What saying do you use most, have heard or remember someone saying and you liked it?

"A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it's not worth it."

"Anyone who doesn't think there are two sides to an argument is probably in one."

"Creditors have better memories than debtors."

"Do what you think is right in your heart. You'll be criticized anyway."

"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."

"Everything is funny, as long as it is happening to someone else."

"He who dies with the most toys is still dead."

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." 

"I have a new philosophy, I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

"I never let my schooling interfere with my education."

"I refuse to enter a battle of wits with an unarmed man."

"If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him."

"If at first you don't succeed, you're about average."

"It is better to swallow words than to have to eat them later." 

"Most people aim at nothing in life and hit it with amazing accuracy."

look at the shitter on that critter

she's got an ass like a mad wasp

she;s built like a brich shithouse

grinning like a rat eating cheese

slippery as snot on a brass doorknob

hotter than a blistered box in a pepper patch

If you're waiting on me, you're backing up

today is the first day of the rest of your life

hotter than a cat covering up shit on a hot tin roof

full of piss and vinegar

shaking like a dog shitting a peach seed

dont let your alligator mouth override your chicken shit ass

boy, you'll go blind if you keep doing that

because I said so

harder than a preachers prick

"Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day"

Confucious

"Gettin' Old ain't for Sissies"

Rare as a sweet smellin' asshole.

Forgot who the poster was in here but he said...

"play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

Love it.

Btw, this is a strrong candidate for thread of the year...imo.

"The only time you worry about a soldier is when he stops bitching"