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Hello lovers and liars,
Today I am going on a moose extermination rampage. These creatures, though often majestic, have overpopulated the North American continent and are threatening the lettuce stock which rail-thin south Californians so desperately need for their 20 calorie/day diet. In fear that we might one day have to adopt a moose rather than a friendly canine at our local humane shelter, I have devised 5 magical picks that will dissolve our furry friend's antlers. Enjoy.
Today I am going on a moose extermination rampage. These creatures, though often majestic, have overpopulated the North American continent and are threatening the lettuce stock which rail-thin south Californians so desperately need for their 20 calorie/day diet. In fear that we might one day have to adopt a moose rather than a friendly canine at our local humane shelter, I have devised 5 magical picks that will dissolve our furry friend's antlers. Enjoy.
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, now them's good eatin'. 
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