It really doesn't get much easier than this my fellow degenerate cappers. While the Yankees haven't had a quality Start from anybody for seven straight games now, the Boston Red Sox have been blasting their way to the highest Runs Scored total in the Majors.
A very lethal and dangerous weapon takes the mound tonight as Chris Sale is coming off his second straight quality start after whiffing 22 batters. For the Yankees, the horror story just gets worse and worse.
When the Yankees finally limp out of Beantown sometime very early next morning, their 11 game lead over Boston will have dwindled to 7. And has anybody noticed the Yankees have played 6 more home games than road tilts? It just keeps getting worse and worse for these Yankees. Like standing on the train tracks with a big train barreling down and a lump in your throat while you're trying to untie your stuck shoe to run away somewhere. Anywhere.
The Play: Red Sox -166 FG for the Sweep.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
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It really doesn't get much easier than this my fellow degenerate cappers. While the Yankees haven't had a quality Start from anybody for seven straight games now, the Boston Red Sox have been blasting their way to the highest Runs Scored total in the Majors.
A very lethal and dangerous weapon takes the mound tonight as Chris Sale is coming off his second straight quality start after whiffing 22 batters. For the Yankees, the horror story just gets worse and worse.
When the Yankees finally limp out of Beantown sometime very early next morning, their 11 game lead over Boston will have dwindled to 7. And has anybody noticed the Yankees have played 6 more home games than road tilts? It just keeps getting worse and worse for these Yankees. Like standing on the train tracks with a big train barreling down and a lump in your throat while you're trying to untie your stuck shoe to run away somewhere. Anywhere.
Oops....you’re not quite the capper you should be. Good luck, but unwise to bet the Sox right now....maybe wait for a 2 game losing streak, but you like big action and you will live for a day, but die by the week.
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Oops....you’re not quite the capper you should be. Good luck, but unwise to bet the Sox right now....maybe wait for a 2 game losing streak, but you like big action and you will live for a day, but die by the week.
No reason Boston doesn't complete the shellacking of New York. The vibes are just too strong to believe otherwise unless you're a Yankee fan or you subscribe to the anti sweep theory.
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No reason Boston doesn't complete the shellacking of New York. The vibes are just too strong to believe otherwise unless you're a Yankee fan or you subscribe to the anti sweep theory.
No reason Boston doesn't complete the shellacking of New York. The vibes are just too strong to believe otherwise unless you're a Yankee fan or you subscribe to the anti sweep theory.
I’m a Sox fan through and through, but I know this isn’t the night to bet on them. If you were betting against the Yanks for the last month you are broke....Yanks or no play, that’s sound financial advice.
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Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:
No reason Boston doesn't complete the shellacking of New York. The vibes are just too strong to believe otherwise unless you're a Yankee fan or you subscribe to the anti sweep theory.
I’m a Sox fan through and through, but I know this isn’t the night to bet on them. If you were betting against the Yanks for the last month you are broke....Yanks or no play, that’s sound financial advice.
Oops....you’re not quite the capper you should be. Good luck, but unwise to bet the Sox right now....maybe wait for a 2 game losing streak, but you like big action and you will live for a day, but die by the week.
Listen Rook, you don't wait for losing streaks and THEN bet. YOU BET THE WINNING STREAK or YOU DON'T BET AT ALL
GEEEEEZUS H. KRIEST... GAMBLING 101.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
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Quote Originally Posted by mcbremps:
Oops....you’re not quite the capper you should be. Good luck, but unwise to bet the Sox right now....maybe wait for a 2 game losing streak, but you like big action and you will live for a day, but die by the week.
Listen Rook, you don't wait for losing streaks and THEN bet. YOU BET THE WINNING STREAK or YOU DON'T BET AT ALL
Listen Rook, you don't wait for losing streaks and THEN bet. YOU BET THE WINNING STREAK or YOU DON'T BET AT ALL
GEEEEEZUS H. KRIEST... GAMBLING 101.
