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Week 35 - BetJamaica's Caption this Photo Contest

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The all new Taurus hybrid,piss,beer and petroleum powered!
 
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Despite his wife's multiple warnings, Larry still refuses to use a coaster
 
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 1). "Oh, that Mortie is such a figure! Ever since his gas pump icon on the dashboard broke down, he has to stop every 5 miles to check the fuel status. If his pecker ain't reaching the gas, than he must refuel. "  
2).  "I've been telling my husband for fifty years: Sylvester, would it kill you to use some lube every once in a while? He finally listens now, but we must have sex with a fire extinguisher near the bed for when the things really heat up "
3). "Hey, Mommy! Grandpa said he's gonna show us how to make fire only through friction !"
4). After soliciting the services of a 200$ hooker, a man from Prescott,Arizona got so mad that his penis wouldn't perform  that he decided to drawn the bastard. In a hurry to do so, he didn't have the patience to wait for his tub to fill with water and went straight for the gas from his car's tank.
5). " Poor Tom is so worried that people might say about him he's pissing against the wind that even when outside tries to find a shelter for his number 1 need"
6). "My neighbor has this silly impression that sex the 69 way is when he fills up the gas tank of his car with 69$ worth of gas.  "
 
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 1). "Oh, that Mortie is such a figure! Ever since his gas pump icon on the dashboard broke down, he has to stop every 5 miles to check the fuel status. If his pecker ain't reaching the gas, than he must refuel. "  
2).  "I've been telling my husband for fifty years: Sylvester, would it kill you to use some lube every once in a while? He finally listens now, but we must have sex with a fire extinguisher near the bed for when the things really heat up "
3). "Hey, Mommy! Grandpa said he's gonna show us how to make fire only through friction !"
4). After soliciting the services of a 200$ hooker, a man from Prescott,Arizona got so mad that his penis wouldn't perform  that he decided to drawn the bastard. In a hurry to do so, he didn't have the patience to wait for his tub to fill with water and went straight for the gas from his car's tank.
5). " Poor Tom is so worried that people might say about him he's pissing against the wind that even when outside tries to find a shelter for his number 1 need"
6). "My neighbor has this silly impression that sex the 69 way is when he fills up the gas tank of his car with 69$ worth of gas.  "
 
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Posted: #30
  I apologize for the double post!
 
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Posted: #31
Spitzer you can only have one entry.   


Read the rules.
 
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Posted: #32
Fill 'er up with premium!
 
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Dr. Keovorkian took new position consulting men on how to deal with STDS, the results: this man euthanized his penis to cure the symptoms of herpes
 
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"Checkout my car, its the new Chevy box.  You can really fuck this thing.  Im going to try it from behind later".
 
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Posted: #35
"Hey hunnie, get out here and back the truck in, open the gas cap, and get the hell outta the way, this one's almost full!
 
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Posted: #36
Teach her to tell me not to piss on the lawn.
 
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Posted: #37
no more recession piss baby piss with natural resources
 
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Posted: #38

Quote Originally Posted by Spitzer:

  I apologize for the double post!

Double epic failure....

 
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Posted: #39
Here's a good way to save on gas!
 
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I HATE MY WIFE!
 
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Mom , Grandpa forgot to take his medicine again !!!!
 
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I'd rather screw a Ford than drive a Chevy.

 
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Posted: #43
I got her stuck and the old lady brought me another beer and a can of WD-40 and I was able to pull out in time for supper.
 
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'In his own defense. He only does this when hes drunk'
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave:

Double epic failure....



  Indeed! I guess I should of read the rules first. I'm sticking with only "Hey, Mommy! Grandpa said he's gonna show us how to make fire only through friction !"
 
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Quote Originally Posted by AceofKings:

Now that's thinking with your dipstick Jimmy!


 
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"Well Marge, you were right.  Premium is colder than the Regular we usually buy."
 
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Posted: #48
" Dammit Diane, I told you to watch Uncle Charlie, you know he has Alzheimer's,he's got into my beer and now he thinks my car is Aunt Betty",.
The couple immediately raced out side to stop the elderly gentlemen as they got close they heard a loud yell come out of Uncle Charlie  "Giddyup old girl, Charlie's back in the saddle".
 
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Posted: #49
Lost my House on the Cavs - but no worries I still have my second home and it even has a bathroom to boot!
 
 
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You said you like your Passat?

I thought you said you like your Piss Hot.
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