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Alot of peeps are violently pounding the Toronto Raptors tonight while Drake dances at the top of the CN Tower. So I guess Vegas is just going to demolish New York New York as a mock simulation of the destruction of the city while the Kyle Lowry continues to drain treys like a dishwasher of a special needs cafeteria on Chocolate Milk Wednesdays en route to a seventy point Raptors win.
Meanwhile, in Brooklyn kids are looting Brownsville while the Hudson River submerges the yellow Subway line tunnels. "BK to the fullest!" yells little Dasean, as another monster gets washed up further down the island by Montauk (This one looking more like a cross between a raptor with down syndrome and a rhinoceros with softer skin).
Fakooki moves back to Philly just by coincidence, as he realizes that his Philly Cheese Goat business has done better than his Gyro business in terms of overall revenue. Laqueefa is strolling through Saks on fifth picking out a new bracelet after placing her bet on Toronto. " Dem Canadians and they ice game now takin over da streetz in hoops, they doin us dirrrtyyyy" she yells as she tries on a 24 Karat gold bracelet and Missy Elliot begins to play loudly on the store speakers.
Drake's "Fancy" performance can be heard from the other side of Lake Ontario, but nobody cares because they are violently fist pumping while Tweeting screenshots of their Raptors -12.5 ticket attached to a hashtag saying #WetheNorth, while watching the game on the big screen.
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