Haha! I’ve been gambling since you were wearing short pants. Have you ever done a season break down of ESPN games? Why not shut it down after last nights win? You’re not smart enough to argue with, but you are dumb enough to try.
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:
Listen Rook, you don't wait for losing streaks and THEN bet. YOU BET THE WINNING STREAK or YOU DON'T BET AT ALL
GEEEEEZUS H. KRIEST... GAMBLING 101.
Haha! I’ve been gambling since you were wearing short pants. Have you ever done a season break down of ESPN games? Why not shut it down after last nights win? You’re not smart enough to argue with, but you are dumb enough to try.
Haha! I’ve been gambling since you were wearing short pants. Have you ever done a season break down of ESPN games? Why not shut it down after last nights win? You’re not smart enough to argue with, but you are dumb enough to try.
I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid... I thought you already knew.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
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Quote Originally Posted by mcbremps:
Haha! I’ve been gambling since you were wearing short pants. Have you ever done a season break down of ESPN games? Why not shut it down after last nights win? You’re not smart enough to argue with, but you are dumb enough to try.
I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid... I thought you already knew.
I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid... I thought you already knew.
Lol that's a great line I will remember.But laying -165 on any Mlb game isn't very bright.I'm on Yanks +165 myself.0-0 after one we will see.Good luck the rest of the way
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:
I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid... I thought you already knew.
Lol that's a great line I will remember.But laying -165 on any Mlb game isn't very bright.I'm on Yanks +165 myself.0-0 after one we will see.Good luck the rest of the way
If the Yanks win this, I'm going to take a couple Ambiens and sleep on the railroad tracks tonight to just end all the madness.
Make sure it's an active rail road track. Not one of those abandoned/no longer in service tracks. When people try to kill themselves and they fail at it..
-Point the gun up, not to the BACK of your head when putting the gun in your mouth..
-Cut in an upward direction with your wrists, not across it..
And so on.......
"Schrödinger's bet." A bet that loses when you bet it but wins when you DON'T bet it...
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Quote Originally Posted by UglyKidJoe:
If the Yanks win this, I'm going to take a couple Ambiens and sleep on the railroad tracks tonight to just end all the madness.
Make sure it's an active rail road track. Not one of those abandoned/no longer in service tracks. When people try to kill themselves and they fail at it..
-Point the gun up, not to the BACK of your head when putting the gun in your mouth..
-Cut in an upward direction with your wrists, not across it..
Make sure it's an active rail road track. Not one of those abandoned/no longer in service tracks. When people try to kill themselves and they fail at it..
-Point the gun up, not to the BACK of your head when putting the gun in your mouth..
-Cut in an upward direction with your wrists, not across it..
And so on.......
That is some great advice and this is an entertaining thread
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Quote Originally Posted by TheSquare:
Make sure it's an active rail road track. Not one of those abandoned/no longer in service tracks. When people try to kill themselves and they fail at it..
-Point the gun up, not to the BACK of your head when putting the gun in your mouth..
-Cut in an upward direction with your wrists, not across it..
And so on.......
That is some great advice and this is an entertaining thread
Make sure it's an active rail road track. Not one of those abandoned/no longer in service tracks. When people try to kill themselves and they fail at it..
-Point the gun up, not to the BACK of your head when putting the gun in your mouth..
-Cut in an upward direction with your wrists, not across it..
And so on.......
You guys are not only helpful with the picks, but with other good advice too.
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Quote Originally Posted by TheSquare:
Make sure it's an active rail road track. Not one of those abandoned/no longer in service tracks. When people try to kill themselves and they fail at it..
-Point the gun up, not to the BACK of your head when putting the gun in your mouth..
-Cut in an upward direction with your wrists, not across it..
And so on.......
You guys are not only helpful with the picks, but with other good advice too.
Come on Boston, win this. I don't want to get run over by a barreling train, shoot myself in the head, and slit my wrist at the same time. That's worse than making a bad pick.
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Come on Boston, win this. I don't want to get run over by a barreling train, shoot myself in the head, and slit my wrist at the same time. That's worse than making a bad pick.
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