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my girl and i usually watch the fight together. i had to do that alone. on sunday we have a breakfast tradition - she makes crepes and scrambled eggs, i whip up the bacon or sausage.  none of that happened today. i feel like a putz.
 
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Posted: #27
I would hit her back. That's totally uncalled for.
 
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SHE CALLED!!!!!!! SHE'S COMING OVER IN ABOUT 3 HOURS TO CLEAR THE AIR!!! gotta shower and shave and get some turkey bacon fried up.  maybe she'll be calm enough and we can bet on tonite's baseball game.
 
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She never came...I think she's scrweing with me head.
 
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Posted: #30
i think you should call a psychiatrist.
 
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Posted: #31
Quote Originally Posted by ShinobiStafford:

she's all too real. no that is not her in my avatar.  as i've said before i don't even like women with big hooters!!!
 
i'm going to write an email and send it.  after i figure out my pick for today.

Now I know he is lying.

(Not just because that is crazy talk but because he chose one for his freaking avatar!)

 
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i don't know if this is true or not... but if it were true (for any man out there)... any chick who would kick you in the nuts for any reason (let alone a fucking retarded ass reason like that!) is a chick you should be happy to have out of your life...
 
no chick (I MEAN NONE) is worth getting miserable over... trust me!  there is always another chick that will make you just as happy... even tho you're thinking she's the only chick in the world right now... a year from now you'll barely remember her name...
 
get over it!  with your nuts in ice you have bigger problems than a bitch that doesn't know where the line is drawn...
 
 
but again... it's probably all bullshit!
 
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Posted: #33
Quote Originally Posted by ShinobiStafford:

maybe she'll be calm enough and we can bet on tonite's baseball game.


dude, you have a problem
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ShinobiStafford:

i've hit 4 in a row but i have nothing to be happy about. 
 
my girl and i both like sports action.  she has lost 6 of her last 8.  i was explaining to her that instead of "making predictions", which is what she does, if she used fundamentals of sound capping like i do, she'd have a better record.  she said "hey that chick on tv is falling out of her shirt".  i turned around to look and she swift kicked me in the karnaks.  she said "the power of prediction wouldve told me to wear a cup!! f*@# off loser!!" and she stormed out.
 
I haven't seen her since and i'm sitting with a cold gel pack on my junk.  what do i do?  i don't wanna loser her




hey man fuck that bitch, i used to talk about other girls tits with my ex before i kicked her out of my house....and she didnt mind, find much more tolerant one
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ShinobiStafford:

SHE CALLED!!!!!!! SHE'S COMING OVER IN ABOUT 3 HOURS TO CLEAR THE AIR!!! gotta shower and shave and get some turkey bacon fried up.  maybe she'll be calm enough and we can bet on tonite's baseball game.

 


fuckin awesome






 
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Posted: #37
feel sorry for u dude...
 
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it's day 3.  i didn't go in to work today, i couldn't.  i told my boss i think i have swine flu like symptoms and they told me to take all the time i need.  i'm scraggly.  i haven't showered.  i just cant believe she diddnt come over. im gonna write an email to her. i cant even think straight. i've lost my last 2 bets.  help me please
 
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Posted: #39
Quote Originally Posted by BurningPlanet26:

Now I know he is lying.

(Not just because that is crazy talk but because he chose one for his freaking avatar!)

the girl in my avatar reminds me of an ex that dumped me. its probably the reason i dont trust big hooters and a smile!!
 
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Posted: #40
man, you don't need help!  you need to realize how lucky you are to have gotten rid of a psycho bitch like that!
 
seriously!
 
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Posted: #41
your nuts may be paying for it now, but they'll have the rest of your life to thank you for it...
 
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ice what you say makes sense. its just my heart man.  i was probably going to ask her to marry me in the next 5 years.  my mother said she's coming over today to talk some sense into me.  i'm not going in to work today either.  but i'm gonna at least take a shower.
 
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Posted: #43
Quote Originally Posted by ShinobiStafford:

help me please

 

She's doing fine.  I just poured her a glass of OJ, and she'll be getting out of bed in a minute.  She said she likes the Cavs tonight -11.5.   

 
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Losing with the Lake show, even when I had -3 on a teaser is worse than losing a girl! Phil Jackson says, "We couldn't have played any worse." Why on MY dime?! No more NBA for me. Playoff game and a team doesn't show up and throws up terrible shots like the Bulls the night before.

Haven't you learned by now that all relationships are fleeting. Life's an illusion man. Life is but a dream. Just go find a new "dream" girl.

Besides it sounds to me like you're just playing around here, testing your writing skills. Not bad either. Better than the afternoon soap opera.
 
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you'll get over it, man... learn this lesson from this though, or you will be doomed to repeat it: no girl is worth getting your heart broken up over... they are a dime a dozen and i mean that with all my heart... for every woman you think is the end-all-be-all there are literally millions more just as good or better... millions...
 
so who gives a shit about this chick?  you should have been getting tired of her by now anyway...
 
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I will be following this system
 
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hahaha this is real ?
dude you need a big winner to forget everything,pick 5 in parley and call the girl in the avatar........


 
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Quote Originally Posted by DannoDanger:

 

She's doing fine.  I just poured her a glass of OJ, and she'll be getting out of bed in a minute.  She said she likes the Cavs tonight -11.5.   




 
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Posted: #49
Dude try calling mom;  wish her a Happy Mother day and seeing that if you have the heart of her MOM you may even get with Mom
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ShinobiStafford:

i've hit 4 in a row but i have nothing to be happy about. 
 
my girl and i both like sports action.  she has lost 6 of her last 8.  i was explaining to her that instead of "making predictions", which is what she does, if she used fundamentals of sound capping like i do, she'd have a better record.  she said "hey that chick on tv is falling out of her shirt".  i turned around to look and she swift kicked me in the karnaks.  she said "the power of prediction wouldve told me to wear a cup!! f*@# off loser!!" and she stormed out.
 
I haven't seen her since and i'm sitting with a cold gel pack on my junk.  what do i do?  i don't wanna loser her

lol obviously you are doing this for attention but ill go with it.. The effort is there. You cant possibly believe that people would buy it though right? bad bluff.

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