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Strange as in Shrimp is obliging to hot chicks.
 
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Control = Make me an omelette

Confidence = How about an omelette?

 
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Dude, I can't get laid anyway so stop
 
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Although I got an email address two hours ago at the grocery store

Actually gave it some effort...............

She wanted a Riesling and I talked her into a Pinot Grigio.......... She was fighting it and I gave her the options..........

 
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Bitch almost ran me down in the parking lot and then got out and apoligized..... We ended up in the wine shop
 
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Shrimp made a stand.  And won the battle!

 
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Now with any luck, the both of you will end up on Shrimp's temper-pedic?
 
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Shrimp was in control of the situation.
 
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Dude....... I  put the full court on this one.

We had the desserts all picked out and shit in the grocery store. 

The objection was she was afraid she'd end up missing or in a freezer.  She was not used to being hit on in a grocery store.

It was actually comical. 

 
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This was like 3 hours ago just to see if I still had game
 
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Shrimp put his Chucks down!

Remaining question is will Shrimp be on the bottom or top later on the temper-pedic?

 
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She panicked and meanwhile.............. a MILF ten feet away was showing off her toenail paint.

Dude............. chicks are complicated

 
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Shrimp rarely gets aggressive with chicks but actually did a few hours ago.

Normally, just hang back and see who knocks on the door.

But a little prospecting from time to time is good.

 
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I know. I married one.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by kickinA:

I know. I married one.

 
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Fried hasn't been laid in months............ it's all just a game.

And I'm too busy to play it.

But every now and then you see something?

 
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The bad news is you only fall in love 1.4 times in your life.

The good news is that you fall in love 1.4 times in your life.

 
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In the meantime.............. nutting wrong with hanging out with chicks as friends.

Will keep the shit in check  hanging out with gals.

 
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And of course you can bang them and still hang out.

 

 
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It's more than awkward when you are in ur 20s but when past 40........ it's natural
 
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Quote Originally Posted by FriedShrimp:

Fried hasn't been laid in months............ it's all just a game.

And I'm too busy to play it.

But every now and then you see something?

Precisely a good reason why Shrimp shouldn't be picking up all the tabs.

 
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Even hospitality has to have a limit.
 
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Okay............... got one

Banging 2 in the same office simultaneously with sort of relationship.

Picked up a receptionist in the elevator and let's call it three.

Ya........... Go Fried

 
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Chick #1 knew something was up when..........

Fried would go to the park bench on his lunch break

Dude.......... it was a VERY happy ending...................

They got along

 
 
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Menage-a-Shrimp?
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