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@camby700

Did Mavs come up head or tails?  

@MalcolmBrogdon

 Thanks. I’m gonna look into this. Might be the perfect fade. 

one thing we sure as fugg DONT desire is 357 plays a day leaking juice all over the fuggin place..basically donating money to the books through pure pig-headed stupidity in not knowing that playing every game is precisely what odds-makers would like the public to do.

Based on analystics, Gurus max max plays have hit around 65%. Open Sesame is close to 50%. Not sure about no limit plays. I'm sure Guru has a system and is very careful when giving max max plays 

you’re sure huh? 

This wasn’t a serious question but sarcasm at its finest. Max and no limit mean the same thing so spare me the BS. If you tell someone no limit then that’s the same as saying to max bet something. 

@Kash_Money

 I get it though.

Max, max, max 65 percent

max, max 45 percent

max 35 percent

open sesame 25 percent

no limit 15 percent

This makes more sense now. 

@SuperSlapem

 U have been better than Guru lately. This guy guru has a large stick up his arshhhh. I think he needs to

lookk deeper to find better picks lately

Lets get it back Guru!

I think you meant to say “dig deeper”

@SuperSlapem

 Pretty easy to kick someone when they’re down yeah? 
show a little class 

I tried but I got no respect. Now I gotta expose this fraudulent capper and his eeny meeny miny mo picks for what they are. 

@SuperSlapem

Why do you need respect from anonymous broke degenerate gamblers online?

Small hands and feet syndrome?

He’s either blazing hot or ice cold. Know when to tail or fade and you’ll make some money reading his threads. I still think he’s trying to go tout eventually 

Who are you referring to?

@Ruby664

Wasn’t kicking him down. Just pointing a few things out. He usually responds better when you kick him down anyway so that means a winner could be on its way. Stay tuned. 

@packersbackers

I didn’t really try bro. Only syndrome I have is big kcid syndrome. 

class??class??we talking about a guy that has fabricated a fantasy life for himself on the interwebz complete with "beautiful wife,house and kids" who desperately,desperately needs validation and attention from strangers to the point where he pretends to be some elite gambling god.and literally has himself convinced that he is good and another guy,guru,is bad when the EXACT OPPOSITE IS IN FACT TRUE.

and you expect class?

Guruman you will be back I know it. I thought my ex wife was lost forever in the carpathian forest, happiest 2 days of my life until bitch came back with 2 pelts of black bears. If that wild ex wife could do that, I know my Guru will be sniping from long range with sheer vengeance soon. Gurunation always be there for Guru

no we’re talking about Superslapem who’s been here for 15+ years and has seen Guru’s posts since the beginning of time and knows that it all comes crumbling down. Name one year Guru ended the season well. It usually ends very similar to the way it’s going now on a 2-10 run but much worse. I’m just here to warn those who care about their financial situation that this doesn’t end well and never has. But if Guru can turn this around by seasons end I’ll applaud him. 

rofl

@DaGuruMan

 Hey Guru why do u only post underdogs? Do u ever post favorites? You better pick a winner tonight because Slapem is making u his little biaaaatccchh lately

yep,and it would be 11-0 runs non-stop if it wasnt for all the rig-jobs,right?

why on earth is it so upsetting to you what another member does here??if youre the king of the fuccin gambling universe like you claim to be what possible effect could this guys winning or losing have on you?as far as i know he aint ever been anywhere near your threads or commented to you...you got an inferiority complex or what??itty-bitty pecker?