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Quote Originally Posted by CoverLane:

Phoenix -6.5





Quote Originally Posted by FR3SH-like-UgHH:

lmao@ this thread.

take USF+2 in College B-Ball.

put a nickel on it, that's a start.


two great examples of humanitarianism
 
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a credible source of mine says Columbia -1 in college hoops, might hit it myself 
 
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^^ big fan. Thank you, my good man.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by popeyoss:

Help a brother out, my good men. I've got some colossal court mandated payments due in the next couple weeks and I need a big haul tonight....perhaps going 3-0, 4-0...


If your story is true, then I suggest that you use Craigslist and/or go to local places where wealthy cougars who are 45+ and help them gain energy from your volcanic johnson orally.

Scientists have already proven that women gain a full week of energy from being on the receiving end of volcanic johnson, either orally or V -- but forget the V part, just do the oral part.

Wealthy cougars will pay big $ for this kind of energy support. All you need to do is hook up with one or two good cougars, treat them well, serve them well and be a gentleman and they'll spread the word about you and you'll be pulling in serious bucks soon.
 
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the real 'money play' tho is @ 9pm.

DO NOT TAKE CREIGHTON.
 
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Epic haha

one for the kids

Philadelhia -13
 
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What type of play are you looking for? A best bet on NBA or College ball tonight?
 
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I personally like Detroit Pistons +3.5 and Cleveland Cavs +11

 
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This thread is hilarious. Are you trying to catch Calvin Murphy? You're not even halfway there but at 24, you're on a good pace. Have you even thought of wrapping it up before you dive in?

I think this forum should provide you with some winners tonight. I like Phoenix tonight -6 1/2. I like the over as well but Phonix is the play.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by rated91:

What type of play are you looking for? A best bet on NBA or College ball tonight?


anything and everything, my good man. From the NBA to ice hockey leagues in South Africa....I'm all ears


appreciate the support from those of you who have been kind enough to share your picks with me
 
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If your story is true, then I suggest that you use Craigslist and/or go to local places where wealthy cougars who are 45+ and help them gain energy from your volcanic johnson orally.

Scientists have already proven that women gain a full week of energy from being on the receiving end of volcanic johnson, either orally or V -- but forget the V part, just do the oral part.

Wealthy cougars will pay big $ for this kind of energy support. All you need to do is hook up with one or two good cougars, treat them well, serve them well and be a gentleman and they'll spread the word about you and you'll be pulling in serious bucks soon.


unadulterated wisdom right there, my good man
 
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Quote Originally Posted by lovesoccer:

This thread is hilarious. Are you trying to catch Calvin Murphy? You're not even halfway there but at 24, you're on a good pace. Have you even thought of wrapping it up before you dive in?

I think this forum should provide you with some winners tonight. I like Phoenix tonight -6 1/2. I like the over as well but Phonix is the play.


I dun goofed, there's no denying that. 


I aspire to make better mistakes tomorrow....hopefully
 
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popeyoss nice thread... most ppl on here are dicks

instead of us helping each other out they fck around and act stupid.

 
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He said one for the kids !!!l LMAF!!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by royboymiami:

popeyoss nice thread... most ppl on here are dicks

instead of us helping each other out they fck around and act stupid.


I concur, my good man. I've got a feeling that most folks are being raised without any sort of emotion these days. No sympathy,no nothing. Instead, they prefer to masturbate to your misery and afflictions.
 
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Dont take Philly, Wizards +13
NCAAB: Illinois st +3

PS: Next time make the bitches jump after you bust so they wont get prego 
 
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I needed a good laugh    This thread is funny as hell.  

NJ/PHO under 197.5
Minn/Noh over 182.5
Phi -13.5
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

My advice:


 Pull out.

You might want to try it! 

 
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What is today, my good men? A-too-close-for-comfort cover over yesterday!!

Today is victory over yesterday, today is victory over yesterday, today is victory over yesterday, today is victory over yesterday!!!
 
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next time, just put it in her butt.   there are 3 holes and 2 of those holes are very safe!!!

over dal/mil 184

 

 
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read ur pms and follow my directions...i promise it will lead to 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by thefactor23:

next time, just put it in her butt.   there are 3 holes and 2 of those holes are very safe!!!

over dal/mil 184

 



Exactly what I was going to write,turn them over,if they get prego then,I guess your just to good,
Bucks +9
 
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when dicks get hard and yer two inches away from tight, wet poon, shit gets crazy is all I'm saying, brothers.

It's the best defence that I can come up with, folks....'Cock gets hard, shit gets crazy"
 
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Sorry, Dude, but you deserve to live in misery...after the first kid, you shoulda thought "fuck, that wasn't smart"...after the second one "fuck, I'm an idiot"...after the third one...well, I think you see where I'm going with this...

I do have one important question, though....were these chicks HOT?

 

 

 
 
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lmao this couldn't be more fake
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