2014 season long MLB thread

Read this and i am forgetting so many more... but add today to the list baby!!! 

at least i am going to Queens tonight to bang my girl... but that is nothing to me i been doing it for so long... i just wish this curse streak would fuckking end..   i am back to my online book just did a moneygram and dropping a K play on my fav college football game tommorow...   Check out my season long NCAA THREAD to check it out..  i got $200 and change left before i max out this week with the bookie..  

i mean sure i am betting a lot but each of these fuckkings is a $1000 swing minimum... imagine if i just won half of them? it's unreal to lose them all.. 

the law of averages?  the breaks even out?  FUCKK off anyone who tells me that...  i wouldn't wish this luck on my worst enemy...  my capping is fine i mean everyone else has to get a clutch hit or two to win a bet...  

If i was getting blown out making shitt bets i wouldnt say a word except make fun of myself and say how bad i suckk, but when it's one fuckking after another it is disheartining to say the least.

thank u for realizing this..  i mean anyone who thinks i am complaining too much go through this thread and see how many bad losses i have had compared to close wins...  it's no joke around 50 bad losses and 3 comeback wins maybe less even.. i can't remember the last time i came back even from a one run deficit.

i cant score with the rays last thursday first and third no outs in the bottom of the 9th of a 0-0 game..

i cant score tuesday with the brewers in a tie game and bases loaded no outs in the 8th

I have the ASSblows at the Phillies up 5-2 bottom of the 8th... 2 outs bases loaded and RYAN HOWARD hits a grand slam with a 3-2 count

I have Cubs at Blow jays under 8 the other night its 2-1 bottom of 8th and BAUTISTA clears the bases with 2 outs

I have the RAYS up 4-0 on the shitt yanks and the yanks win 8-5 (don't even consider that a bad loss)

RAYS AT YANKS under last night... Cobb is throwing no hitter through 8 and yanks pull 5 runs out of there a$$

and so many more.. KROD 2-0 home vs mets and hit, hit, homer

And now today... okay, i cant score guys on first and third no outs or bases loaded no outs and yet i lose on a walk, hit by pitch and then walk and then a two out basehit to rub it in my fuckking face.

I got my $200 and change left with the bookie before i retire forever with him....  I am not the type to quit but i wave the flag now and quit.. the luck never changes..

on to football online betting with my book

i cant even stomach the games bro... 

i took cincy -9.5 in college football for $220/$200   i got $38 bucks left before i max with my book if they lose.

figure maybe they cover and i survive at least for another bet.

i loaded up my youwager account and have one of my patented K plays tommorow... 

before u laugh i had 12K+ all sport profit going into this baseball season...  switching to the bookie was idiotic and it probably led to this cursed luck streak..    all of that profit was from betting with bovada or youwager ironcially... 

now sure, i lost back aroudn half of that with the fuckking bookie mostly... but at least i kick him to the curb and up around 6K overall the last 18+ months of betting...  still the most sickening two weeks i ever experienced with all the close losses and never getting a big hit  and always giving one up etc.

like always tho i show up like a man no matter what.  

i can't even look at a baseball game right now tho to be honest..  who knows how i will think come monday when the football is done with this weekend...  but i gotta hit my Texas Tech bet and then can enjoy my NFL sunday...   bases is a disaster..

you guys thought i was being dramatic lol... i was not.. i just knew i was going to lose a close game because i always do, and figured at least let u guys get a few laughs out of my misery.

0-1 -$500 day

single play record 210-195-7 -$4520

parlays 23-94 -$1053

fading the Yankees the rest of the season Is as easy as it gets

Between NFL now being a disaster and college foot not much better, and this mlb run I am not sure what to do anymore.  I only got about $700 of my all sports profit of 12K since april 2013 left...

what a freaking disgrace i am...  i admit i almost scared to bet anymore.  go check out my NFL season long thread and make fun of me if u want because it's very sad.

9/15/14

Enough of this curse... the comeback begins tonight... I am FINALLY going to get the big hits and break this trend of losing every close game...  

Chicago Cubs (-110) $550/$500

Yes, i am backing Travis Wood who has been possibly the worst pitcher in the league this year...  He throws well tonight against the enemic Reds tho and the Cubs hit Simon enough to get the W.

Tampa Bay Rays (-110) $550/$500

They rocked Capuano last week but then couldn't score after the 4 in the first inning... i lost that game with the Rays of course.... time to win tonight tho..

2-0 +$1000 night by nights end..    enough of this $hit negative thinking... maybe that is why i lose every close game... 

bol all lets BREAK THE CURSE