After soliciting the services of a 200$ hooker, a man from Prescott,Arizona got so mad that his penis wouldn't perform that he decided to drawn the bastard. In a hurry to do so, he didn't have the patience to wait for his tub to fill with water and went straight for the gas from his car's tank.
5). " Poor Tom is so worried that people might say about him he's pissing against the wind that even when outside tries to find a shelter for his number 1 need"
6). "My neighbor has this silly impression that sex the 69 way is when he fills up the gas tank of his car with 69$ worth of gas. "
2). "I've been telling my husband for fifty years: Sylvester, would it kill you to use some lube every once in a while? He finally listens now, but we must have sex with a fire extinguisher near the bed for when the things really heat up "
3). "Hey, Mommy! Grandpa said he's gonna show us how to make fire only through friction !"
4). After soliciting the services of a 200$ hooker, a man from Prescott,Arizona got so mad that his penis wouldn't perform that he decided to drawn the bastard. In a hurry to do so, he didn't have the patience to wait for his tub to fill with water and went straight for the gas from his car's tank.
5). " Poor Tom is so worried that people might say about him he's pissing against the wind that even when outside tries to find a shelter for his number 1 need"
6). "My neighbor has this silly impression that sex the 69 way is when he fills up the gas tank of his car with 69$ worth of gas. "
Posted:
#29
1). "Oh, that Mortie is such a figure! Ever since his gas pump icon on the dashboard broke down, he has to stop every 5 miles to check the fuel status. If his pecker ain't reaching the gas, than he must refuel. "
2). "I've been telling my husband for fifty years: Sylvester, would it kill you to use some lube every once in a while? He finally listens now, but we must have sex with a fire extinguisher near the bed for when the things really heat up "
3). "Hey, Mommy! Grandpa said he's gonna show us how to make fire only through friction !"
4). After soliciting the services of a 200$ hooker, a man from Prescott,Arizona got so mad that his penis wouldn't perform that he decided to drawn the bastard. In a hurry to do so, he didn't have the patience to wait for his tub to fill with water and went straight for the gas from his car's tank.
5). " Poor Tom is so worried that people might say about him he's pissing against the wind that even when outside tries to find a shelter for his number 1 need"
6). "My neighbor has this silly impression that sex the 69 way is when he fills up the gas tank of his car with 69$ worth of gas. "
2). "I've been telling my husband for fifty years: Sylvester, would it kill you to use some lube every once in a while? He finally listens now, but we must have sex with a fire extinguisher near the bed for when the things really heat up "
3). "Hey, Mommy! Grandpa said he's gonna show us how to make fire only through friction !"
4). After soliciting the services of a 200$ hooker, a man from Prescott,Arizona got so mad that his penis wouldn't perform that he decided to drawn the bastard. In a hurry to do so, he didn't have the patience to wait for his tub to fill with water and went straight for the gas from his car's tank.
5). " Poor Tom is so worried that people might say about him he's pissing against the wind that even when outside tries to find a shelter for his number 1 need"
6). "My neighbor has this silly impression that sex the 69 way is when he fills up the gas tank of his car with 69$ worth of gas. "
Posted:
#48
" Dammit Diane, I told you to watch Uncle Charlie, you know he has Alzheimer's,he's got into my beer and now he thinks my car is Aunt Betty",.
The couple immediately raced out side to stop the elderly gentlemen as they got close they heard a loud yell come out of Uncle Charlie "Giddyup old girl, Charlie's back in the saddle".
The couple immediately raced out side to stop the elderly gentlemen as they got close they heard a loud yell come out of Uncle Charlie "Giddyup old girl, Charlie's back in the saddle".
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