Record: 6-4
Yesterday sucked. Inexcusible. The Nets, pathetic. Denver sucks. Garbage. The Magic losing to the Hornets is understandable. The Nets make no sense. Stupid. Nobody likes the stupid Nets. What a stupid team name. What a garbage team. Zero talent.
The Spurs are underdogs. I don't care if they've played 10 straight road games. I don't care if they haven't slept in a week. I'll take that every time.
The Blazers/Raptors total is 213? Are you kidding me? Two of the heaviest shooting teams? 213?! That's hilarious.
And the Magic/Palicans total!! Both teams are in the top 5 in shots made, not taken, MADE, per game, and top 9 in 3's MADE per game. I'll take the over. Sometimes you have to take the over.
I hate betting on road favorites. I HATE IT. But the Heat are nothing without Whiteside. Whatever. The Timberwolves are a solid team.
10/30/17:
Spurs +3.5
Knicks +4
Timberwolves -2.5
Trailblazers -3.5
Trailblazers/Raptors O213
Magic/Pelicans O223.5
Record: 8-9
Losing record now. How unfortunate. I underestimated the Thunder. It's hard for Giannis to be an entire team.
76ers are way overrated by the bookies tonight for a change. The Hawks are way better than their record, especially with Schroeder on the court!
The Magic are the complete opposite, WAY underrated! Underdogs?! Are you kidding me?? Hilarious. It's not looking good for Conley tonight, but even if he plays I don't think the Magic will have a problem.
And for some reason the Pelicans continue to be favorite. Why? I'm not too sure. The only thing that's for sure is they haven't figured out how to win yet. Their only wins are against sub-500 teams. And guess what! They're against a winning team tonight!
I hate the Nuggets so obviously I picked the Raptors. Why does Denver continue to be the favorite? Not that I mind.
The Blazers and Clippers don't know what they're doing anymore. And public money is huge on the Clippers. Probably all those rich idiots in Hollywood. Go Mavs!
11/1/17:
Hawks +8
Celtics -12
Magic +4
Knicks +5.5
Timberwolves +2.5
Timberwolves/Pelicans O224
Raptors +1.5
Jazz -3.5
Mavericks +10
Record: 12-14
I need to stop betting on overs. Maybe. The Pelicans are so insanely unpredictable.
And the Hawks blew it in the 4th quarter. Was not expecting that! Obviously rigged by the illuminati, Rothschilds, etc. I hate when they mess my bets up.
Why did I bet on the Mavericks? That's probably the dumbest decision I've made in my entire life. Next time I'll just throw my money into a furnace instead. It'll be more entertaining anyway.
I think I'll take a night to clear my head. Starting tomorrow I won't lose another game. Ever. #Ever
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Pacers/Sixers should be a solid game. GOLLY I HOPE MYLES TURNER PLAYS!
I wonder if the Bulls will keep the Magic to within 20 tonight. If the spread was 20, I'd probably still take it. The Bulls are a D-league team. Their best player is Brook Lopez's brother. He has a brother? Exactly.
The Suns are underdogs to the Knicks! Again, confused. Maybe I'm missing something. Why does anyone ever put the odds in the Knicks' favor? Why would anyone EVER rely on them to win? The Suns sucked early on but they seem to have found their stride. How were they that bad before? They were the worst thing ever. EVER
The Jazz just make sense. The Raptors are stupid. Never bet on those idiots
"Hey the Celtics have won 6 straight games! Let's make them an underdog to give people free money!" -Vegas. Thanks Vegas! Those morons have been wrong every time they've given Boston the underdog label.
The Lakers just played last night, AWAY, and now they're back home after not resting, against the well-rested Nets, and they're...FAVORED?! That's insanity. Actually, it's the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life! Not to mention you know Russell is going to want to mess up his old team after they threw him aside, which was a REALLY stupid move by the way.
I also wanted to bet on the Heat to keep tradition of betting against the stupid useless Nuggets, but I have a gut feeling they've hit their stride. So I guess I'll take the over instead! And Whiteside is back! He's good at scoring! He's on my fantasy team! SCORE!!
11/2/17:
Pacers +4.5
Pistons -2
Orlando -8
Suns +3.5
Jazz -1.5
Heat/Nuggets O216
Celtics +6.5
Nets +3.5
Record: 16-23, -9.3 units
Thanks to a last second shot by the Bulls and 1 point from the Timberwolves, I had an astounding 40% win rate yesterday!
I've got an idea! I'm gonna use a weighting system that's worked for me before.
4 units:
Celtics -3
Timberwolves -5
3 units:
Lakers +2
2 units:
Portland +2.5
1 unit:
Hawks +11.5
Raptors +7.5
Clippers -5.5
Grizzlies/Lakers U206
Record: 21-26, +1.4 units
The ranking system worked! For yesterday at least. And now, even though I have a losing record, I'm in the money! And that's all that matters right?
Shout out to the Celtics and Timberwolves for coming through for me yesterday. The Timberwolves are insnaely good. Thinking about becoming a fair weather fan. Minnesota needs something good in it right? Rodgers was all they had. BUT ANYWAY!
I guess I'll ride the Celtics wave until it crashes. Nothing's slowing them down a bit, and now they're playing a 2-8 team with one player worthy of touching an NBA court.
I also like the Nets/Suns both scoring a lot tonight, consider they're the two worst defenses in the NBA. Not that logic ever works.
4 Units:
Celtics -8
1 Unit:
Suns/Nets O234.5
Heat +15
Record 25-34, -5.5 units
Lost the stupid Mavs/Wizards by over by 2 points
Lost the stupid Bucks spread by 0.5 points
Pacers blew a 3 unit bet in the 4h quarter
GARBAGE! Oh well, it happens. On the bright side, I've been 4-1 on 4-unit plays
I like how the Timberwolves are big underdogs against the Warriors tonight. 2 hot teams with a 8.5 point spread and one of them is missing their best player. I like the underdog!
Pacers vs. Pistons should be interesting. Two teams that handicappers still have no idea what to do with. Also taking the underdog in that matchup.
Celtics: Trend is your friend, on fire and at home against a terrible team. Why not?
11/8/17:
4 units:
Celtics -6.5
Timberwolves +8.5
3 units:
Suns +6.5
2 units:
Pacers +6.5
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