Alot of peeps are aggressively pounding the Blue Jays while violently waving their Toronto flags as they sing O Canada on every balcony in North America. I guess the Royals are going to graciously accept being swept by the raggedy Astros and walk through Canadian Customs with the intention of bending over and allowing Toronto to extend their win streak to double digits huh?
Customs and Immigration Officer Walter Smith: Purpose of the trip sir?
Billy Butler: to walk into Rogers Center and get railed by the hottest team in baseball and get thrown into Lake Ontario without a life jacket while Canadians stand on the shore and point and laugh at my 250 lb frame trying to tread water.
Customs and Immigration Officer Walter Smith: Alright sir, please proceed.
Meanwhile in Kansas, people are already talking about college basketball while they load another rack of baby back ribs onto the grill as they witness another tornado touchdown in the horizon. In Vegas, every tourist claims that they are from Canada (born and raised) as they sport their Jose Bautista jerseys and waltz into Wynn to make a $12K bet on the Jays, while Phandi Haquoon prepares curry chicken at the buffet in an accelerated manner after discovering that the food will be complimentary all day long.
Fakooki can't catch a break as he watches another ball fly out of the opened roof Rogers Center and knock the gyro right out of his hand as he is about to serve a customer. "Edwin is on Fiyaaaa!" yells a teenager as he violent pumps Calvin Harris on his beats by Dre headphones (that is so loud it can be heard by pedestrians walking by). Bombquesha walks by and yanks the headphones out of the kid's ears in disgust, shaking her head, and claiming that music has been dead ever since Paul Wall and Chamillionaire fell out of the top 40....as she grimaces with her gold grills on..but no one cares because, the whole world is on Toronto and Vegas will be filing for bankruptcy within the next 3-5 business days.
Always an awesome read.....KC it is
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