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First, if asking the question offends anyone I apologize. My question is not meant to offend.

I was just thinking that if God is all knowledgeable there goes the pursuit of knowledge as a pass time. If God created the Earth and Heaven then there goes travel as a pass time.

Does he spend his day picking prayers to answer?

Does God have interests on other planets? Traveling around the Cosmos creating planets and animals?

Possible we are alone in the Cosmos and God spends his day figuring out what war will happen next, the location of the next earthquake and size of quake.

In my minds eye I could not see an all powerful being go from planet, people, and animal architect to couch potato.

Or possibly God is like a CEO attending board meeting with the angels pitching new ideas for the course of mankind.

Just curious...


 
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He watches reruns of Beverly Hills 90210 and hoping that Dylan can get his act together..
 
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He's working on his press release "Okay, so I'm not perfect. I'm sorry about mosquitos"

 
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Prolly golfs
 
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Are you a father ?  The 2 boys I have are enough to keep me occupied all the time. Try raising 7 billion people.
 
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He probably spends his days wondering why some humans are some dumb.  
 
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He looks for lineup cards for teams that I bet on and scratches players.
 
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He only watches at night.

Hence, I only jerk off during daylight hours.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

He looks for lineup cards for teams that I bet on and scratches players.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

He looks for lineup cards for teams that I bet on and scratches players.

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I like more to think of god as the universe itself... god/energy/mother nature does a good job of playing things out as they should to keep all of the life circles around us moving, everything circulates.  That's what the wind told me anyway. 
 
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getting stoned in the morning and drunk in the afternoon
 
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I saw him at the track on Monday.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by cubsin08:

I saw him at the track on Monday.



monday he was betting large on lousiville and the OVER 138
 
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GOD is a brotha!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Nhenley:

GOD is a brotha!
So he sleeps til noon?
 
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Bangs all the  hot angels.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Randisist:

First, if asking the question offends anyone I apologize. My question is not meant to offend.

I was just thinking that if God is all knowledgeable there goes the pursuit of knowledge as a pass time. If God created the Earth and Heaven then there goes travel as a pass time.

Does he spend his day picking prayers to answer?

Does God have interests on other planets? Traveling around the Cosmos creating planets and animals?

Possible we are alone in the Cosmos and God spends his day figuring out what war will happen next, the location of the next earthquake and size of quake.

In my minds eye I could not see an all powerful being go from planet, people, and animal architect to couch potato.

Or possibly God is like a CEO attending board meeting with the angels pitching new ideas for the course of mankind.

Just curious...



I count you had 4 questions of god in this thread today but i've had a few myself since 1995.  Actually, last month was the 18 year anniversary what's been going on in my head but i never have any answers.  What if god was one of us?  Just a slob like one of us?  just a stranger on the bus trying to make it home?  If god had a face what would it look like?  i don't know why but too many voices in my head say that god is great and god is good but i'm still not sure.
 
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We are God. 
 
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Human minds cannot begin to comprehend God's grandeur
 
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god does the best he can... its not about answering prayers... prayer is to have a connection with god...

god is everywhere at once so we are as close to him as other galaxies...

god is not a micro-manager... thinks big picture so he cant make everyone happy all the time...  plus he tries really hard and he doesnt always get it right...  I mean cut him some slack... no one is perfect...
 
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He watches Ray Lewis and is always ready to answer his prayers.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by joepa510:

He watches reruns of Beverly Hills 90210 and hoping that Dylan can get his act together..

That's only when he is not Keeping Up With The Kardashions and hoping Kim can one day date dudes that are not black.


It's rumored Gods internet reaction video posted on Youtube where he was filmed watching the leaked Ray-J sex tape was almost identical to peoples 2girlsin1cup reactions
 
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I would think god would be down with the swirl...
 
 
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He grew a lot since then dl...
He's giving the Almighty D to Tyra Banks now. There is no other explanation for Tyra's extreme "I'm the shiiit" confidence.
Now God says that once you go black, you never go back....
While tyra now says that once you get heavenly dong, you can do no wrong.
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