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If you bet on TWolves, Bobcats, or Hawks tonight....Here's what I want you to do

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Take your clothes off.  Go straight to the bathroom mirror.  Look at yourself.  Tuck your penis in between your legs, and do a "silence of the lambs" pose.  Cause betting on these bad teams, in these situations, will have your pen is cut off after tonight.  You will forever be known as the guy who bet on Bobcats, TWolves, and Hawks...The dikless wanderer..Then, I want you to spit at the mirror, spit at yourself for even taking bad teams.

 

Then, I want you to go to your wallet, take a hundred dollar bill, fold it in half......After you take a dump, wipe your as s with it....Because that's what the Bobcats have been doing to everyone who bets on them......

Good luck betting on bad teams, at the end, or beginning, of their road or home stands....

 
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how do you feel about the hawks line moving down a full point to -9 even though the public is backing the nuggets?
 
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All three of those teams I mentioned may cover tonight...That's not the point.

 

The point is this:  Stay away from bad teams......And yes, Hawks are not a good team...

 
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Not a good team, but defiantly capable of scoring.
 
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LOL reading this!!
 
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Hahaha Narco you are hilarious man. Love it man.
 
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Hahaha I agree with cashin....and with your picks tonight I put those in right when the lines came out last night. Blazers and nuggets should both roll easily.
 
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Stfu. Nothing better to do after your losing streak so you make stupid posts like this. Why don't you go cap some games and help the people tailing your pathetic *SS get their money back. Now that you realize its not all about the refs, you quit playing totals? Lame.
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I bet two out of these three squads cover tonight.
 
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if I didn't bet any of the 3 can I still tuck it in?
 
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The Hawks aren't a bad team, but betting on them tonight might not be the smartest thing. 
 
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This is why your threads attract trolls.
 
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I will be hitting the hawks hard after my Twolves spread and ML comes in...
 
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fading..  taking dogs tonight! 
 
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what if your d\ck is too big to tuck?
 
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I can add in for him, for the end of the post:

"And if you lose...? Just cry out to the Gods, 'It Was Riiiiiiiiiiigged! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' 

I think he accidentally forgot that part, but if you read plenty of his other nonsense, you'll see that as well.
 
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wrap it around ur leg..   that's what I do..
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Champ_Iz_Here:

what if your d\ck is too big to tuck?

Cut it in half....

 
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Jazz   Over
Hawks  Under
Heats   Under
Magics  Under
Bobcats  Under

because i am King of totals
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Cardinals702:

if I didn't bet any of the 3 can I still tuck it in?

LOL!!!

 
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Twolves may even win tonight! I am playing them ml 0.5 unit and 1 unit on spread +10 now.
 
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[Quote: Originally Posted by Narco]

Tuck your penis in between your legs, and do a "silence of the lambs" pose. You will forever be known as the guy who bet on Bobcats, TWolves, and Hawks...The dikless wanderer..Then, I want you to spit at the mirror, spit at yourself for even taking bad teams. Then, I want you to go to your wallet, take a hundred dollar bill, fold it in half......Quote]

 
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A Covers "Tuck Dance" reference!  I've seen it all!!

I wanted to give the hose to Narco previously, but now all is resolved!!!
 
 
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lol that was hilarious bro
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