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Prospect
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Posted: #26
She could be the hottest chick in the western hemisphere -- but if it's my daughter, I'm wrapping her in a suit of armor and brewing her some hot chocolate. Would anyone simply hug the poor girl and tell her you missed her all her life?
 
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Posted: #27

If she looks like you, there should be now "f" ing way.

If she came looking for you as a Father, you should act that way.....

 

If she says something like "Mom always wanted your sperm, and so do I" there may be an opening for you...............

 
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Posted: #28

How exactly would you New York boys, that were having this enlightened anthropological debate, bring it up anyway?

Knock, knock...

"Hi Glen, I think you're my daddy"

"Hot-diggity...I'll be your sugar daddy any day. You are smokin' hot"

"No really. I'm sure you are my biological father"

"No time for semantics, dear. Wanna fuck??"

 
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Posted: #29

GD is fuckin gone when these threads top the board with obvious responses.

Garbage.

 
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Posted: #30
https://movieclips.com/watch/naked-gun-33-13-the-final-insult-1994/sperm-bank/ 
 
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Posted: #31
THEY LIED TO YOU. IM NOT YOUR FATHER!
 
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Posted: #32
Absolutely Not!!!    However you should be OK whacking off on her tits...
 
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Posted: #33
Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

Haven't you guys heard of pulling out?  Sheesh.



 
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Posted: #34

 

I dunno about this one

 

joe dirt style " your my sister, yout my sister".

 
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Posted: #35
Even if u did decide u wanted to fuck her, what makes u think a smoking hot girl 20-25 years younger would want to fuck u..........
 
 
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Posted: #36
    Only a Michigan fan could ask something this stupid.
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