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thanks puck
 
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hanks, if they know how to use f5 button, they wouldn't complaint.  your jokes are really cool, i copied and forwarded them to my buddies and the whole world is happy.... laughter is the best medicine besides PuckU's picks of course..
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jeopardy:

hanks, if they know how to use f5 button, they wouldn't complaint.  your jokes are really cool, i copied and forwarded them to my buddies and the whole world is happy.... laughter is the best medicine besides PuckU's picks of course..


and while we f5 in here he posts a new thread for the pics......don't know where he's going to post we should let it die and after the pics talk it up all we want.....just my opinion since he gets the call so close to tip to call bookies
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I know everyone is waiting for the pick, but just a couple of jokes, since we have about 20 min. 
 
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You freaks better not slow the sight down again.
I see it coming and it's not gonna be pretty.
 
 
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people who don't know how to use the f5 button or know what it is for don't deserve pucku's picks!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by cheeersM8:

people who don't know how to use the f5 button or know what it is for don't deserve pucku's picks!


we know how to use it but what if he posts in a different thread

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A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"person!" he said, and dropped her.

 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-piMEZ2WcQU&feature=related

i know we are all waitin for pucku's pick so here's a video on using water as fuel for cars, spread the knowledge
 
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the wait is shorter, less stressful with jokes IMO
 
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Anyone care for a funny joke?

Here one:

An alcoholic was forced by his wife to come in to see their family doctor.  The doctor lectured him for about 30 minutes about how bad alcohol/liquor was and ask him to quit.  Then the doctor bring out a bucket of alcohol/liquor and a bucket of fresh water and a strong healthy young cow.  

Then the doctor lets the cow pick one of the 2 buckets, the cow picked the freshwater bucket and drank a good portion of the water.  then the doctor turned to the couple and say, "see, even the cow chose the water."

Then the guy (husband) shake his head and tell his wife, "see, this doctor is so stupid just like the cow."

GL guys

 
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Whats going on Hank?  Nice avatar buddy.  I like it.  You ready to Bank w/ the main man PUCK tonight? 
 
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GOT THE CALL EARLY     NY-7      BUY IT DOWN TO 7   IF THERE IS ANOTHER PLAY WILL START A NEW POST
 
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i was thinking what about posting being fine until about the 10 minute warning. that way we get our entertainment and puck can get in here easy and deliver the picks
 
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 thank you and thanks for new thread later :)
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Thanks.
 
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thanks
 
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Hey PUCK I hope your plays is one of my top plays. I don't want the same shit to happen like last night. I have mad respect for your picks so good luck tonight bro.
 
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wow on the opposide side of khmerkidd again! Gonna be a hot one tonight!
 
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can we tell more jokes now peopl?  i guess not.  everybody is calling their bookies....go run, run, run now to the phone
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SecFan:

i was thinking what about posting being fine until about the 10 minute warning. that way we get our entertainment and puck can get in here easy and deliver the picks


he just posted

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Anyway you see it you guys are fu*king up the site
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