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HILLERY IS HOT!!!!!!
 
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A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.  She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.  Chang.
 
Upon entering the examination room, Dr.  Chang said, 'OK, take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told.  'Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
 
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.  Dr.  Chang then said, 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.'
 
As she did, Dr.  Chang shook his head slowly.  'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.  Worse case I ever see.  Dat why you not haf sex or dates. '
 
The woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God, Dr.  Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?' Dr.  Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'
 
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Posted: #78
i hate politics...but yea i bet if people had lines on it....more people would get involved!! hahahahah
 
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Quote Originally Posted by LFTNUT:

HILLERY IS HOT!!!!!!


If we are lucky she will explode before the election.
 
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Posted: #80
i would like to jerk on hilarys face
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hank55:



If we are lucky she will explode before the election.

 

Damn that is funny shit Hank. 

 
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Adam and Eve had just finished having sex one afternoon when Eve told Adam that she was going down to the river to take a bath.  While Eve was gone, God appeared to Adam and said Hey Adam, how's it going today?  Adam replied, really good. Eve and I have everything we could ever ask for, thanks to you.  Then God replied, " speaking of Eve, where is she" , to which Adam replied, "We just finished making love and she went down to the river to take a bath".  God, smacking his hand against his forehead shouted "OH NO, I'LL NEVER GET THE SMELL OUT OF THE FISH".
 
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just wanna give a quick shout out to my boy johnny in the bay.....he sleeps on my buddies couch and watches sportscenter!!  and reads these forums!
 
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seaotter, that's funny.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CompulsiveGMBLR:

just wanna give a quick shout out to my boy johnny in the bay.....he sleeps on my buddies couch and watches sportscenter!!  and reads these forums!

okie dokie 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Giant:

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.  She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.  Chang.
 
Upon entering the examination room, Dr.  Chang said, 'OK, take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told.  'Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
 
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.  Dr.  Chang then said, 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.'
 
As she did, Dr.  Chang shook his head slowly.  'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.  Worse case I ever see.  Dat why you not haf sex or dates. '
 
The woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God, Dr.  Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?' Dr.  Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'

 congrats you have just proved that you watched the Dave Letterman show a week ago.  this is not a forum for stolen jokes

 
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Posted: #88
its 6:43
 
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shout outs on covers...ive scene it all  
 
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its 6:45
 
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People,please control the useless conversations because this is getting old scrolling down 2 miles looking for the winning pick.Start another thread or email each other.Pucku thanks for sharing the love.Everyone sit tight and wait on him to post and then say "thanks Pucku".
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CompulsiveGMBLR:

just wanna give a quick shout out to my boy johnny in the bay.....he sleeps on my buddies couch and watches sportscenter!!  and reads these forums!

 

 
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Posted: #93
it's gonna be toronto.  the last big trade was shaq for marion on a day when heat played toronto and raptors blew 'em out.  The play is toronto
 
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Quote Originally Posted by sean2114:

 congrats you have just proved that you watched the Dave Letterman show a week ago.  this is not a forum for stolen jokes

I got it through an email.

Do you think most of the jokes posted in here are originals, Sean?

However, you're right, I'm busted and thoroughly embarrassed. I didn't write the joke. 

 
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its 445 pm here in utah mtn standard is he ready to pick???
 
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   i cant puckin wait..........
 
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How to you recognize that Eastern European woman got her period?.........
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by hermnole:

People,please control the useless conversations because this is getting old scrolling down 2 miles looking for the winning pick.Start another thread or email each other.Pucku thanks for sharing the love.Everyone sit tight and wait on him to post and then say "thanks Pucku".


Get a grip man. Just hit the "End" key and scroll up.
 
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 GUYS THE CALL IS CHAR - 1 GL ALL
 
 
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yeeeeeesssssssssssss!!!!!! thanks puck!
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